13 Pictures You Can Relate To If You’ve Dated A Bisexual Man
Disclaimer: Please keep in mind that it’s all Bantz. It is not to be taken seriously o!
1. When you first meet him
Yes! I see husband Material, let me goan price it!
2. Then he finally asks you out
YASSSSSSSSSS GAWD!
3. Then you show him off to your friends
That’s right, girls! That’s him! I’ll be taking just a few questions on how I landed him!
4. You make sure all your friends are jealous
Am I glowing? That’s what love can do!
5. First time you are out and he says “tone down the gayness”
You need recalibration!
6. Then he introduces his girlfriend to you
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
7. He tells his girlfriend you are his cousin
Is that so? ! I wasn’t your cousin last night when you were moaning my name o!
8. He hits on another girl while y’all are together
*Dials Funeral Home*
9. He tells you to get a girlfriend as well, so that you can blend in
*Stares at his stupidity*
10. You run into his girlfriend at the mall:
She’s not even that fine sef. Mtchew!
11. Meanwhile he tells you that you cannot date other guys
See this weyrey…
12. He asks you to delete Grindr and yet he keeps Tinder.
Oya na, talk another nonsense, since that’s the game we are playing.
13. You finally decide you have had enough and dump him.
Abracadabra and get the fuck out!
Created by Dennis Macaulay and Deola
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37 Comments
MagDiva
July 11, 06:44†☁DEAD☁† ?
I’ve been so caught up with the current going ons that it’s good to read something light hearted and be able to laugh.
Francis
July 11, 06:52??????????
Aaaaw, you guys tried no be small. This meme stories can sometimes fall flat but this worked.
#TeamKizito
July 11, 06:56Lmao í ½í¸í ½í¸
Nuel
July 11, 07:03Yeah quite true,the introduction part and calling you his cousin.
ambivalentone
July 11, 07:12The days of the girl sef are numbered if he cannot call you ‘friend’. Cousin loun loun?
ambivalentone
July 11, 07:15Looool @ pricing the husband material part. And the expressions…DIVINE!
Biko, whats happening in the second picture?
Jon Snow ?
July 11, 07:37??????
Kenny
July 11, 07:41LMAO. ????
As soon as I started seeing the memes I just knew that messy Deola would be involved. Relatable stuff(some of them @ least)
Deola
July 11, 08:54????
Silver Cat
July 11, 08:15biko why is there no like button?
Regal Sweetheart
July 11, 11:16Oh, but there is. People just don’t use it.
Masked Man
July 11, 08:30Jesus Christ?????
Why Una mumu plenty like this na???
Oh dear, this was hilarious. Especially Did a Ritz slaying in that lipsync in the second meme.
Deola
July 11, 08:54That lipsync is Iconic!
That’s how a a true lip sync should be done. Like get into the song, and have fun, none of that tearing wig and clothes desperation nonsense that people like Milan do. ????
Delle
July 11, 10:41Milan? What wee you now say of Mimi Imfirst and her martial arts? Jinx Monsoon and Detox’s lipsync was an all-time fave tho.
Shuga chocolata
July 11, 12:38Ndewooo ndi RuPaul Drag Race. Ekelemoooo.
Raven lipsync was the best to me.
Masked Man
July 11, 15:01The best lip sync of all time will always be ChiChi Devanye vs Thorg Thor.
Hallelujah.
Deola
July 11, 17:35Ummmm no. That particular lip sync is quite hyped.
It was good but it wasn’t even Alyssa Edwards Vs Roxxy Andrews hood not to talk of Dida Ritz Vs The Princess.
Pink Panther
July 11, 20:10What on earth is all this about lip syncing bikonu? *exasperated*
Francis
July 11, 20:25Nna eh, one day we sha join the RuPaul Drag’s Race watchers convention by force by fire.
Delle
July 11, 22:29Didn’t know there are humans on earth that haven’t watched Rupaul’s Drag Race. *shocked to the marrow*.
Lol!
Ivory Child
July 11, 10:08They wee nor kee pesin this morning with this post abeg ????????
Ivory Child
July 11, 10:11The look on that child’s face in number 12, priceless!!!!!!???
Peak
July 11, 10:19Ok I loooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee!!!
I can’t say I am exactly surprise to see the name of the creators of this torture.
This is what happens when mess meets messy and decide to collabo.
I love this plenty plenty. Abeg make una do more, we could use more laughs around here. Well done boys.
Dennis Macaulay
July 11, 10:31Biko who is Mess and Who is Messy?
#AskingForMyPeaceOfMind
Deola
July 11, 11:27***Saunters past*** ?
Delle
July 11, 10:39Where is that moment when you poison him for having an active girlfriend?
This was cray cray tho. LOVED IT!
bain
July 11, 11:58Funny-yes,but this isn’t all true,its too over exaggerated,if I’ll date a guy or girl,dey would be my only priorities for as long as the relationship lasts,the biphobia iv witnessed here is incredible,#just_saying.
Dennis Macaulay
July 11, 12:08Sweetheart did you read the disclaimer at the top?
bain
July 12, 10:45Am talkin about d comments; “biphobia iv witnessed here is incredible”.
JBoy
July 11, 13:43The disclaimer was up for a good reason; Bain, take some chill pills ojaree!
*rolling on the floor*
My Belle oooO!
Kainene
July 11, 15:11Lmao!! This is hilarioussss! I swearrrrr and absolutely correct
Canis VY Majoris
July 11, 17:12LMAO! I’m currently at stage 9!. It’s now an everyday discussion.
Delle
July 11, 22:27Pffts! Can you imagine? I’d like to know the details of how you dumped his annoying ass
Novacane
July 13, 17:22*Feels intense guilt*
But still Laughs anyway…
blackemerald
July 17, 16:34lol @Opera’s face
Beryl04
March 20, 10:17I’m currently dating one and I can relate most of the points here.
Alex Dare
October 25, 04:09LMFAOOOO! This is hilarious …a prototype and mostly true