Photo: Eggplant Wednesday
It seems the search for a new Mr Ideal Nigeria is on, because I’ve been getting lots of mentions on Instagram to like the pictures of hopeful (and might I add, well muscled) aspirants for the crown. I’ve been liking o. Liking, liking, liking – the pics ooo! Not the sleek, hunky models that make you wish you are in charge of makeup, clothes and any other job description that gives you an excuse to touch those bodies. #sigh
Anyway, here’s the picture from a recent mention. The dude is carrying a bulge for Africa, and I simply couldn’t resist serving it up as breakfast. Enjoy. But don’t thirst too much, hoes.
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Oluwadamilare Okoro
February 25, 05:12I see nipples…. *licks lips*
Dennis Macauley
February 25, 05:45The nipples are everything
Brian Collins
February 25, 06:28#BulgeforAfricameetsSlutforAfrica.
Lothario
February 25, 06:33Those nipples are crying to be sucked
Oluwadamilare Okoro
February 25, 07:25You know right? Damn!
Bobby
February 25, 05:41Pinky! …ryt in d middle of morning devotion eh?…it won’t work for u o
Dennis Macauley
February 25, 05:45See this one! Oya comot eye continu praying na
Bobby
February 25, 05:57And he uploaded it just when my folks were singing “Bend low, Bend low”…smh
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 06:11Hahahahahahahaa. Bobby you’re a mess, aswear
Brian Collins
February 25, 06:15Dennis pls make a reservation for a VIP seat in hell for Bobby.
Gad
February 25, 05:50Pinky, what’s the name address? #askingforDM&co#
Dennis Macauley
February 25, 05:52Are you sure you are not asking for the twitch you feel in your pants?
Pete
February 25, 05:56When will I have abs?
Bobby
February 25, 05:58When Mr IBU wins Mr Ideal..yes?
DazzlingHeart
February 25, 22:11Lol…dats an epic answer…
Metrosexual
February 25, 05:59When u decide to…
KryxxX
February 25, 08:06When we both hit the gym together! I can kill for a body like that! Damn! God was not fair during creation!
Colossus
February 25, 09:27You owe me a call Mr.
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 09:38Look who’s talking. Kryxxx I have my eye on you and those your abs o
Colossus
February 25, 11:48Thirsty much, pinky?
Metrosexual
February 25, 06:01Jeez…!
#TeamKizito
February 25, 06:01Hmm.
#HouseOfBulgeForAfrica
Metrosexual
February 25, 06:09Did anyone see the Superman contestant that was carrying a guy (Mr. Sokoto).. Or Mr. Ogun that looks like a cast of World War Z…! *rotflmao*
Lothario
February 25, 06:37I think a lot of them missed the point of the creative photo challenge….. But so far, I tthink that one with the Superman theme is the best.
As for this one, Lord help us!
Lothario
February 25, 06:40Every year, Mr. Ideal throws these boys into the ring…But it bugs me that the top contenders never get it. Anyway, I’m one to talk, what do I know about pageantry?
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 06:41Wait, the top contenders never get it? I don’t follow.
tobbyjohnson
February 25, 06:47Laaaaaawwd!!!!! Remember its LENT ooo…*lipsealed*
boy2006
February 25, 07:06At least with this post i finally know who Pink Panther is.
Pete
February 25, 08:07And what has knowing who he’s done for you?
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 09:38LMAO. Pete no words.
Dennis Macauley
February 25, 07:10I have been liking on the page oo! Mr plateau nearly made me spill my coffee! That is a beautiful man and in a construction outfit? ****Now singing Jesus take the wheel****
Mercury
February 25, 07:25When did Jesu start driving peoe to hell biko?.
Metrosexual
February 25, 14:45Hahahahahhahahaaaaa… This really got me.
Queen Blue Fox
February 25, 07:19Bulge of life! *faints*
Mercury
February 25, 07:24I know right, so many parts of that body are begging to fellated.
Queen Blue Fox
February 25, 16:47I swear down.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
February 25, 07:24Apparently pinky just knows exactly how to command traffic/comments on KD… see new names oo screaming “bulge of life”…
Hahaha y’all are welcome *runs*
KryxxX
February 25, 08:10*Face palm*
Y can’t I have a body like this even if its for just a day?
God y?!
Give me the will power to hit d gym and avoid akpu by 12am!
Deola
February 25, 09:23***rushes off to instagram ***
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 09:52The research master is on a mission.
KryxxX
February 25, 10:00@Colossus…… Call coming through soon.
@Pinky…… Which abs? Those ones that r still doing oso ahia in Ariaria market? Biko, I never reach. Do i even stand a chance @ d Mr Ideal auditions. Can’t say………….
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 10:03Keep talking and I will display it here for KD’s looking pleasure. 😀
KryxxX
February 25, 12:47Pinky!!! Hapu m aka oh! Dont open my nyash on KD biko! Hehehe!
Oluwadamilare Okoro
February 25, 12:54Oh KryxxxX and Pinky. I saw that pic on twitter yesterday o…. biko share it on KD (clearer ones pls, especially the third pic;down right)
@KryxxX ur absalom can make any soldier salute!
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 13:04Hahahahahahahaa. *quietly humming Omawumi’s When Breeze Blooooowwwww…
KryxxX
February 25, 15:52Okoro pikin! Dont come and compound an already compounded situation oh biko! Hehehe! Tanx for d compliment shaa. We try our best.
@Pinky…… **Singing Omawumi’s Mind yaself oh***
kamorudeen
February 25, 10:06*stutters* whoa
Chuck
February 25, 10:37Ayo Twitch keeps exploiting these boys every year sha.
The number of gay men who keep trying to get into/ win “modeling/pageant” contests as a way out grows every year. Yet they’re opening themselves to sexual harassment and prostitution. It’s a reminder of some problems within the gay community.
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 10:52I don’t understand, is the pageant not a genuine exercise? and what’s the bit about sexual harrassment and prostitution?
Lothario
February 25, 13:09You obviously don’t know a lot about pageants in Nigeria. Genuine my ass!
Pete
February 25, 11:11Somebody doesn’t like pageantry
Paul
February 25, 10:53@chuck -its called d hazard of d bizness!
Dey know dey’d b exploited, sexually harassed etc but dey lay dt down to c if a good deal dt cn put a few signings in their bag cn come along!
Life isn’t easy. D street is military!
Ace
February 25, 12:27Lol. True that Paul.
Lanre S
February 25, 13:36When pinky is ready I shall share the salacious story of a scene just like in the pic, where I was rowing in the creeks of the Southsouth, and I came across a fisher man in his boat whose equipment reached his knees…and I’m not talking about his fishing rod…
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 13:39When pinky is ready?
Chizzie
February 25, 13:38I was going to say how cool of a name House of Witch is but then I saw it was Twitch…so thats that .
Gentle_G
February 25, 13:55Holy Lawd. Wish I can have him all to myself
Metrosexual
February 25, 14:50Emmmm… I hate to say this… But I was told by a reliable source that the ‘Chairman’ in question… Stuffed his crotch… *runs away*
Sinnex
February 25, 14:56It doesnt look realy to me. Just look at it. It looks like someone wearing pam pams.
Absalom
February 25, 15:01It’s true oh. As if he’s wearing bandage and plaster there! So much for an eggplant.
Queen Blue Fox
February 25, 16:51Lol. Oluwadamilare (that’s a mouthful by the way. erm… not in the way your minds are suggesting 😀 )
I’m an oldie on this blog, I just love to watch, especially DMs slutty prowess
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 17:05And in all the updates today, this here is only where you can be found, ogling eggplants and not moving an inch.
Metrosexual
February 25, 17:17Hahahahahhaaaa…. Pinky ooh.. !!!
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 17:47Warravaido? 🙂
Oluwadamilare Okoro
February 25, 17:40Ah Daalu pinky. Aye e aa dara!
pinkpanthertb
February 25, 17:46😀
bryanbae
February 25, 18:44All am getting is bulge !! Bulge !! Bulge !! * prayers * lord Jesus make my eyes bigger than my brain that I may feel this young man blessing raining down on me!!! Can I get an AMEN!!!! Abs for days !! Bulge for the Gods !!