Guys, would you rock this mankini? Lol

Guys, would you rock this mankini? Lol

Towie-pants_2939426bThe Only Way Is Essex‘s stars, Bobby Norris (in red) and Harry Derbridge (in white) wore these mankinis or male thongs to the beach while on holiday in Marbella on Monday June 9th.

The British reality stars turned plenty of heads at the beach as they let it all hang out in their unusual choice of swimwear. And this is supposed to be sexy? Lol.

The kind of guys who wear such are called sponsosexuals, this is according to Mark Simpson, the man who coined the term ‘metrosexual’ 20 years ago. He said unlike metrosexuals who fret over their wardrobe and complexion, sponsosexual’s primary concern is his body. He’s a social media & selfie-obsessed male, who thinks nothing of using and abusing products, practises and pleasures previously only the domain of women and gay men.

Continue to see hotter photos of these two. I just can’t…lolbobby-norris-harry-thongsbobby-norris-thong

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21 Comments

  1. Absalom
    June 15, 07:58 Reply

    And how is anybody supposed to wear those?

    • pinkpanthertb
      June 15, 07:59 Reply

      Hehehee. my brother, I’m still trying to figure that out.

  2. earl.
    June 15, 09:27 Reply

    Some1 wld wake up one morning and roll long socks from his cock…to one part of his leg ONLY…and call it mankini…hehe.. Oh well.. Its fashion, and fashion is one crazy, dynamic bitch… As for me, I wld b caught dead wearing these… No average 6-inched cock guy wld evn want to look at ds twice.

  3. lluvmua
    June 15, 11:48 Reply

    Its disgusting!!!! ewwwwwwww. *throws up*

  4. Rapu'm
    June 15, 11:51 Reply

    Lol. That’s all I can say, lol!

  5. sensuousensei
    June 15, 12:04 Reply

    No average six inched cock guy would want to look at this twice? I feel there is something you are implying that I’m not getting. I know because my left eyelid twitches when that happens. Lool

  6. trystham
    June 15, 14:13 Reply

    Well, MEN with correct dicks no go fit survive am. Na to dey adjust am like bra every now and then. I suppose try am one day sha

  7. CeeCee
    June 15, 16:28 Reply

    Hiss … how on earth does any1 even start to consider this piece of foolishness as sexy, hisss … abeg make these pale queens rest #epic fail# #fashion faux pas#

  8. JustJames
    June 15, 16:32 Reply

    No… I wouldn’t be caught wearing these.
    But I would definitely try and make em get hard just to see the drama that unfolds.

  9. sensuousensei
    June 15, 16:47 Reply

    The appropriate answer to the question shd have been: man-gini? Lol

  10. Obatala
    June 15, 22:05 Reply

    tiny dick alert. Dat dudes dick can’t be longer dan a matchstick. definitely not for one as endowed as I am. well, if the cap fits…or in this case, the cup.

    • CeeCee
      June 15, 23:12 Reply

      Mmm … Obatala … something you said just caught my attention ….

      • Obatala
        June 16, 19:19 Reply

        Lil. no need to fight, deer is enough to go round and den some…Lol…just kidding…or am I?

  11. InLoveWithAPHBoy
    June 16, 16:29 Reply

    Three words only….Moku Mogbe Modaran……Mankini koor….Mangini ni#copied4rmsensei

  12. Dennis Macauley
    June 18, 05:16 Reply

    I am too big to wear something like this! And yes that wasn’t a metaphor

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