Trivia From ‘Modern Family’

Trivia From ‘Modern Family’

This may or may not be a spoiler. It depends on how you see it after you’ve read it. 🙂

Two weekends ago, I did a marathon watching of Modern Family Season 6. And as all other seasons, this one had me in stitches from all the laughter. There is no end to how this extended family’s craziness delights me. And then, I watched the episode where Jay Pritchett and his son’s husband, Cameron Tucker went for a gay bowling match.

Now, Jay is a recovering ‘anti-homosexualist’. He is okay with the gays in his family, but every now and then, he gets queasy. So you can imagine his outrage when Cameron told him that the bowling match was a gay one, and that he’d have to pretend he is gay. Here’s a extract from there dialogue that I enjoyed and thought to share.

Jay: No one’s gonna believe I’m gay.

Cameron: Oh, why, because you’re not flouncy enough? Jay, that’s offensive. There’s all kinds of gays. You’ve got your Broadway gays, your gym gays, your twinks, your bears, your otters, your ‘hey girl’ gays. You’ve got your pups, your cubs, your chubs. And most prominently, you’ve got your Average Joes who you would never know are gay.

So guys, what category of gay do you fall into? 🙂 Don’t lie o, diaris God in everything you are saying here.

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  1. #TeamKizito
    June 15, 05:13 Reply

    Lmao!

    The ‘hey girl’ gays though, what’s it mean? Lol.

    • Peak
      June 15, 08:09 Reply

      I’d be happy if you can direct me to the right category

    • Peak
      June 15, 09:35 Reply

      Nah! You didn’t see the need to get max’s approval before checkng me, so why stop now? U sounded like you know me well enough to file me in the appropriate cabinet, so lets get on with it. Where do I fit in PP dearest?

      **impatiently drumming my fingers on the table while waiting 4 PP**

  2. Ace
    June 15, 05:28 Reply

    I keep transitioning… I think I fall between chubs and gym.

    • Peak
      June 15, 09:49 Reply

      I can help if u want? At least 3 categories comes to mind.

      • Max
        June 15, 19:36 Reply

        Hahahaha hahahahahaha. Oya begin. 🙂

  3. #TeamKizito
    June 15, 05:56 Reply

    What category would Wizkid fall into sef… :s
    #AskingFor???

    • Dennis Macaulay
      June 15, 06:17 Reply

      Wizkid my former love before he had a kid and Korede came along!

      Still a twink na

  4. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    June 15, 05:59 Reply

    Hmmm modern family… cracking me up since 3200BC!

    About the type of gay? Lol… I guess it’s som1 who knows me that will be able to definitely say… Please which one is ‘Otter’ ‘pups’ ‘Cubs’?

    • Max
      June 15, 19:37 Reply

      You’re not wrong there.

  5. bryanbae
    June 15, 06:44 Reply

    That sissy sway jay did when he scored !!! Was epic !!! Hands down !! That series is the thang !! And Sophia those the icing on the cake for me !!! That woman is hiluuur!!!

  6. Dennis Macaulay
    June 15, 07:08 Reply

    Everybody is now average Joe okwaya? Lol Ndi KD!

    **pours more coffee**

  7. KryxxX
    June 15, 07:37 Reply

    I think am definitely something inbtw d twink and very Average Joe.

    Gym gay……….. My dream tag.

    • MacArdry
      June 15, 08:01 Reply

      Inbetween twink and average Joe?.Big lie,gym rat.

  8. JArch
    June 15, 07:38 Reply

    Proud Otter here mixed with a dash of cub and “hey girl”

    What can i say… Am versatile that

  9. trystham
    June 15, 08:01 Reply

    Bwahahaha I can hear in my head how he says “Now Jay, that’s offensive”
    Who or What in God’s name is a ‘broadway gay’?
    I cannor find my category here o

        • pinkpanthertb
          June 15, 08:09 Reply

          Hehehee. Na u sabi. I just siddon here dey look you. Death by Lipstick Gang Guillotine will soon be your portion. 😀

      • trystham
        June 15, 08:41 Reply

        LOL!!! U just made me have an insane desire to call my sec. sch best friend 😂😂 . That na my category true true and e no dey dia.

      • Tiercel de Claron
        June 15, 08:50 Reply

        Mine isn’t there too.Even the author(s) will agree the categories aren’t yet comprehensive.Let’s just file ourselves under the ‘average joe’ tag.
        (I hope Maxine won’t turn that into a cliched term,as he did internalized homophobia here on kd)

      • trystham
        June 15, 10:47 Reply

        Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
        smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.

  10. chestnut
    June 15, 08:03 Reply

    Lol…b4 I say “#TeamBears”, pls what’s d full definition of “bears”?

    • JArch
      June 15, 08:21 Reply

      Lol Chestie “gurl”
      Go to Francis comment and click on the link he provided. Then you’ll get a proper definition of bears 😉

      • chestnut
        June 15, 08:47 Reply

        Lol. I opened d link and read d article…now I don’t even know what the hell I am! I couldn’t find myself on that their list.

      • JArch
        June 15, 14:22 Reply

        Lol Chestie choose which one best defines you:

        Zac Efron
        Jack Black
        Channing Tatum
        Morgan Freeman

  11. Teflondon
    June 15, 09:10 Reply

    Illd say I fall into the category of ‘Average joe with touches of bear, Chubs and Broadway.’

    **bats lashes**

  12. Diablo
    June 15, 09:58 Reply

    Cross between broadway gay, with a twinkle of hey-girl and borderline bear-gay. Yes a handful

  13. trystham
    June 15, 10:46 Reply

    Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
    smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.

  14. ruby
    June 15, 10:58 Reply

    I’m a cross between the ‘hey girl’, Broadway and Twink …
    I think….

  15. #TeamKizito
    June 15, 11:23 Reply

    Mbok, what’s the age range for twinks? 13 – ??? :s

  16. keredim
    June 15, 13:00 Reply

    Erm Pinky and you? Where does one file you?

    • JArch
      June 15, 14:18 Reply

      Broadway gays… Do you even need to ask

    • pinkpanthertb
      June 15, 17:44 Reply

      Keredim, I’m the questioner here. Look away from me, mister.

  17. Lothario
    June 15, 17:02 Reply

    What’s a mix of hey-girl and Broadway called? That’s me….

  18. pinkpanthertb
    June 15, 17:49 Reply

    Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Nwokem, u berra leave me alone.

    Or else…

    *leaving threat hanging ominously*

  19. JamesJemima
    June 15, 19:21 Reply

    Am I a twink? I think I am a twink with a goatee. Yes. A twink with a goatee.

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