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  1. paul
    April 22, 05:35 Reply

    From the settings of d location of the advert, if u mistakenly call dat number u’ would end up with a Plumber
    By the time u r piped through and through u would leak still!

    • Jamie
      April 22, 06:14 Reply

      OUCH!! I’m seeing scary imageries…

    • Lothario
      April 22, 18:22 Reply

      Paul, that statement is all shades of wrong….. Lol!!

  2. Mitch
    April 22, 05:44 Reply

    Hian! Warrizdat? Me don’t need no roughnecks in my ministry.

  3. Phoenix
    April 22, 05:45 Reply

    Hian! Is there a husband manufacturing company? My own came already made o. *throws back weavon*
    I can see an Akpan dialing the number already. I hope he gets a man who can do his garri. Or he’ll have to drink it like that.

    • Jamie
      April 22, 06:19 Reply

      ”*throws back weave-on*”…
      Just make sure noone stumbles on the bag of wigs though bro…lol

  4. Chris
    April 22, 05:46 Reply

    To be checking OLX for a husband is to be looking for ritualist to
    carry you go. .they wont want ransom, one would be the ransom.

  5. #TeamKizito
    April 22, 05:50 Reply

    See Kito written all over the wall.. :s

    Wait, chai, Tonia’s right oh; Gays are spoiling market for Spinsters. :0

  6. Lemuel
    April 22, 06:07 Reply

    Lawd hv mercies #inadambano’svoice

  7. A-non
    April 22, 06:08 Reply

    Been tempted a few times to call these numbers that show up indiscriminately if only to listen to how these people make their sales pitch or whatever it is they claim to offer but never gotten round it.

    Maybe I should start with this one…

  8. Gerald
    April 22, 06:17 Reply

    Yeah let someone give it a try

  9. chestnut
    April 22, 06:23 Reply

    See the seriousness on d guy’s face as he’s saving the number, as if he’s taking down a lecturer’s revision questions for an exam. Maybe he’s taking the number for his sister sha…*sips tea*

  10. trystham
    April 22, 06:56 Reply

    The uncle dialling…looks freakishly familiar

  11. Ruby
    April 22, 07:03 Reply

    ROTFLMAO from Abuja to Abu Dhabi…
    ¸.•´ ¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
    (¸¸.•´(¸.•´(¸.• =)) нaнaнaнaнa =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))
    I just can’t

  12. Sinnex
    April 22, 07:33 Reply

    I am confused.

    Just because a man is writing the number doesn’t mean the person that wrote the advert is gay na.

    Who knows, maybe the man wants to give the number to someone, or the guy wants to scam the person.

    The picture is quite funny tho.

  13. JArch
    April 22, 08:21 Reply

    Looool the poor guy in the picture just became famous for something he knows nothing about, neither was he even bothered with the ad.

    SIMBA WHERE ART THOU!!! See husband oooo, better come and take it before he’s being snatched away

  14. La-Coozee
    April 22, 08:44 Reply

    I know some people here have dialled that number lol

  15. Teflondon
    April 22, 09:32 Reply

    This is something Sinnex will do.. That bish desperate AF! Lol!

    • sinnex
      April 22, 11:23 Reply

      Lemme alone oooooooo…
      I will tell my daddy for you.

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