The Spanish media is ABUZZ after a paparazzo snapped photos of the gorgeous Cristiano Ronaldo, aboard a yacht, apparently looking mighty friendly with a super buff buddy.
And this is not just one of those sporty, on-the-soccer-field-only type crotch grabs that are all in fun and not at all homoerotic in the eyes of the dudes doing it.
And seriously, if you were this smoking hot, and you were standing around half naked on a boat with another smoking hot dude, wouldn’t everyone have semis just because?! It’s like an overload of hotness that defies all sexual orientation.
But seriously folks, if this is any indication that Cristiano Ronaldo might totally be gay, then that is totally fine with me. Just excuse me while I sell all my worldly possessions and purchase a plane ticket.