Photo: There was a Bottom Appreciation Day
So apparently, there was a Bottom Appreciation Day, and I didn’t get the memo. Well, even though it has passed (September 2), here’s to all the Bottoms out there: either have your man appreciate you or give yourself some appreciation. Love thyself and be loved.
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31 Comments
ken
September 06, 06:58Smh
In other news, a boat full of assylum seekers heading to italy just capsized killing everybody in it!
Rev; Hot
September 06, 07:34Ken, I can’t laugh joooor ??????
Masked Man
September 06, 07:48That’s right.
And back to local news, president muhammad Buhari has just declared his ASSets.
Details when we return from this quick bottoming break.
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Pink Panther
September 06, 08:06Was Yusuf Buhari declared along with those assets?
Masked Man
September 06, 08:15Yusuf Buhari has been declared missing.
Prime suspect, Dennis Macauly, is been held at the Twink Centre.
Chuck
September 06, 07:36I’m not sure why Ken now cares about Syrian deaths. That war has been going on since 2011.
JustJames
September 06, 08:06The joke was clearly lost on you…
Teflondon
September 06, 08:07Touché James Touché !
Chuck
September 06, 16:34Yeah, it was. I see that mass deaths pass for witty one liners in your circle.
ken
September 06, 09:42For some reason “chuck” always seems to be on my case! Abeg o.
Last time this happened, in secondary school, my school prefect turned out to be gay
Chuck
September 06, 16:27If it seems like I’ve been on your case then you must have been making comments that don’t stand up to examination
ken
September 07, 09:38Really?? Examination???
Why not make your own comment rather than attack others. Everyone is entitled to their own point of view and no one appointed u as the “examiner”!
Masked Man
September 06, 07:45Bottoms up! Bottoms up!
Face down, bottoms in the air;
That how we like to fuck.
Teflondon
September 06, 08:06In my head, I identify as a power bottom.. Yet in real life I hate the whole role labeling thing. Not my thing. It just feels awkward. I know am a mess.
#FixMeJesus
Masked Man
September 06, 08:12Amen!
Max
September 06, 09:46I’m afraid that not even Jesus can fix you.
PereZ
September 06, 09:51Ouch! That hurts
Tiercel de Claron
September 06, 13:03Ain’t nothing Jesus can’t fix,Max.Don’t sell him short
Teflondon
September 06, 13:03For someone that neither acknowledges Jesus existence nor has little or no knowledge abt My savior Jesus Christ. I wouldn’t be taking your words serieusly.
Stick to what you know dear.. (Which is Slut shaming or whatever little things you know) and don’t be meddling with what you have absolutely NO knowledge of.
Max
September 06, 13:43????.. You really are funny, though you won’t be very useful as a comedian even in a Nigerian movie. And I highly doubt we’re talking about the same Jesus.
Olly Goes
September 06, 09:50This , Tef, is the classical cause of Bottom Failure. How in your head u know u wanna be an awesome bottom but when Mr HardcoreTop comes along u start fronting like being Super Bottom is such a bad thing. In psychiatry, we call it schizoid dissonance of conflicted bottoms…79% of cases are found in Nigeria.
Max
September 06, 09:47Mtchewwww ???
ronniephoenix
September 06, 09:50Bottoms up, cheers!!!
Xan
September 06, 10:05PP u shouldn’t miss it next year.. Neways I appreciate my ASSet everyday.. #self-obsessed
Ruby
September 06, 10:37Yay!!!
If you are a proud Bottom lemme see ya shake ya Tail Feather!!!
HERO
September 06, 11:04I appreciate М̣̣̥̇̊Ɣ Loving caring, amiable, understanding & Realible partner for 4yrs and counting. I love ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ soo Much RUBY. Happy Bottoms Day. Ur Just D̶̲̥̅ Best. Mwauh!
Ruby
September 06, 11:19Awwwwwwwww Hunnay!!!
Thanks Boo-Boo
I Looooove you to the Moon and Back <3 <3 <3
Pink Panther
September 06, 11:39Hmmm. Love nwantinti things happening on KD.
Ruby
September 06, 15:01Cmon Pinky….
Don’t tell me you aint feeling like a proud momma right now????
Kester
September 06, 15:59Next time abi year PP please titillate us with pics of A list chocolate cakes for us to drool over, I know you can do this. You have pics of idris ‘cakes stashed somewhere in a very secured safe don’t cha?
Pink Panther
September 07, 02:23Heheheheheee. You wish. 😛