23 Pictures You Will Relate With As A KDian (Part 2)
DISCLAIMER: The following is not to be taken seriously. Things have obviously been exaggerated for comical effect. IT IS ALL BANTZ. We will not be held responsible for whatever offense you take if you carry on reading. J
- Us, when we see an article that remotely mentions MGMs and we wait for Ambivalentone, Chuck and Max to show up:
- KDians and “Where Can I Kiss You?”
One and the same
- Us, after all of Chuck’s big oyibo, and then he dropped his debut article:
Edakun Shoro Niyen?
- KDians when we saw an Alpha Papi comment
Evil Creature!!!!
- When Alpha Papi finally “left”
A thing of celebration!!!!
- Only to be replaced by Chizzie
WHYYYYYY!!!!
- When you leave a KD post with 10 comments in the morning and come back and meet 150:
- But then you can’t carry last, so you get the comment reading package ready:
- Lord, when he always found a way to work the size of his banana into a comment:
With God all things are possible
- Gad, when it’d been 5 minutes and he hadn’t preached the “good word yet”:
- In the early days, Dennis Macaulay breathes, and the DM fan boys:
- Macaulay whenever she smelt them hoes coming for her man:
As per ready to roast
- Dennis Macaulay fans when Mrs. Macaulay finally park comot:
YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!
- Only to hear that another Mrs. Macaulay has moved in:
Biko Where did this one come from?
- Mandy, when a new KD post drops:
Must be first to comment!!!
- Us, when Truth says he isn’t Max:
- Us, when Teflondon manages to make a comment without mentioning how “rich” he is:
Wow. A miracle!
- Flashback to the glory days of the Lipstick Gang vs. Teflondon them
Because the comments were always lit AF
- Headline: *Orlando Bloom nudes leaked*, and KD Power Bottoms, The Size Queen Division be like:
5 inch Banana is not worthy of being mistaken for Plantain please!!
- When you see a Masked Man article and you know things are about to get nasty and dirty:
MMMHmmmmmmmm!
- Me patiently waiting for my personal Melania Trump to lift this article:
- When you see a Dimkpa/Absalom comment or article and prepare to have your wig snatched:
- Me forever watching y’alls drama like:
Keep it coming please!
Written/Created by Deola and Dennis Macaulay
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48 Comments
Simba
October 22, 05:00Okay…. Hhhahahahahahhahahhah
Francis
October 22, 05:54???????
Mandy
October 22, 06:14?????? Deola, my God will judge you! In fact the thunder that will fire you is coming from ISIS. Nonsense!
Deola
October 22, 09:05?????
Dubem
October 22, 06:15????????????
Oh this is fucking hilarious! And it takes me back, memories mehn! Those days of the Lipstick gang used to be lit!
Queen Blue Fox
October 22, 06:31So now Dennis and Deola are now writing articles together? interesting.
ambivalentone
October 22, 09:17I am not understanding myself. Too reminiscent of all dese lecturers wey dey always scramble for ‘assistant writer’ in dem journals with a high IF
Mandy
October 22, 09:34???? Be nice, Ambi
Jo
October 22, 07:10Deola and Dennis?…looks like straight outta a wedding invite. Nsogbu adiro…
KryxxX
October 22, 07:33Lmaoooo! ???
You guys is not well oh!
Well, Dennis Macaulay was so so exotic when I came in here first! The way I painted him in my mind eh! Chaiiiiiii! A 120yrds mixture of lace, Swiss voile, coupon lace, hollandaise, cord lace and akwete husband material. He writes and I am blushing. He replies your comment and your ovaries be flying to the moon. Espekelekwe! But now….. .? let’s just say we no better.
And that meme of us preparing a knife for Mrs Macaulay iz not it biko! I strangled that aunty a million times! Cockblocker oshi!!!! You wouldn’t want us to be nwunnye di, you wouldn’t want us to be side chick’s! Oginidi nwanyi!!! Tufiakwa!
Pink Panther
October 22, 07:40That was Mrs. Macaulay preparing the knife for you thirsty hoes. 😀
KryxxX
October 22, 07:52Oooooooh! Iwe oku did not allow me to comman see Road well. That woman be vexing person!
Witch
October 22, 07:49lol! i swear! like I was dying to see how hot and selxxxxxi this Macaulay guy will look with his exquisite English and demeanour…… then i saw, and I just… sigh!
KryxxX
October 22, 07:57Hey hey hey!!!! Just hollit there! DM is still sexy biko! Don’t comman finish what I did not start oh! Lol!
And Don’t even get me started with the culinary skills self! Jollof rice king of life! ????????
Sinnex
October 22, 11:15LMAO
michael
October 22, 08:15Lol.. I was there with you.
ambivalentone
October 22, 08:44Ahhh yes. You are the dude with the arrestingly bewitching looks??
Mandy
October 22, 09:36?? Everyone has a testimony.
ambivalentone
October 22, 08:48Na from u I learn ‘ehspekelekwe’. Wondered where I had picked that up
KryxxX
October 22, 07:37And I don’t know if you guys purposely left oga Peak’s comments that wee long and pass the main article or iz it coming out in part 3???
**asking for the ndi “no time for long ass articles” ***? ? ? ? ?
Pink Panther
October 22, 07:39That was in Part 1
johnny
October 22, 07:42The only thing I see is the COLLABO
THEY HAVE COLLABO #petersvoice
Peak
October 22, 08:02Ok this is super-duper-dope
Deola
October 22, 12:19You’re welcome. ???
Dennis Macaulay
October 22, 08:33☕☕
Philips
October 22, 08:34The way I fancied DM that time shaaaaaa ????
Bobby
October 22, 08:38lmao..
ambivalentone
October 22, 08:42Well, the novelty wore off fast. Memes were on point but I kinda hoped the subsequent relateables would be funnier still. The Melania Trump one tho????
KD History lessons are important at this point. I don’t think Alpha-papi was mean. He loved to be an idiot. Chizzie was/IS an aMEANable bitch and he pulled his crowd
#Chestnut
October 22, 08:47LMAO! I live for these! deola and dennis, “where can I kiss u guys” Pls? hehehe…
and all of u in d comment section that are looking for dennis’s trouble, God is watching u ooo! lol
Mandy
October 22, 09:38????
The ‘was blind now I can see’ testimonies are everywhere.
Kerr
October 22, 08:50The Personal Melania Trump meme tho ….. ???????
Pink Panther
October 22, 09:15Is he here? Is he reading? Is he already lifting the memes for Stella Dimorkokus? 😀
Deola
October 22, 09:33???
shuga chocolata
October 22, 21:16stella dimoko korkus.
put a resPECK in it.
YOU-KNOW-WHO
October 22, 09:58KD used to be fun no doubt. If only PINKY was not so mean on previous readers and allowed a bit more freedom. YES KD has 3000 readers according to recent survey but Imagine a KD with the above mentioned monikers all still constantly commenting, KD could have had 100k readers by now.
This was funny but the previous one was more funny.
ambivalentone
October 22, 10:39Errrr its not an imagination. Its THE reality. Still, u cannot force ppl to comment. I have this VERY annoying friend who claims he can bully me. Very vocal nonsense. I have pleaded and begged him to comment more often SO unless u av a magic wand to wish stalites away and freshers to comment, zip it
Stein Macauley
October 22, 10:09????. 98%true, 100% hilarious… ?I came from heaven, you can ask Dennis yourself….I’m an angel ?
Dennis Macaulay
October 22, 16:30???
Brian Collins
October 22, 17:17KryxxX bia o. Is it acid wee we pour on this one now? Abi we go carry am go drop inside Lagos Lagoon?
KryxxX
October 22, 18:45Hapugodi this one let him be dancing atilogwu! O ga amata ihe oku ji nti oke eme! Tomorrow during our Umuada of KD(A.K.A Umunnwanyi na agaga/doing tinz ladies) monthly meeting, we put him in our agenda. Might mix acid and drowning self!
Ehem! B4 it gbafuola my mind, Tell Zileyfa that it is Jumping horse hollandaise we are wearing oh! Rose pink and yellow blouse.
Jacques Dubois
October 22, 10:22Oh gosh! ????????
Rapum
October 22, 11:13This. Is. Dope. You guys just made my morning. Thank you.
Sinnex
October 22, 11:17Lol…
I miss the e-war days.
Deola
October 22, 12:18Such Good Times… ???
Chizzie
October 22, 15:12Loool. Funny. But ehmm the bit abt the mechanic that was Mrs Macauley, I don’t think any body was that bothered about them, assuming it wasn’t just a figment of Dennis’ imagination, which we’ll all agree was extremely active in its 2014 days. And neither is anyone bothered abt whoever he’s with now.
Who ever that is, is taking one for the team as far as I’m concerned
Brian Collins
October 22, 17:21Hehehehehehehe. The glory days of the Lipstick gang.
Rumour has it that Max was kicked out of the gang because his lipstick was laced with poison ivy.
Good one guys. This was a fun read.
posh6666
October 23, 10:08Lool how dramatic! I agree sha that bitch is poisonous.
Pags
October 23, 09:40Chizzie I missed you!!!!!