#NigeriansAtHogwarts Trends With Hilarious Tweets
Forgive me, KDians. I know this isn’t LGBT related, but I simply had to share after I browsed through the hashtag #NigeriansAtHogwarts which trended on Twitter yesterday.
Nigerians on Twitter have come up with the funniest tweets possible by imagining what it would be like if Nigerians were to attend the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. And so, the hashtag #NigeriansAtHogwarts was born.
I swear, these tweets are so goddarn hilarious. I may have cracked a rib or two, so hard did I laugh. And because I’m generous with humour, I simply had to share. Who knew Nigerians were such fantastic Harry Potter fans?
Check out some of the tweets below. And share some creativity of your own in the comments section, perhaps about LGBT Nigerians At Hogwarts. 😀
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ken
August 02, 06:17Lool. The way u pipo keep calling edo edo, as if na only us be winch. Hian!
Pink Panther
August 02, 06:18Hahahahahahaa!!! Ken, abeg don’t hex them out of vex o.
black
August 02, 06:29I died twice reading tweets from the #nigeriansAtHogwarts. The funniest was “when the Owl failed to deliver your admission letter because your mom covered your house with the blood of Jesus”
Façade
August 02, 06:51“foetus deletus” I died
Pink Panther
August 02, 06:56See o. Very efficient piece of magic. Beats the heck out of abortion. 😀
kacee
August 02, 06:54LMAO this is so funny.
Mandy
August 02, 07:04When you cast your Patronus charm and its the rainbow.. 🙂 #LGBTNigeriansAtHogwarts
Dubem
August 02, 07:05ROTFLMAO.
Nigerians sef.
Where’s Eros? He should be a champion in this field, him being a de facto Hogwarts student and all. 🙂
Ace
August 02, 08:42Hahahahha! I am so happy to see Nigerians are this witty with their references to the movie. I am quite impressed. Lol! I am going to check the trend out now.
JustJames
August 02, 08:57I see my tweet. I laughed so hard at this trend. Currentky rereading the prisoner of azkaban.. Like play like play I will finish the whole 7 books again.
Pink Panther
August 02, 09:00JK Rowlings is just flawless in those books.
Sheldon Cooper
August 02, 09:02When you tell someone “thunder fire your yansh” casually, but your wand, thinks it’s a spell and fires.
That one had me rolling on the floor.
Leonard Hofstadter
August 02, 22:15Hi Sheldon, am Leonard Hofstadter.
Abraham
August 02, 09:14I yaf died….. Nigerians are crazy….
ambivalentone
August 02, 09:55They were the first thing I got to go to this morning (sorry KD). I think I will just save the hashtag. That shii made my night. Hilarious shii
Flakes
August 02, 10:06Hilarious! Nigerians got an enormous sense of humour. I disappeared and reappeared!
Tobby
August 02, 10:19lol!. I had a good laugh!. Thank you PP
Pink Panther
August 02, 10:47Anytime 🙂
Eros
August 02, 10:55Oh well, at least Nigerians enjoy Harry Potter
*goes back to my threesome with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini*
Pink Panther
August 02, 12:07I’m still looking for a way to fetch Cedric Diggory back from the dead. He and I belong to each other 🙂
Brian Collins
August 03, 02:32You do know Cedric was Robert Patterson?
Pink Panther
August 03, 07:00Duh. Of course I know. 🙂
Uziel
August 02, 11:52The anti cheating one got me cracking! Lol. I didn’t know about this! Maybe I should reconsider getting on Twitter so I can see all I can if this hashtag…
Nightwing
August 02, 14:29Someone just bury me already, I’ve died so many times reading this, these niccurs over killed this, I literally can read this all day. *checks how many ribs aren’t yet broken* answer, none. #cray funny.
YEKA
August 02, 18:21When all your spell keeps going wrong because of your yoruba ‘H’ factor #nigeriansAtHogwarts
YEKA
August 02, 18:23When your parents wrongs ur name with permanent maker on ur broom and wand so it doesn’t get stolen #NigeriansAtHogwarts
JoshDeity
August 02, 23:41This was beyond funny…
Brian Collins
August 03, 02:37The accio spell and the Hausa patronus charm got me real bad.
Brian Collins
August 03, 02:42Where you see Remus Lupin transform into a werewolf and #NigerianatHogwarts who always stabs Transfiguration, be like “Buski buski” thinking he’s a dog.
Pink Panther
August 03, 07:00Hahahahahahahahaa! Good one, Brian.
Andrevn
August 03, 07:03When your lightning scar throbs painfully and you are still given Panadol to swallow. #NigerianAtHogwarts
R.A
August 03, 17:41Lmao! Panadol extra
Pisces
August 03, 07:21When the Room of Requirements becomes the Ultimate closet, perfectly altered and redecorated to suit the #LqbtiNigerianAtHogwarts
Pink Panther
August 03, 07:31LOL! Nice.