Pastor claims gay man was ‘cured’ of his sexuality after eating ‘anointed’ cake
Whoever knew cake frosting would be an enemy of the gays?
Frosting, fairy cakes and fluffy bakes are apparently so straight, they can ‘cure’ a gay man, a pastor has claimed.
Right wing preacher and author Lance Wallnau, who claims to have ‘predicted’ Trump’s presidency, spoke about a recent story advocating ‘gay cures’ on his Periscope.
He claimed a gay bar owner was ‘converted’ after eating cake prepared by and prayed over by Christians.
Wallnau claims there were some ‘hookers’ who used to hang out at a bar who were saved by a fellow patron who had found Christianity.
Together, Wallnau adds, these individuals ‘baked a cake for the owner of the bar, who was gay and very adamantly anti-Christian’ and prayed over it that he would leave homosexuality.
‘It was an anointed cake,’ Wallnau said, ‘and they made the cake and gave it as a gift. And when he ate the cake … the power of God hit him.’
As the ‘presence of God’ fell upon the bar owner, Wallnau recounted he got baptized, and at that point ‘the spirit that was working him got broken off’. He was thus ‘freed’ from homosexuality.
‘Gay cure’ therapy is condemned by every worldwide mainstream health and psychiatry organization in the world. It is considered dangerous to a person’s mental and physical therapy. This can range from anything to prayer and Bible study to electroshock treatment and torture.
Watch the ‘revelation’ below:
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15 Comments
Mandy
March 23, 06:04So what type of cake was it abeg? Cherry cake with extra icing? Or strawberry cake with caramel topping? Or plain madeira with sugar coating? I’m asking so ill know not to eat any cake that’ll endanger my love for preeq 😀
pete
March 23, 06:50Sigh!
Pink Panther
March 23, 07:11Lol. It’s not a small sigh o. Some incredulous things homophobia drives people to opine, and you’ll be like, is it the same oxygen we’re all breathing in?
bain
March 23, 06:51where can I get this cake biko?
Mandy
March 23, 07:18Someone wants to be delivert. 🙂
MagDiva
March 23, 08:22Foolishness comes in all shapes and sizes. Kmt
Colossus
March 23, 08:45Well, I do love cakes?
Pink Panther
March 23, 08:46LMAO! There are cakes and there are cakes.
Khaleesi
March 23, 10:07mtchwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
.•*Sugaar.•*
March 23, 10:14Hahaha so what!
That is not cool anyways. It’s like initiating someone in to something they don’t ask for…
Delle
March 23, 12:16Mtcheww.
Such daftness.
Mitch
March 23, 12:40Wawuu unto thee!
Dickson' clement
March 23, 17:16No wonder I have been craving cakes for a while
Dickson' clement
March 23, 17:17Who knew I was on my way to redemption!!!
Nuel
March 23, 22:15@Dickson indeed…. lol… I’m wit u in prayers bro… holding hands lmao