Trivia From ‘Modern Family’
This may or may not be a spoiler. It depends on how you see it after you’ve read it. 🙂
Two weekends ago, I did a marathon watching of Modern Family Season 6. And as all other seasons, this one had me in stitches from all the laughter. There is no end to how this extended family’s craziness delights me. And then, I watched the episode where Jay Pritchett and his son’s husband, Cameron Tucker went for a gay bowling match.
Now, Jay is a recovering ‘anti-homosexualist’. He is okay with the gays in his family, but every now and then, he gets queasy. So you can imagine his outrage when Cameron told him that the bowling match was a gay one, and that he’d have to pretend he is gay. Here’s a extract from there dialogue that I enjoyed and thought to share.
Jay: No one’s gonna believe I’m gay.
Cameron: Oh, why, because you’re not flouncy enough? Jay, that’s offensive. There’s all kinds of gays. You’ve got your Broadway gays, your gym gays, your twinks, your bears, your otters, your ‘hey girl’ gays. You’ve got your pups, your cubs, your chubs. And most prominently, you’ve got your Average Joes who you would never know are gay.
So guys, what category of gay do you fall into? 🙂 Don’t lie o, diaris God in everything you are saying here.
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64 Comments
Fitzgerald
June 15, 04:51Proudly an athletic twink.
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 04:52I heard those are called ‘twunks’.
Fitzgerald
June 15, 05:27Really. Well, I guess I’m a twunk then.
#TeamKizito
June 15, 05:13Lmao!
The ‘hey girl’ gays though, what’s it mean? Lol.
Francis
June 15, 05:13Add this one for reference. http://misterhollywood.hubpages.com/hub/Gay-Men-Are-you-a-Jock-Otter-Bear-or-Wolf
I’m aiming for the twunk look sha. Previously in between bear and chub
Peak
June 15, 05:22Average joe
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 05:39Peak, you call yourself an Average Joe? LMAO! Right.
Peak
June 15, 08:09I’d be happy if you can direct me to the right category
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 08:10Hold on, Max will be along shortly. He could help. 🙂
Peak
June 15, 09:35Nah! You didn’t see the need to get max’s approval before checkng me, so why stop now? U sounded like you know me well enough to file me in the appropriate cabinet, so lets get on with it. Where do I fit in PP dearest?
**impatiently drumming my fingers on the table while waiting 4 PP**
Ace
June 15, 05:24Hahahahahaha! Yeah remember that scene. Here is a link from YouTube, much funnier watched https://youtu.be/lI0-VzuP55I
Ace
June 15, 05:28I keep transitioning… I think I fall between chubs and gym.
Max
June 15, 05:34ummmmmm….
Peak
June 15, 09:49I can help if u want? At least 3 categories comes to mind.
Max
June 15, 19:36Hahahaha hahahahahaha. Oya begin. 🙂
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 05:37I plead the fifth
**sips coffee**
#TeamKizito
June 15, 05:56What category would Wizkid fall into sef… :s
#AskingFor???
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 06:17Wizkid my former love before he had a kid and Korede came along!
Still a twink na
Oluwadamilare Okoro
June 15, 05:59Hmmm modern family… cracking me up since 3200BC!
About the type of gay? Lol… I guess it’s som1 who knows me that will be able to definitely say… Please which one is ‘Otter’ ‘pups’ ‘Cubs’?
Mercury
June 15, 06:06Definitely an Average Joe.
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 06:16Lol
Eziokwu?
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 06:59LOL. Correct eziokwu @Dennis
sinnex
June 15, 06:34Average Joe
Max
June 15, 19:37You’re not wrong there.
#TeamKizito
June 15, 06:42Everybody’s now an average (Kod-) joe.
Hian!
bryanbae
June 15, 06:44That sissy sway jay did when he scored !!! Was epic !!! Hands down !! That series is the thang !! And Sophia those the icing on the cake for me !!! That woman is hiluuur!!!
ronniephoenix
June 15, 06:59Reblogged this on ronniephoenix's Blog.
Dennis Macaulay
June 15, 07:08Everybody is now average Joe okwaya? Lol Ndi KD!
**pours more coffee**
Vhar.
June 15, 07:27Baba nla twink ni mii.
#TeamKizito
June 15, 07:35*coughs*
Vhar.
June 15, 10:17#PoursYouACupOfColdWater
Drink up!
Peak
June 15, 09:38Shebi wan ni arugbo ni e
Vhar.
June 15, 10:07Huh? Arugbo bi ti bawo?
Kel
June 15, 15:32O ma ya ni lenu ke.Nibo lo ti gbo ‘yen,Peak?
KryxxX
June 15, 07:37I think am definitely something inbtw d twink and very Average Joe.
Gym gay……….. My dream tag.
MacArdry
June 15, 08:01Inbetween twink and average Joe?.Big lie,gym rat.
JArch
June 15, 07:38Proud Otter here mixed with a dash of cub and “hey girl”
What can i say… Am versatile that
trystham
June 15, 08:01Bwahahaha I can hear in my head how he says “Now Jay, that’s offensive”
Who or What in God’s name is a ‘broadway gay’?
I cannor find my category here o
Tiercel de Claron
June 15, 08:05Lepa Shandy?.
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 08:06Dayum! LOL
Tiercel de Claron
June 15, 08:08Hehehehehe.
Pinky,nekwom.Akam dikwa ocha o
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 08:09Hehehee. Na u sabi. I just siddon here dey look you. Death by Lipstick Gang Guillotine will soon be your portion. 😀
Tiercel de Claron
June 15, 08:24You guys may try,ami.We be here waiting
trystham
June 15, 08:41LOL!!! U just made me have an insane desire to call my sec. sch best friend í ½í¸í ½í¸ . That na my category true true and e no dey dia.
Tiercel de Claron
June 15, 08:50Mine isn’t there too.Even the author(s) will agree the categories aren’t yet comprehensive.Let’s just file ourselves under the ‘average joe’ tag.
(I hope Maxine won’t turn that into a cliched term,as he did internalized homophobia here on kd)
trystham
June 15, 10:47Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.
Tiercel de Claron
June 15, 15:29Yeah,average Joe fits,trystham.O lepa to yen rara,at all.
chestnut
June 15, 08:03Lol…b4 I say “#TeamBears”, pls what’s d full definition of “bears”?
JArch
June 15, 08:21Lol Chestie “gurl”
Go to Francis comment and click on the link he provided. Then you’ll get a proper definition of bears 😉
chestnut
June 15, 08:47Lol. I opened d link and read d article…now I don’t even know what the hell I am! I couldn’t find myself on that their list.
JArch
June 15, 14:22Lol Chestie choose which one best defines you:
Zac Efron
Jack Black
Channing Tatum
Morgan Freeman
law
June 15, 08:14twinky twink
Teflondon
June 15, 09:10Illd say I fall into the category of ‘Average joe with touches of bear, Chubs and Broadway.’
**bats lashes**
Diablo
June 15, 09:58Cross between broadway gay, with a twinkle of hey-girl and borderline bear-gay. Yes a handful
trystham
June 15, 10:46Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.
ruby
June 15, 10:58I’m a cross between the ‘hey girl’, Broadway and Twink …
I think….
#TeamKizito
June 15, 11:23Mbok, what’s the age range for twinks? 13 – ??? :s
keredim
June 15, 13:00Erm Pinky and you? Where does one file you?
JArch
June 15, 14:18Broadway gays… Do you even need to ask
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 17:44Keredim, I’m the questioner here. Look away from me, mister.
Lothario
June 15, 17:02What’s a mix of hey-girl and Broadway called? That’s me….
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 17:49Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Nwokem, u berra leave me alone.
Or else…
*leaving threat hanging ominously*
pinkpanthertb
June 15, 18:16ROTFLMAO!!!
JamesJemima
June 15, 19:21Am I a twink? I think I am a twink with a goatee. Yes. A twink with a goatee.