Morning Humour XX: No OLX Needed
All gay men looking to get married to their fellow man, this one is for you. Need a husband? There’s a number on your screen to call. 😀
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29 Comments
Dennis Macaulay
April 22, 05:28Lol
paul
April 22, 05:35From the settings of d location of the advert, if u mistakenly call dat number u’ would end up with a Plumber
By the time u r piped through and through u would leak still!
Mercury
April 22, 05:47Ewwwwee
Jamie
April 22, 06:14OUCH!! I’m seeing scary imageries…
Lothario
April 22, 18:22Paul, that statement is all shades of wrong….. Lol!!
Mercury
April 22, 05:35Hian, oooohhh.
Mitch
April 22, 05:44Hian! Warrizdat? Me don’t need no roughnecks in my ministry.
Phoenix
April 22, 05:45Hian! Is there a husband manufacturing company? My own came already made o. *throws back weavon*
I can see an Akpan dialing the number already. I hope he gets a man who can do his garri. Or he’ll have to drink it like that.
Jamie
April 22, 06:19LOL…
”*throws back weave-on*”…
Just make sure noone stumbles on the bag of wigs though bro…lol
Chris
April 22, 05:46To be checking OLX for a husband is to be looking for ritualist to
carry you go. .they wont want ransom, one would be the ransom.
#TeamKizito
April 22, 05:50See Kito written all over the wall.. :s
Wait, chai, Tonia’s right oh; Gays are spoiling market for Spinsters. :0
pinkpanthertb
April 22, 05:54Hahahahahahahaa.
Gad
April 22, 06:06Seriousness
Lemuel
April 22, 06:07Lawd hv mercies #inadambano’svoice
A-non
April 22, 06:08Been tempted a few times to call these numbers that show up indiscriminately if only to listen to how these people make their sales pitch or whatever it is they claim to offer but never gotten round it.
Maybe I should start with this one…
pinkpanthertb
April 22, 06:09Do let us know how it works out, will ya? 🙂
Pete
April 22, 06:13Hmmm
Gerald
April 22, 06:17Yeah let someone give it a try
chestnut
April 22, 06:23See the seriousness on d guy’s face as he’s saving the number, as if he’s taking down a lecturer’s revision questions for an exam. Maybe he’s taking the number for his sister sha…*sips tea*
pinkpanthertb
April 22, 06:31Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Maybe.
trystham
April 22, 06:56The uncle dialling…looks freakishly familiar
Ruby
April 22, 07:03ROTFLMAO from Abuja to Abu Dhabi…
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¸.•´ ¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
I just can’t
Oluwadamilare Okoro
April 22, 07:21Eeya… and the chelsea fan needs a husband… *seals lips*
Sinnex
April 22, 07:33I am confused.
Just because a man is writing the number doesn’t mean the person that wrote the advert is gay na.
Who knows, maybe the man wants to give the number to someone, or the guy wants to scam the person.
The picture is quite funny tho.
JArch
April 22, 08:21Looool the poor guy in the picture just became famous for something he knows nothing about, neither was he even bothered with the ad.
SIMBA WHERE ART THOU!!! See husband oooo, better come and take it before he’s being snatched away
La-Coozee
April 22, 08:44I know some people here have dialled that number lol
Teflondon
April 22, 09:32LOOOL!!
This is something Sinnex will do.. That bish desperate AF! Lol!
sinnex
April 22, 11:23Lemme alone oooooooo…
I will tell my daddy for you.
La-Coozee
April 22, 12:02Hian @ Sinnex. For your church mind abi?