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KIZITO SPEAKS XVIII
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24 Comments
Kenny
April 16, 08:16Lol. The first thing the guy’ll do is check his phone screen with a shocked expression on his face like ‘what did I say wrong??’
The idea that two tops or two bottoms cannot/ don’t always want to hook up irks me. Is sex always about penetration?
Pink Panther
April 16, 08:20I taya o. I ask the same question myself.
keredim
April 16, 08:31Yup, sex IS about penetration. Ask Bill Clinton.
Its like having soup without meat or fish. ??
Pink Panther
April 16, 08:32There are sides, y’know? Those who don’t fancy penetration to have good sex. 😀
keredim
April 16, 08:57abegi o jare?
Kenny
April 16, 08:35Pinky, where is Max??? He is much needed on threads like this???
Mandy
April 16, 08:52Yes, where IS Max? It’s been awhile since that bad bitch was here.
Delle
April 16, 08:20Aww…how sad. Apparently, the caller wants the real deal or is just some anti-romantic. Hehe
mirage
April 16, 08:54Or the caller is just scared that where 2 tops are gathered, a bottom would evolve!The way everyone is top these days hahaha
Delle
April 16, 09:54My dear o, the thing taya me. Even those that can conveniently lift a coconut with their assholes claim top. Oh church!
Dennis Macaulay
April 16, 09:05Oge adiro biko!
If we are not f**king, na aga na iru
Kenny
April 16, 09:22English Dennis, English please.
keredim
April 16, 09:24Full stop!!!?
Pink Panther
April 16, 09:44Hahahahahahaa!!! DM, shame!
Khaleesi
April 16, 09:37??????????????… If you’re top or bottom and have ever tried having sex with someone of similar role preference, then you’ll understand … Its actually very messy, happily #TeamVers
Tobby
April 16, 09:46lol. They could do other stuff, no?
Handle
April 16, 10:26I don’t blame the guy. Most top are insecure about the role they play, so they fear sucking or wanking or raising their legs to lock a guy into a position would make them seem less of a top. And I don’t blame those too, there are countless other tops that think bcos you want to suck or do stuffs with them meant you’re asking for their dick.
Some of the the reason why some tops give shitty blow jobs(some re naturally bad) or avoid touching your dick.
Pink Panther
April 16, 10:47True this.
J0j0
April 16, 13:02So true! So one time I was supposed to engage in sex, the mohfucker wouldn’t wanna go to my dick but was giving my head way to get to his..so I asked” u don’t suck ” nd he proudly said “yes, its irritating” Wtf! And u expect I suck yours? That was the end of us anyways …
Pink Panther
April 16, 13:22Just negodu! Nonsense.
Lorde
April 16, 22:37Lool, something like that happened to me, but in reverse, with one self hating mental dude who hated getting blowjobs from dudes, BUT LOVED GIVING THEM!!! I tried going 69 on him but nwannem was not having it, so I let him, and the boy blew me into the heavens
Keredim
April 16, 23:34Nwannegi gave you a blow job?!???
Lorde
April 17, 11:32Lool eww, noo!!! I meant the dude, jesus!!!
sexievans
April 18, 10:24#teamvers