The Prophet Must Hear This

The Prophet Must Hear This

Pictures (2)Someone please alert TB Joshua. His deliveree is desecrating his body for all to see. I’m sure most of y’all have already seen the video clip from Jim Iyke’s movie, My First Wife, where Nollywood (or Ghallywood, not sure which) has shown that they are hotly on Hollywood’s heels in the department of cinematic nudity. There was a ripping of a dress, a flash of nipples, and Jim Iyke’s ass bouncing up and down as he rammed against the nubile co-star. The dude may have a rotten attitude, but he does kinda have a nice ass.

For those who haven’t seen the clip, check on it below. When the clip made its way to Facebook, here’s what an apparent heterosexual commenter had to say.Screenshot_2015-03-01-22-43-04

LOL. Can someone enlighten him on which one it is?

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29 Comments

  1. #TeamKizito
    March 03, 05:12 Reply

    Lol, both?

    I think I’m going to puke. Jimmy? Aish.

  2. Pete
    March 03, 05:26 Reply

    Need to prep up his sex game

  3. enigmous
    March 03, 05:39 Reply

    Too much force. Who forces sex these days?

    Someone tell him these things need proper training and procedure.

  4. Mitch
    March 03, 05:39 Reply

    Doesn’t anyone get tired of seeing this horrible excuse of a person keep acting nubile roles? I feel violated merely looking at this.

    ***runs away to puke***

  5. Dennis Macauley
    March 03, 05:43 Reply

    This ghana people dey vex ooo! Chimoo is this what their movies are like? Sharon stone has nothing on that babe!

    Jim is so forced about it that its almost mechanical! I blame the director anyway, even porn doesnt come out like this.

  6. Ace
    March 03, 06:05 Reply

    Oh well, that escalated quickly. Horrible acting by the way.

  7. Mercury
    March 03, 06:05 Reply

    Horrible acting, tragic personality, great pair of cakes, all I see is cakes.

    • Dennis Macauley
      March 03, 06:15 Reply

      They are all horrible cringe worthy actors na! If i say it now PP will come after my head, but its true

      • pinkpanthertb
        March 03, 06:25 Reply

        Abeg, DM, park well o. What do u mean sef? When have I ever had it out with you over your disdain for Nollywood actors. I’m not a Nollywood spokesperson biko. I just happen to have my favourites, and No, they are not all horrible and cringe-worthy.

    • Max
      March 03, 06:30 Reply

      @Mercury, so u a hoe too??
      Arent there any decent dudes left on this blog??
      “Great pair of cakes”, seriously?

      • Max
        March 03, 06:47 Reply

        Of course his cakes are meat to you..
        You’d devour them as breakfast, lunch and dinner.. Nansense.
        I haven’t seen your cakes yet, but I’m sure they’re better off..
        Jim’s cakes are just regular akpu made cake.. The type they serve in cheap weddings..

      • Mercury
        March 03, 16:36 Reply

        Why am I a hoe, I said nice cakes, I never said I wanted it, I’m on a low carb diet biko. I was just complimenting.

  8. fabby
    March 03, 06:52 Reply

    Say whatever u like guys…. But dat ass is sure something…..

  9. #TeamKizito
    March 03, 06:54 Reply

    Dragon flies in my stomach. *one hand on my belly, one hand covering my mouth. :&

  10. Eros
    March 03, 06:56 Reply

    I nearly vomited last night’s dinner when i saw the look of his face. And those cakes? Ew! If Ojuju Kalaba exists, I strongly believe it will have those cakes, so black and disgusting. Yuck!!!

  11. trystham
    March 03, 07:19 Reply

    Nice arse my dainty foot. Mtchewwww. NOTHING about this man is appealing

  12. Dennis Macauley
    March 03, 07:29 Reply

    You people eh! Una get bad mouth! Chimooo! Cassava cakes? Cheap wedding?
    Hian*

  13. Dennis Macauley
    March 03, 07:33 Reply

    *****Sings loudly with Peak*****

    KING of kings…..forever and ever halleluyah halleluya

    And LORD of Lords….Forever and ever halleluyah halleluyah

  14. Gad
    March 03, 08:40 Reply

    When men decides to experiment on the lifes of animals…

  15. KingBey
    March 03, 12:11 Reply

    The only thing that turned me on in this clip was the lady’s boobs. Wasn’t even noticing Jim Iyke and his forced acting.

  16. King Mufasa
    March 03, 13:55 Reply

    JISOX… I just saw this in a library and it was extremely pornisque (is there a word like that) … anyway Jims behind reminds me of amala (burnt amala).
    If the scene was longer than that 1:45, I definitely would have spotted a hard-on.

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