Photo: My Mother Wants To Buy This For Me

Photo: My Mother Wants To Buy This For Me

IMG-20150318-WA000She sent me the picture below on Whatsapp, telling me she’s in a shop and asking if she could buy the pair me for me. I took one look at the picture, and the irony of the situation was not lost on me. Lol

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  1. simba
    March 28, 05:57 Reply

    I don’t see nuffing wrong with it…

      • trystham
        March 28, 06:03 Reply

        no. Its not a Kito. Thats like calling ‘cortina’ a ‘cover shoe’. Hugely diff

        • pinkpanthertb
          March 28, 06:07 Reply

          I didn’t say it is Kito sandals, trystham. *heavy sigh*

      • trystham
        March 28, 06:14 Reply

        LWKM @ heavy sigh. Don’t give up on me yet. I won’t miss d next bus but I did get immediately what u had meant *sniggers*

  2. Mandy
    March 28, 06:05 Reply

    LMAO! I missed it at first. Then I got it. Offering to buy you (kito) sandals. Talk about other-worldly signs for you to come out of your closet to her. lol

  3. Mercury
    March 28, 06:32 Reply

    I actually own a pair, bought by none other than mummy dearest..Lol.

  4. Ringlana
    March 28, 06:38 Reply

    Ironically Buying a KITO sandal doesn’t Makes you a KITO

  5. JArch
    March 28, 06:44 Reply

    The innuendo and sarcasm is plenty

    **Press Play: Diana Ross- Am coming Out**

      • JArch
        March 28, 07:10 Reply

        That moment when you’ve been kitoed and mummy dearest decides to be classy about it…. Yank that closet open darling and strut you stuff down the runway then strike a pose for the cameras

      • JArch
        March 28, 07:26 Reply

        Yea i know

        I love you too

  6. Eric
    March 28, 06:46 Reply

    Looool how ironic your Mama wan wear u kito..

    • pinkpanthertb
      March 28, 07:00 Reply

      What you smiling at, Anon? Has your mummy dearest shopped kito sandals for you in the past?

  7. Teflondon
    March 28, 07:57 Reply

    If I hadnt read the comments section.. I wouldn’t have know what this was all about…
    And would probably have missed the humor Bus.. (Like I always do) **scratches head**

    Well! Well!
    It was a tad funny.

    Quite refreshing.. To laugh about something actually! Considering in the last few days KD felt like some kind of battle ground. (With post and comments)

  8. Gad
    March 28, 08:08 Reply

    Did you tell her to wear sorry buy you kito?

  9. #TeamKizito
    March 28, 08:22 Reply

    I like ’em. Mum likes ’em, she buys ’em for us!

    I love Kito sandals. I’m a huge fan of Kito sandals. Mum knows my size. She buys ’em for us. She knows good stuff. Kito sandals are my favorite. I rocked them as a toddler. Kito sandals are never out of fashion.

    *blinks*

  10. tobby
    March 28, 09:32 Reply

    lol.. I was lost until I read the comments :p

    God is trying to tell you to come out of the closet

  11. Damil
    March 28, 11:28 Reply

    There should be angel Kito, the guardian angel of KDians.

  12. Ruby
    March 28, 11:39 Reply

     Lafº°˚=)) =))˚°º≈throwayº°˚ ˚=)) =))°º≈my blackberryº°˚ :'( =)) ˚ºinside water°˚ ˚°º≈ =))=))come dey dance Azonto°˚ ˚°ºAzonto
    ƪ :'( ʃ. ƪ *nerd* ʃ. ƪ.=)) ʃ.
    . . . 
    ..≤¯≥. ≤¯≥. ≤¯≥
    KITO OH!!!!!

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