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  1. KingBey
    May 23, 2016

    Oh my !!!

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  2. Keredim
    May 23, 2016

    😂😂😂😂😂
    Brilliant!!!

    You sef, you no get shame? After 3 years you still dey wan attach yourself to Carl. Na so the thing hard you reach?!😂😂😂

    Proud of you for “owing your truth”. Some preach it (loudly), but just can’t do it when the chips are down.🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

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  3. Queen Blue Fox
    May 23, 2016

    Heu! *retract retract retract* chai!

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Lol. What’s the point of retracting what’s been read already?

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      • #TeamKizito
        May 23, 2016

        Epp me ask.

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  4. Mandy
    May 23, 2016

    LMAO!!! I thoroughly enjoyed this. And you’re eyeing me, I’m not as voltronic as Max on that blog abeg. Gives you an inkling of how it’d get here when/if the homophobic hetero public discovers KD.

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  5. Kainene
    May 23, 2016

    Oh yessss! “Intellectual shot gun, armed with my very dramatic bullet” I trust the stamina of dat gun. Lmao!!!

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  6. belcullen
    May 23, 2016

    hahaha. Dat moment when your thinking of how 2 do damage control and another bomb hits. Wow i sure like your courage PP, pls do tranfer some..

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Oya, send me your Bluetooth name.

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  7. Williams
    May 23, 2016

    I love the way you put words together. Brilliant!

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Why thanks. 🙂

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  8. #TeamKizito
    May 23, 2016

    (My adoration for Genevieve Nnaji is a documented hidden fact…) *coughs*

    Awww. Pinky owned up to his truth.

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Ah yes. Genevieve Nnaji too. Lol. Yeye Kizito

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  9. geeluv
    May 23, 2016

    “I updated a caustic post about people over – inflating their importance to other people who don ’ t even care”. like seriously…. you didn’t even care?????

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  10. pete
    May 23, 2016

    Wait PP, I have never seen you as one in any closet.

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      We’re all closeted one way or the other until we’re in an enabling environment.

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      • Tiercel de Claron
        May 23, 2016

        You may think otherwise,but you’ve inadvertently been out of that closet since time Imo river.
        Ask your straight friends,they’ll tell you they know or long suspected

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  11. Terra
    May 23, 2016

    That was pretty funny. And Chisom seems an awesome lady. Thank you for this

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      You’re welcome, Terra.

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  12. Kenny
    May 23, 2016

    LMAO. This was interesting. The thing is once your closet door swings open accidentally, the urge to just own up to the truth is very hard to resist. I’ve been there.

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Aswear. Some days, you be like, Fuck it!

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  13. posh6666
    May 23, 2016

    Lol talk about drama thats hw one son of a bitch too wanted to ruin my day one time like that shortly after the passing of the 14yrs jail tingy and alot of people were really insecured.So i passed a nice innocent complement,aswer it had no sexual undertone to it,infact me and this looser had never had sex uptil that moment he had been on my case for a long while but as if i knee he was a real son of a bitch i never gave up the kitty….

    After my complement,i went my way and didnt think nothing about it and then gbam! The almighty dm stinker this looser gave me a serious read and when i was done i didnt even have the energy or enough negativity in me to insult him..

    So i just blocked his black ass and from that moment i knew even in the nxt 20yrs if we run into eachother and he dares say hi to me am gonna give him the embarrasment of his life! I will read him for the filth he is and tell him how pathetic he looks.

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Hahahahahaa!!! Some gay men and their drama sha.

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    • dabo
      May 23, 2016

      pinky how did you understand what he wrote? i read it severally, i couldn’t fathom it…sigh.

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  14. Marc Francis of Chelsea
    May 23, 2016

    LOL! Something like that almost happened to me once. Since then I started naming my BBM contacts by my damn self.

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  15. Delle
    May 23, 2016

    Lol. I just knew it’s PP. Beautiful story.

    Some guys are so freaking annoying. Such a high-headed mongoose! So someone cannot compliment you again because of a three years old shag? Pffts!
    The Chisom girl really is a darling. Most times, when you throw it so suddenly on the faces of those you think are homophobic that you’re gay, they rarely know how to respond. Remember, you’re the one doing the surprise thing, if it’s the other way round, you’re on narrow trip to OYO land.

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  16. Khaleesi
    May 23, 2016

    Chaiii, this is how you’ll be busy putting finishing touches to the interior decor inside your dazzling glittering closet and suddenly, a freak storm from nowhere will just swoop in and blow off the roof you examined a few days ago and certified as strong and durable. Before you can think of damage control, the storm would have soaked you thoroughly. I like the way you recovered quickly and regained control of the convo …

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Hahahahahahahahahaa! Khaleesi and his crisis descriptions.

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  17. Kamal
    May 23, 2016

    WTF! Like seriously? A blog like this existed all these years and I hadn’t the thinnest idea? With even so much unapologetic wit and sensational aura?… Too much for being an over closeted me think… Finally home’s here. Doesn’t it just feel damn to good to be Home?

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Well welcome Kamal. Settle in and get reading. Kito Diaries is a heck of a place. 😀

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      • Keredim
        May 23, 2016

        ***said the spider to the fly***
        🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

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      • Delle
        May 23, 2016

        Haha! Cracked me up good, Kere.

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  18. JBoy
    May 23, 2016

    Much Respect!

    Glad you feel better…

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  19. Eddie
    May 23, 2016

    I think it’s pretty obvious that you hadn’t moved on from Carl. Some of these airheads are not worth the stress really….though I can imagine how annoying it must have been to hear the twat say those things to you lol

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    • Pink Panther
      May 23, 2016

      Um, nothing of the sort is pretty obvious.

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  20. Duke
    May 23, 2016

    I stopped reading half way to say… WHAT DA FUCK! LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! Who does he think he is kwanu?

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  21. Duke
    May 23, 2016

    Nice one PP. Glad your friend Chisom wasn’t homophobic. But, i swear, all that craziness in one day? The devil no gree for you that day oh.

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  22. bountyhunter
    May 23, 2016

    trust me if the sex was great as you thought he won’t run away. you had great sex and he didnt. cool story tho’

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  23. Novacane
    May 23, 2016

    Kinda reminds me of how my female childhood friend (whom i’ve messed around with a couple) buzzed me and asked about my sexuality, My mood that day was too chilled. i told her i liked boys and girls, and that was that. Sometimes just owning up can take a major load off your shoulder and you could get an unexpected ally or gist mate or whatever…

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    • Pink Panther
      May 24, 2016

      True that.

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  24. bryannnn
    May 24, 2016

    Very interesting!!!!!!!!………
    It had me screamin inwardly……
    Nice write-up……
    Perfect diction.

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  25. Colossus
    May 24, 2016

    Hahahahahaha hahahaha. I swear, you gisting me the story in no way does justice to it. It’s way better written. Here I was, thinking you handled it like a boss, when at first you were so scared you almost shat your tight pants.
    Way to go brother, way to go.

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  26. Cedar
    May 26, 2016

    My o my. Story gat me screaming and laughing at the same time. Nice story bro. Happens sometimes but the owning up part?, kai, oya afiakwa aru.

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    • Pink Panther
      May 26, 2016

      Heheheee…

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  27. Mr . Raj
    May 28, 2016

    Have never exactly come out of the closet to someone. . I have played the whole “I really have no gender preference” card before, in order to suggest bisexuality, as I felt it was a way of being forgiven for being ‘half normal’ (yeah, I know how ridiculous that sounds)

    Lately, I have an ocean of padlocks on my closet, and I don’t even suggest bisexuality, anymore to anyone. Family isn’t the type to play “we still love you card” and there isn’t a supportive environment,

    Wish we could have a meet of kdians, because, after a chat with fellow gay men weeks ago, I understood why alcoholics feel better after AA meetings…

    Not saying we have a problem, my analogy just wanna point out that we would feel better if we had a support group, as we have an online one here, but even that would pose security concerns.

    I love KD. .

    #wouldstartcommentinmore

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    • Pink Panther
      May 28, 2016

      Awesome. 🙂 We love you too.

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