“My first sexual encounter with a woman.” The Hilarious Narration that Trended On Twitter
The tweep is @afearlessfight and below is her story. If you haven’t already followed this, you’re in for a treat. 😀 
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30 Comments
papasmurf
February 01, 06:07OMG!!!! I haf dead finish!!!!
Its 6am in d morning & I’m laughing like a maniac!! The “straight gial” face killed me… “Impossible”
ken
February 01, 06:15Loool!
http://www.closetedwhore.com
bruno
February 01, 06:18???? this is gold. if this actually happened it makes for some interesting discussions but it’s as hilarious as fuck.
Pink Panther
February 01, 06:21Some interesting discussions such as how this is most likely an issue of rape?
bruno
February 01, 06:47yea. if she decides to file for sexual assault on grounds that she was unable to provide consent due to intoxication she has a really strong case. and morally, is it even ok to drug someone and have sex with them? but it seems the lady here had fun and felt good about it afterward so…
Pink Panther
February 01, 06:53And her ‘feel good’ case will strengthen the case of the Straight Conversion To Gay Association.
Max 2.0
February 01, 07:36Lmfao ?? @Pinky, women know how to pleasure women just like men know how to pleasure other men. She may be latent-bi, or maybe straight, but there’s a kind of experience you have and you’ll never wanna do anything less.
peaches
February 01, 06:25Blood of God… the story plenty o…Rotflmao @the diagrams. This nne shaa.
peaches
February 01, 06:28Rape ke?, the aunty took it hook, line and sinker …with added pleasure. And is happy to joke over it…PP it was hungrying this aunty joh.
Mandy
February 01, 06:34She was drugged, was she not?
Mandy
February 01, 06:36‘I walk around screaming, ‘I CAN TAKE YO BITCH! HIS BITCH! EVERYBODY BITCH!”
HALLELUJAH SISTER! Take them bitches! You have been delivert into lesbianism.
King Mufasa
February 01, 07:08Sigh … why can’t men have multiple orgasms too.
This is soo unfair ? I am actually jealous.
This is straight up rape though.
Max 2.0
February 01, 07:39Ummm, she went to a ” HO’ tel ” room around 1am, what exactly did she think they were going to do there? Night vigil perhaps?
Biko I see no rape here. She gave her ecstacy drugs or whatever and then went ahead and gave her a happy ending which she’s forever grateful for.
#TeamKizito
February 01, 07:21Lol.
#Chestnut
February 01, 07:25LMAO! Ok,this was hilarious! And those memes had me crying real tears,lol.
(I wonder when were gonna get a narration from a straight guy who tried gay sex and loved it so much that he runs around screaming “I can take ur man…her man…EVERYBODY man!” Hehehe…)
Pink Panther
February 01, 08:04Hahahahahahahahahaa!!! Chestnut ooo!
Max 2.0
February 01, 07:33???????????????????????????… Omg this lady is so damn funny.. Literally shedding tears right now… The pics was everything ??
Khaleesi
February 01, 08:04?????????????…. Hilarious shit!
Dennis Macaulay
February 01, 08:34I read this last week and I nearly died laughing!
But on a serious note she was raped! Did she give consent without intoxication? Bill Cosby hello?
And if one orgasms from a rape experience (which does happen sometimes) it is still rape!
Rape doesn’t have to be only when you are tied with rope
z
February 01, 12:12Is it still rape if they were both active participants and both enjoyed it. She also sucked the clit and used the strappy strap whatever on the other woman.
She wasn’t drugged against her will. She knew the effect of what she was taking.
It wasn’t rape abeg.
Just wish I could do this to some guys tho. Hehehe. Hey PP
Pink Panther
February 01, 23:52Lol. I see you, Z.
Promise4all
February 01, 09:26choi. iDied
Teflondon
February 01, 10:43LMAO!
Fresh!
Law
February 01, 11:05This was funny….. Am showing my colleagues in the office… They are laughing their asses out….
kacee
February 01, 11:17Omg LMAO i saw this a few days ago and i laughed my ass off. I just love her…. The pictures are so funny hehehehehe.
*shouts* James
kacee
February 01, 11:32i cant stop reading this LMAO
Shaggy isn’t this weed (that face LMAO)
Be gentle i’m a virgin got me hahahaha
What are Men again(ROTFL)
and Oprah’s face omg hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Akpan
February 01, 13:15Whether on screen or in text, I have hardly ever seen a description of gay sex where the encounter was sublime and sensual. It’s always violent and masochistic. Anyone remember Brokeback Mountain? The stereotyping of gay sex as brutal and insensitive is nothing like my personal life, and I certainly hope it’s not so for the rest of you. I find it disgusting and a complete turn off. Doesn’t help the ‘straights’ to think of us as human either
Pink Panther
February 01, 23:53You’ve not seen much of LGBT series, have you? Hollywood is getting it right when it’s the LGBT factions that are involved.
segs
February 02, 12:49?? ha
Magdiva
February 03, 11:37†☁DEAD☁† #epic ?
And no it ain’t rape. Not because drugs and alcohol were involved that it automatically becomes rape. At no point did she indicate that she didn’t want this, say no or ask for the Aunty to stop.
She enjoyed it by all indication. End of