My Romance With The Bad Side
Bad boys. They’re the villains, the bad guys in the movies you watch. The Boss, as Nigerians generally call them. The guys who are evil and want everyone dead. The one who wants to marry the princess, even though she is destined to be with the prince. The one who everyone watching the movie hates and wants dead. Every movie has a bad guy, sometimes in the subtlest ways. He might be the good guy who everyone loves until he probably didn’t get the girl or the gold or something awfully important to him, and then he decides no one deserves happiness or no one deserves to live.
I have a thing for villains, sometimes even the wickedest of them all. There’s just something about them that tickles my fancy. The coldness of the stare, the sheer wickedness of the laugh, the ruthlessness of the mien – just about everything that makes them evil works for me. Some villains are hot in a devilish I-am-coming-for-you sort of way, while some are not. Whichever is the case, I really don’t care.
I just love bad boys.
In fact, there are some movies in which the villain isn’t even human, and I still find myself attracted to such a being. For instance, in the film, Guardians of the Galaxy – the evil alien who was hell-bent on destroying every planet looked sexy to me. The part that excited me was when he was going through the ritual of dressing up. When they poured some strange goo on his body and then he put on his armour and crown, I was like, ‘Dayum! Such hotness!’
Even the scariest joker out of all jokers produced by the Batman franchise makes my heart jump. And then, there’s the original Disney version of Beauty and the Beast. I found that beast sexy as hell. The way he was all over Belle was incredibly enticing. I remember thinking to myself, ‘You don’t have to go through such elaborate schemes to make me fall in love with you, papi.’ And then, when he turned into a dashing prince, I was like ‘Urrgghh, please!’
I suppose that makes me weird.
Over the years, I have realised some very interesting and vital things about myself. I am not into good looks. I don’t like your average good-looking guy who has everyone drooling over him. Even though I won’t mind having some me time with such hotties, they are not really what get me going. Odd little things attract me to a person.
Even drawings of bad guys are really attractive. I have a very creative and vivid imagination. Which is why my friends tell my mind is a mess. The things I imagine can’t be said out loud. My biggest rule or guideline is: ‘Whatever happens in my dream stays in my dream’. I can’t share a dream I had in the night with anyone, because by the time I am halfway through, the person would be looking at me like, ‘What kind of messed up kid are you?’
My biggest crush of all is none other than the hottest bad/good guy of the ancient world: God of War. This guy makes my heart beat like crazy. I just imagine those huge tattooed arms grabbing me and squeezing me into the throes of crazy lovemaking. I love the evil in him. The way he kills, the way his arms moves, the way his eyes are full of so much anger. His sheer bloodlust sets my engines afire.
I am IN LOVE!
The way I keep going on and on about these hot bad guys, one would think I get laid often. But the opposite is the case. It’s not that I don’t get offers; believe me, I do. But the thing is, I am this kind of person who believes in having just one person. One person who will stick with you for a reasonable amount of time, and not just a 2-or-3-month affair. This is what keeps me from getting laid.
Oh, this here is now to the God of War – wherever you are, just know that someone in the real world has a huge crush on you. And uh, I hope you are as big as you look.
Written by Tyler Davis
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Max
July 31, 06:01His name is Kratos.. And he’s the reason I bought PS3 when GOW 3 was released. He was too good in the Ps2 version, so I couldn’t wait to get my hands on him in HD. Not because of his hotness though, because of his ruthlessness.
I love power/powerful people.
And also, looking for a stable relationship is the reason I rarely get laid. It simply works for me. If we can’t be together, I ain’t doing casual shit with you.
Pink Panther
July 31, 06:20‘I love power/powerful people…’
🙂
shuga chocolata
July 31, 06:04Hmmmmmmmm
I’m so mute. What ever rocks your boat. Fine with me.
masonkz
July 31, 06:27*Sigh*. Carry on
Masked Man
July 31, 06:34My favourite villains of all time.
Leonardo DiCarprio in Django Unchained.
Denzel Washington in Training Day.
Mitch
July 31, 07:34Villains? Not my type. I’m attracted to power figures, yes, but villains, I don’t think so.
Pink Panther
July 31, 07:36Villains are powerful too. Just look at Putin. 🙂
kacee
July 31, 08:13*jumping* i love Putin, oooooo his eyes and chiselled face. *touching my pink face*
Pink Panther
July 31, 08:16kacee, you need Jesus.
kacee
July 31, 08:26Lol
Teflondon
July 31, 07:36I see myself in you in certain ways. My dreams are crazy also and so many other things I could delve into. However, I want to focus on one. I like bad boys also, but my kinda bad boys don’t include frictional villains, I like real life villains. Like the younger one of the Boston bombers and most of all this high school shooters. I find them sexy in a kinda way and I am weirdly attracted to them. my love for cute thugs and area boys is no longer secret either. And I really don’t care what people think of me for this, this is what I like. This is who I am. I ain’t ashamed of it. In essence what I am trying to bring out here. We can love the same thing but love it differently. So I always wonder when people say you have to live your life a certain way or you MUST like a certain way or have to be in a relationship a certain way, whether open or closed, or you can’t be bottom and feel like a woman or be an independent bottom whatever floats anyone boats really. Like Django said “Who makes the rules”
KryxxX
July 31, 07:56Hmmn!
Bad boys……………. Always attractive in an “I dont even know y they r attractive” kinda way but they sure do spell doom………..sometimes!
The swag, carriage, boldness, tenacity, courage, bravado! Choi! Everything you wished you could b/can’t nd everything ur mum would take u to Prophet T.B for!
We have real life Kratos walking about shaa. The Rock, David Macintosh, nd there is even this black body builder on IG self(forgotten his name), dude is built like steel **Omg! His pecs, abs, oblique, legs, arms! Like a statue carved by Michaelangelo himself** nd has this long dreads that gets me feeling some type of way! The kind of men I can sleep off on their chest like I used to do with my daddy, feel very safe nd feel like a baby all over again. **scratches head** I think I have bad boy daddy issues shaa……..
Tiercel de Claron
July 31, 08:39You’re right,big issues
KryxxX
July 31, 11:39#Np – Busybody(rmx)
Ace
July 31, 14:26Kyrsss the name of the guy on IG is Ulissesworld. Thank me later and just stick with him but as for David, David fucking McIntosh! Please I beg you, leave him for me. He is reserved for me only.h
KryxxX
July 31, 16:35Ah! Thank you for the name oh! His body gives me life! As long as he is mine u can keep ur David! But if I lose him, babes, we go drag Mr McIntosh tear pant put!
Yungsterwolf
July 31, 08:12I love how erotic it is
Yungsterwolf
July 31, 08:15And cant even blame him i get errect by almost any sort of guy
Masked Man
July 31, 08:23Even a young priest?
kacee
July 31, 08:25Charlize Theron damn that gurl made me have wet dreams after seeing the sex scene in Monster. Lucius Malfoy in harry potter is also a cute guy, i just wanna play with that long white hair.
Pink Panther
July 31, 08:28I know, right? LOL! you just voiced a fantasy I had all those years ago over that elegant blonde-haired wizard called Lucius Malfoy.
KryxxX
July 31, 09:35Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Lucius Malfoy?
I’d rather have Ron Granger! Thankyu!
Colossus
July 31, 10:21You want to have ginger haired babies?
KryxxX
July 31, 11:59Like I have a choice abi? The dark nd twisted babies I have been begging u for, did u oblige me? Biko shift!
JustJames
July 31, 10:25Who is Ron granger? You mean weasley don’t you…?
KryxxX
July 31, 11:57My bad! Actually mixed up the bad combo that later happened BTW Ron nd miss Granger! Actually rooted for Harry to get d gal! Ronald Weasley it is!
kacee
July 31, 12:09lmao
Colossus
July 31, 10:29If you have a crush on the God of War, you really should have called his name. If I was not a gamer and know who Kratos is, I’ll probably think you’re in love with Lucifer or Ares.
Tyler Davis
July 31, 12:37Yeah I should have. My bad.
JustJames
July 31, 10:36What dafuq did I just read… And I thought I was weird. Y’all need Jesus. Next thing I’ll hear you want to get hot and heavy with Lord voldemort…
R.A
July 31, 15:49Of all people lmfao!
Posh6666
July 31, 11:30I luv thuggish rough guys.Those kind that r into drugs and smoking.Always mean looking and have this i dont care attitude around them and looking cute without them even trying.Those kind that aint bothered about using cream after bathing nor looking at their self in d mirror just a real real man!
Sinnex
July 31, 11:43So I am not the only one.
I am not into pretty boys.
I derive pleasure from pain.
Someone said I had the Stockholm Syndrome while another said I was a masochist.
I love ’em thugs and rough guys.
Chuck
July 31, 11:53Funny. You like it rough? Does that mean you like being treated rough or you like genuinely rough, rapist guys like the one in your area?
sinnex
July 31, 12:55I am sure you know that there is a difference between being rough and being treated rough. Some rough guys might be even gentle. I love rough looking guys.
posh6666
July 31, 12:37Lmaooooooo see i knew it that u have that freakness in u
KryxxX
July 31, 12:03So a real real man isn’t bothered about using cream nor the mirror abi?
I think I need to start doing same!
posh6666
July 31, 12:36Yes o!Real men dont have time for dat thats for prettyboys
#Chestnut
July 31, 12:24Hian! Bad boys bawo? Y’all need Jesus. I like someone that won’t give me headache and make me talk plenty everyday biko.
posh6666
July 31, 12:34My dear its prettyboys that give u issues n drama n unnecessary attitude.Bad boys aint got no time for that no emotions whatsoever just real gud fuck is all they crave for
Ace
July 31, 14:30I have a thing for bad guys and thugs too especially built and I-will-fuck-the-hell-outta-you ones. I have never been attracted to pretty boys! I have tried so many times to make it work but it doesn’t seem to work. They have this air of slippery bar soap that hangs around them.
posh6666
July 31, 14:59Lmaoooo so we plenty like this for this blog?aswer that ruggedness just gets me high and body contact alone is enof to make me cum.They aint got all d unnecessary emotional display and all the i love u blah blah blah aint nobody got time for dat! Rugged guys will show u luv in d way they fuck d hell outta ur hole and tear up that man pussy n mess it up like crazy by d time u r done u will be like dang this is wat love is all about even d ones that btm will spread those ass cheeks wide for u to pound d shit out of it and take it like a ninja those little moans n cries they make just drives me over d edge i will just be like damn see dis thug all weepy n conquered oh lala la.Reminds me of one better thugish guy i use to fuck frm tym to tym tho his gay for pay.
R.A
July 31, 15:56Lol! Ho!!!!!! *raises both hands for u* “mess it up” tho smh *swallows panadol*
posh6666
July 31, 16:43Lmaooo careful now dont choke while Swallowing
KryxxX
July 31, 16:32Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
Posh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just scarred me for life! We have kids on this blog oh! Lol!
posh6666
July 31, 16:42Hahahahahahhahahahaha.Abegi leave matter for mathias.
Absalom
July 31, 22:13Ohmygod. Posh!!! :O
JustJames
July 31, 16:09I’ve never been attracted to bad boys more than I’ve been attracted to pretty boys or any other type of boys there are..
One minute I’m drooling over a guy who towers above me and next I’m swooning over a petite guy with a slim waist.. Ain’t got a type. But I honestly do not want someone who would pound the shit out of me. I’m not a fake pussy or blow up doll. Posh.. Well done o!
posh6666
July 31, 16:41Lmaooo u guys life is too short u gotta explore dat wild side of u
Pink Panther
July 31, 20:08LMAO! Oh James.
JOJOARMANI
July 31, 19:32you smoke? Rough? Have that iDoneCare attitude??? Fuck! Your the one av been looking… Mere sight at thier sagg, thier mean faces…thier black lips that smoking must av caused… Oh gawd!… I had to smoke weed for the first time just get get one bad dude get his dick into ma creamy ass, twas very hard but after 3years it happened.yes i am that patient!… He fucked the hell outaa me that night and it keeps going that way.
posh6666
July 31, 19:51Hahahahhahaha my big sister has arrived oh here i was thinking am a bad bitch.
Pink Panther
July 31, 20:08Hian! Chimoo! JojoArmani, ya just a bad shild!
Absalom
July 31, 22:15*clutches pearls* :O
Nightwing
July 31, 22:25Phew!! People really are weird, but whatever floats your boat, though Kratos would probably slice you in half before he listens to your name. As long as he’s athletic, villan or not, I’m hooked. Take for example the villan from the watchmen. *sighs*
JOJOARMANI
August 01, 00:26posh… Hehehehe… U still dah baddest biatch… PP lol… Anything for A D*ick. * continuez with ma nail painting* got an interview tmrw.. Gotta look charming…