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  1. Kenny
    April 16, 08:16 Reply

    Lol. The first thing the guy’ll do is check his phone screen with a shocked expression on his face like ‘what did I say wrong??’

    The idea that two tops or two bottoms cannot/ don’t always want to hook up irks me. Is sex always about penetration?

    • keredim
      April 16, 08:31 Reply

      Yup, sex IS about penetration. Ask Bill Clinton.

      Its like having soup without meat or fish. ??

      • Pink Panther
        April 16, 08:32 Reply

        There are sides, y’know? Those who don’t fancy penetration to have good sex. 😀

      • Kenny
        April 16, 08:35 Reply

        Pinky, where is Max??? He is much needed on threads like this???

        • Mandy
          April 16, 08:52 Reply

          Yes, where IS Max? It’s been awhile since that bad bitch was here.

  2. Delle
    April 16, 08:20 Reply

    Aww…how sad. Apparently, the caller wants the real deal or is just some anti-romantic. Hehe

  3. mirage
    April 16, 08:54 Reply

    Or the caller is just scared that where 2 tops are gathered, a bottom would evolve!The way everyone is top these days hahaha

    • Delle
      April 16, 09:54 Reply

      My dear o, the thing taya me. Even those that can conveniently lift a coconut with their assholes claim top. Oh church!

  4. Khaleesi
    April 16, 09:37 Reply

    ??????????????… If you’re top or bottom and have ever tried having sex with someone of similar role preference, then you’ll understand … Its actually very messy, happily #TeamVers

  5. Tobby
    April 16, 09:46 Reply

    lol. They could do other stuff, no?

  6. Handle
    April 16, 10:26 Reply

    I don’t blame the guy. Most top are insecure about the role they play, so they fear sucking or wanking or raising their legs to lock a guy into a position would make them seem less of a top. And I don’t blame those too, there are countless other tops that think bcos you want to suck or do stuffs with them meant you’re asking for their dick.

    Some of the the reason why some tops give shitty blow jobs(some re naturally bad) or avoid touching your dick.

  7. J0j0
    April 16, 13:02 Reply

    So true! So one time I was supposed to engage in sex, the mohfucker wouldn’t wanna go to my dick but was giving my head way to get to his..so I asked” u don’t suck ” nd he proudly said “yes, its irritating” Wtf! And u expect I suck yours? That was the end of us anyways …

    • Lorde
      April 16, 22:37 Reply

      Lool, something like that happened to me, but in reverse, with one self hating mental dude who hated getting blowjobs from dudes, BUT LOVED GIVING THEM!!! I tried going 69 on him but nwannem was not having it, so I let him, and the boy blew me into the heavens

      • Keredim
        April 16, 23:34 Reply

        Nwannegi gave you a blow job?!???

  8. Lorde
    April 17, 11:32 Reply

    Lool eww, noo!!! I meant the dude, jesus!!!

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