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Dear You Every time I think about 2015 and I remember how my heart stayed shattered for all of that year, I find myself wondering for the umpteenth time how
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Gad
January 16, 03:52Let me consult my diary
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 03:55Hehehee! There’s a book of hook-ups? Tsk tsk.
Pete
January 16, 04:37Gad you have a diary?
Gad
January 16, 11:46Not exactly. You can call it a diary plus or a library of sorts. Therein are names of guys already shagged and those yet to be shagged . You are advises to emulate this practice. Use an asterisks to differentiate guys already laid and the potential shaggs for accountability. *** takes cover***
Pete
January 16, 11:59I basically have 5 guys cos they offer different flavours. No need to add more. Thanks though
Khristopher B!
January 16, 07:2320…. Just kidding about 30…lolxxx. I wish! Mine should be about 7, wanking n imaginary sex buddys inclusive °evil grin°
Khristopher B!
January 16, 07:31For now my sex life is dead, as I try to build my career.
Gad
January 16, 20:11How does ones sex life affect his carrier prospects?
IVANKO
January 16, 03:56O lord!!!! Where do I start from…. will get back
Lord II
January 16, 12:46Ehm….did somebody call my name???? Yes can I help u…..heheheh am sure I can
Pete
January 16, 04:365
MacArdry
January 16, 04:581.
Same one I’ll be sleeping with through this year,things working out as they should
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 05:12Oh wow. That is the sweetest thing
MacArdry
January 16, 07:00Thanks.
He is worth it and more.
Lord II
January 16, 12:48Hmmmm is orl Ai sey
MacArdry
January 16, 15:35Better still,bite your tongue.
simba
January 16, 05:32No am not here, am passing by… keeping my lips sealed
Kel
January 16, 05:51Lips sealed
lluvmua
January 16, 05:542
I think so ….. *confused* or am I wrong???? *scratch head*
Peak
January 16, 06:122 incision
3 frisking/pat-downs
Not bad 4 my debut year. No?
#TeamKizito
January 16, 07:02Lol. Debut year indeed.
Max
January 16, 08:21Lmao @ peak..
Absalom
January 16, 12:51“Debut year”. Hohohohohoho!
trystham
January 16, 06:182014 was a loooooong year. #sigh
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 06:31Hahahahahahahaa! Totally with you there, trystham
kolesdairies
January 16, 10:27Really?
Absalom
January 16, 12:54A loooooooong year…where you sat on a loooooooooong thing!
Regal Sweetheart
January 17, 17:11LWKMD!! Trystham! You’re…*just laughing*
pinkpanthertb
January 17, 18:44Aswear that his comment still makes me double up
McGray
January 16, 06:23Na two oo to be frank. Pinky i hear say someone dey die for Chesnut, hmmmm, i dnt knw if na true but….. Anyhoo, nsogbu adiro. But if dem kontinu dying in dis rum who go dey comment?? DM pls any tea for McGray??
P.S anyone schooling in UniAbuja here? Pls lemme knw
Gad
January 16, 13:15Are you the Dean of students, affairs? **justasking**
Chizzie
January 16, 06:272014 was the Year of the Cock for me…I’ll just leave it as that.
Mitch
January 16, 07:30OMG! Chizzie, you’s a bad, bad, BAD boy.
jamie
January 16, 06:35Two. One was my date, though we ain’t together now cos of some issues… I had the other cos I got so lonely that I had to do something early enough…lol
Gad
January 16, 14:55Hmmmm…Jamie
Dennis Macauley
January 16, 06:46PP wants to koba person this morning!
I suddenly have amnesia!
***straight face***
Dockie
January 16, 07:23U too?
Mitch
January 16, 07:37Dennis! You’d better vindicate yourself before the Missus comes on. #So waiting for the list. *bats eyelashes and sips coffee*
Max
January 16, 08:24Dennis!!! This was supposed to be easy for you.. Damn!! ..
Dennis Macauley
January 16, 08:37Chill guys! Amnesia is a real medical condition!
Check it up!
***dials sensei for treatment***
Mercury
January 16, 09:49Of course it is.
Lord II
January 16, 13:07Indeed Dennis indeed but we know or we can guess jo….what with all the ‘helps’ that you do to the pipo that use your place!!!
#TeamKizito
January 16, 07:03Lol. I ain’t telling.
Mercury
January 16, 07:2355……I have a very good memory and I never forget a shag. 2014 was crazy.
Cj Parker
January 16, 08:25Go for HIV test
MacArdry
January 16, 09:27I concur
Mercury
January 16, 09:52Uhhhh!!!! Protection was used…..besides done the HIV test already….all is well…….but come ooo, una dey judge me?, better park well oooo, I can actually remember everyone I was with in 2014, unlike some people here that’ll be saying 5, 10,15 cos they actually can’t remember the actual figures.
MacArdry
January 16, 15:43Not judging any……….protection do fail.
A quarterly test,spread over a nine month period be ideal.
Williams
January 16, 11:24Ibibio man on point!!
Mercury
January 16, 16:48Taaaaa!!!!, that has nothing to do with this mbok……kpong mkpo ado….Lol.
Gad
January 16, 19:01No wonder
Dennis Macauley
January 16, 07:28Who has seen Lord biko?
I want to know his body count for 2014
#AskingForChestnut
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 07:36Why evuls? Lmao
Mercury
January 16, 08:02I know right!!!!!, hahahaha
chestnut
January 16, 08:14Why me,Dennis? Mind ya sef o! I have a jar of moisturiser,and I’m not afraid to use it…hehe
Masked Man
January 16, 07:29Would have loved to answer…
Ace
January 16, 07:42Lol… my 2014 was my year of sexual discovery and experimentation (Someone print me a sticker. Lol). It was like someone or something opened the doors of my reservations. Though i mainly only romanced, all i can say is if i count on one hand, I’ll still have some fingers left. But it was worth it.
trystham
January 16, 08:27Sexual experimentation and discovery??? *slam pastes “WHORE” on Ace’s back*
Ace
January 16, 14:56Hahahhahahahahahha. Whore? Hahahahhahahahahahaha ok.
Vhar.
January 16, 08:04Rude… Where the hell are you?!
KyrxxX
January 16, 08:10I was a good boy throughout 2014…………….
N.O.N.E!
ZERO!
Max
January 16, 08:26Wait, what??
No make outs too??
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 08:28So pious.
chestnut
January 16, 08:11Choi! Everyone is saying ‘one’, ‘two’, ‘three’…I was expecting to see 10, 12, 24… Now I feel like such a slut! *flees*
Mercury
January 16, 09:55Love u honey, u don’t have to feel like a slut, u know they’re all lying right.
Brian Collins
January 16, 22:11Did you not see the 55?
Khaleesi
January 16, 08:20One person for most of 2014 … then we hit a rough patch in the last quarter of the year and then about 5 others
Max
January 16, 08:26Oh dear… ***hands over face
Max
January 16, 08:20Just one..
Cj Parker
January 16, 08:282014 for me waz one of d dullest yr in my sex life just 1ce d rest time waz wanking tinz I pray dis 2015 will be better…
JustJames
January 16, 08:36I just did a mental count and I’ll approximate it to 15… turns out I’m not as bad as I thought I was. *pats self on the back*
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 08:45Lmao. Hoe like you
Absalom
January 16, 09:105 times. 3 people. 4 make-out sessions.
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 09:22So concise.
Max
January 16, 09:39Seems like you’ve not fallen too far dear..
Pete
January 16, 09:32And here I was thinking all of you are paragons of faithfulness who stick to one guy
Gad
January 16, 19:10My Jammie is ever faithful.
Paul
January 16, 10:111
Against my plans for 0 in 2014.
Handsomely Inclined
January 16, 10:28@pinky.,,,its not fair…you excluded some of us from commenting…..
For being partial,you won’t make heaven…lol
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 11:25LMAO. Handsomely abeg no vex
Handsomely Inclined
January 16, 10:30Absalom,please forgive me,I am not very clever,lol…..but what’s make out session?
Absalom
January 16, 12:47Handsomely Inclined, kissing and groping.
ScarFace
January 16, 10:42VX
pinkpanthertb
January 16, 16:32What’s VX, darling? 🙂
ScarFace
January 16, 19:01Means 9
Mercury
January 16, 16:58Hey, Scarface…. Where d heck you been.
ScarFace
January 16, 19:02I have been under rocks. Literally. ( ˘˘̯)
Lord II
January 16, 10:45Er….. are we counting?….heck I can’t even remember how many since the new year…..hehehheheh
Bobby
January 16, 11:26I practiced celibacy throughout 2014 after i parted ways with my guy on d 18th of December 2013
Dom
January 16, 12:25Then again you have to ask, do you remember/know the names of all the guys you slept with in 2014?
Mercury
January 16, 17:00I do.
Gad
January 16, 19:47Applause. I hereby nominate you for national honours
obatala
January 16, 12:49none, if u ignore the ones I slept with.
Lord II
January 16, 13:01All these 0, 1,2 and 3 u pipo r counting Hmmm diaris chi oooo!
Besides the one on ones I lost count when I got to the Group sessions….suck me!
Chizzie
January 16, 13:10You have a wife and children and you attend church regularly, pls always remember these things before you post certain comments.
Lord II
January 16, 13:30And I needed u to remind me wow!!!!! Thanx my luv! U did well!! Keep it up!
Lord II
January 16, 13:42Oh lest I forget…..suck on!!
Gad
January 16, 19:35Nna what’s your problem with this guy’s family? Envy?
Lord II
January 16, 19:43Abeg helep me ask am oooo!
MacArdry
January 16, 15:42Not judging any……….protection do fail.
A quarterly test,spread over a nine month period be ideal.
mavelous
January 16, 20:52about 20 of them
Mr Kassy
January 16, 21:27Just 6guys.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
January 16, 23:13Two.
Alex
January 16, 23:337 I think. One relationship and two side dicks. Pete is my hero! All I want for the new year is 5 fuck buddie
xpressivejboy
January 17, 09:057 Guys. Several times with One.
Constant
January 17, 14:43TBH…..I kinda lost count…….I guess I need to check in for Amnesia as well
Bane
January 17, 14:50None. Not even one. Sigh…