“Tom Cruise Is Not Gay.” Mobster’s deathbed confession

“Tom Cruise Is Not Gay.” Mobster’s deathbed confession

Could it be that everyone’s favorite celebrity gay rumor is just that – a rumor?

It turns out a mobster, releasing a confession from his deathbed, has claimed Tom Cruise is allegedly straight.

The new biography of deceased con artist, jewel thief and art forger Johnny Fratto has seen the mobster recall his experience with the Mission Impossible star. Having coached Cruise for his role as a pool hustler for The Colour of Money, he remembers the Scientologist as being ‘entirely straight’.

‘Despite what rumors you’ve heard, I can vouch from firsthand experience that Tom Cruise is not a homosexual,’ Fratto said.

In the book, Fratto said he witnessed Cruise entering a Chicago nightclub and immediately putting his arms around ‘two smoking hot party girls from Des Moines.’

‘“What’s going on, ladies?” he asked with that mischievous superstar smile that made that fucking millions of dollars,’ Fratto said.

‘I had never seen women actually swoon in real life…these b​itches swooned. If there was anything gay about Tom Cruise, I sure as fucking didn’t see it, and neither did the girls from Des Moines.’

Tom Cruise has repeatedly denied being gay He has sued several tabloids that say his public profile is a sham. The movie star won a libel case against British tabloid, the Daily Express, for falsely claiming his marriage to Nicole Kidman was a lie to cover up his sexuality. He also successfully sued a French ‘erotic wrestler’ named Chad Slater, who falsely claimed the two had an affair. Cruise also sued the publisher of a magazine who falsely claimed he had gay sex tapes featuring the star.

At the time, Cruise’s lawsuit said: ‘While the plaintiff believes in the right of others to follow their own sexual preference, vast numbers of the public throughout the world do not share that view and, believing that he had a homosexual affair and did so during his marriage, they will be less inclined to patronise Cruise’s films, particularly since he tends to play parts calling for heterosexual romance and action adventure.’

Fratto’s biography, Now That I’m Dead, Here’s The Real Dirt, is written by Mafia historian Matthew Randazzo V.

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4 Comments

  1. trystham
    September 16, 07:03 Reply

    Mtchewwww. I even thought it was a quality exposé sef

    • Mandy
      September 16, 08:06 Reply

      Lol. My dear, I was rushing over when I saw the headline to read something worthwhile. This man should be brought back from the dead just so he can be whipped and sent back.

  2. Johnny
    September 16, 08:00 Reply

    Lol. How does this prove he’s not gay??

  3. Mandy
    September 16, 08:03 Reply

    Lol. But oga, this is all the evidence you have? That he was able to flirt with some girls? And they responded to his charm? Hahahahaa!!! Kai! So weak.

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