#NaDem: Kito Alert in a Thread of Tweets

#NaDem: Kito Alert in a Thread of Tweets

I came across a twitter thread that was using the hashtag #NaDem to point out the characteristics of kito threats. The tweets aren’t anything we haven’t already been sounding off here, but there’s something about the humour that made me decide to post them as a reiteration of the evils we should look out for while hooking up.

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  1. Delle
    May 18, 08:30 Reply

    “I am a civil servant but I have a supermarket in Ikotun”

    “I don’t meet in public. My house is very comfortable for us”

    Him: Can you come over now. Am alone.
    You: It’s 10pm
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    • Julian_woodhouse
      May 18, 17:22 Reply

      back when I was younger than the current young i’m still “younging”, I very nearly fell for this particular “are u a small boi” gimmick. I had already traveled a distance of #100 at around 8 p.m and cooked up a very convenient excuse for my mother. The only thing that prevented me from completing the journey was how increasingly rude he got by the minute. Konji is a very funny thing.

  2. Shadow
    May 18, 16:50 Reply

    I’m not attracted to guys but i really like you and i can’t explain it. I’m even scared of this feeling. #NaDem

    • Gif
      May 21, 14:03 Reply

      That might not necessarily be “dem”
      Probably a gay or bi- still in denial.

  3. Rex
    May 18, 16:56 Reply

    I met this bastard once on Badooo。。we are still talking on phone seff, but I had shard him to my friends and warned them to stir clear…… HE GOES BY DANIEL FROM ASABA.

  4. Máçnúèl
    May 19, 08:25 Reply

    A bit true but I mostly disagree with d last one, I dislike sharing nude or anything related to nude it doesn’t make me

    Na dem!!! Please ?

  5. Jinchuriki
    May 21, 05:04 Reply

    About Nudes… sometimes I get irritated my them or a request for one, even from someone I like of have been exchanging nudes with.

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