DISCLAIMER: The following is not to be taken seriously. Things have obviously been exaggerated for comical effect. IT IS ALL BANTZ. We will not be held responsible for whatever offense you take if you carry on reading. J
- Us, when we see an article that remotely mentions MGMs and we wait for Ambivalentone, Chuck and Max to show up:
- KDians and “Where Can I Kiss You?”
One and the same
- Us, after all of Chuck’s big oyibo, and then he dropped his debut article:
Edakun Shoro Niyen?
- KDians when we saw an Alpha Papi comment
Evil Creature!!!!
- When Alpha Papi finally “left”
A thing of celebration!!!!
- Only to be replaced by Chizzie
WHYYYYYY!!!!
- When you leave a KD post with 10 comments in the morning and come back and meet 150:
- But then you can’t carry last, so you get the comment reading package ready:
- Lord, when he always found a way to work the size of his banana into a comment:
With God all things are possible
- Gad, when it’d been 5 minutes and he hadn’t preached the “good word yet”:
- In the early days, Dennis Macaulay breathes, and the DM fan boys:
- Macaulay whenever she smelt them hoes coming for her man:
As per ready to roast
- Dennis Macaulay fans when Mrs. Macaulay finally park comot:
YASSSSSSSSSSS!!!
- Only to hear that another Mrs. Macaulay has moved in:
Biko Where did this one come from?
- Mandy, when a new KD post drops:
Must be first to comment!!!
- Us, when Truth says he isn’t Max:
- Us, when Teflondon manages to make a comment without mentioning how “rich” he is:
Wow. A miracle!
- Flashback to the glory days of the Lipstick Gang vs. Teflondon them
Because the comments were always lit AF
- Headline: *Orlando Bloom nudes leaked*, and KD Power Bottoms, The Size Queen Division be like:
5 inch Banana is not worthy of being mistaken for Plantain please!!
- When you see a Masked Man article and you know things are about to get nasty and dirty:
MMMHmmmmmmmm!
- Me patiently waiting for my personal Melania Trump to lift this article:
- When you see a Dimkpa/Absalom comment or article and prepare to have your wig snatched:
- Me forever watching y’alls drama like:
Keep it coming please!
Written/Created by Deola and Dennis Macaulay
Okay…. Hhhahahahahahhahahhah
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?????? Deola, my God will judge you! In fact the thunder that will fire you is coming from ISIS. Nonsense!
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Oh this is fucking hilarious! And it takes me back, memories mehn! Those days of the Lipstick gang used to be lit!
So now Dennis and Deola are now writing articles together? interesting.
Deola and Dennis?…looks like straight outta a wedding invite. Nsogbu adiro…
Lmaoooo! ???
You guys is not well oh!
Well, Dennis Macaulay was so so exotic when I came in here first! The way I painted him in my mind eh! Chaiiiiiii! A 120yrds mixture of lace, Swiss voile, coupon lace, hollandaise, cord lace and akwete husband material. He writes and I am blushing. He replies your comment and your ovaries be flying to the moon. Espekelekwe! But now….. .? let’s just say we no better.
And that meme of us preparing a knife for Mrs Macaulay iz not it biko! I strangled that aunty a million times! Cockblocker oshi!!!! You wouldn’t want us to be nwunnye di, you wouldn’t want us to be side chick’s! Oginidi nwanyi!!! Tufiakwa!
And I don’t know if you guys purposely left oga Peak’s comments that wee long and pass the main article or iz it coming out in part 3???
**asking for the ndi “no time for long ass articles” ***? ? ? ? ?
The only thing I see is the COLLABO
THEY HAVE COLLABO #petersvoice
lol! i swear! like I was dying to see how hot and selxxxxxi this Macaulay guy will look with his exquisite English and demeanour…… then i saw, and I just… sigh!
Ok this is super-duper-dope
Lol.. I was there with you.
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The way I fancied DM that time shaaaaaa ????
lmao..
Well, the novelty wore off fast. Memes were on point but I kinda hoped the subsequent relateables would be funnier still. The Melania Trump one tho????
KD History lessons are important at this point. I don’t think Alpha-papi was mean. He loved to be an idiot. Chizzie was/IS an aMEANable bitch and he pulled his crowd
Ahhh yes. You are the dude with the arrestingly bewitching looks??
LMAO! I live for these! deola and dennis, “where can I kiss u guys” Pls? hehehe…
and all of u in d comment section that are looking for dennis’s trouble, God is watching u ooo! lol
Na from u I learn ‘ehspekelekwe’. Wondered where I had picked that up
The Personal Melania Trump meme tho ….. ???????
?? Everyone has a testimony.
KD used to be fun no doubt. If only PINKY was not so mean on previous readers and allowed a bit more freedom. YES KD has 3000 readers according to recent survey but Imagine a KD with the above mentioned monikers all still constantly commenting, KD could have had 100k readers by now.
This was funny but the previous one was more funny.
????. 98%true, 100% hilarious… ?I came from heaven, you can ask Dennis yourself….I’m an angel ?
Oh gosh! ????????
Chizzie I missed you!!!!!
This. Is. Dope. You guys just made my morning. Thank you.
Lol…
I miss the e-war days.
Loool. Funny. But ehmm the bit abt the mechanic that was Mrs Macauley, I don’t think any body was that bothered about them, assuming it wasn’t just a figment of Dennis’ imagination, which we’ll all agree was extremely active in its 2014 days. And neither is anyone bothered abt whoever he’s with now.
Who ever that is, is taking one for the team as far as I’m concerned
KryxxX bia o. Is it acid wee we pour on this one now? Abi we go carry am go drop inside Lagos Lagoon?
Hehehehehehehe. The glory days of the Lipstick gang.
Rumour has it that Max was kicked out of the gang because his lipstick was laced with poison ivy.
Good one guys. This was a fun read.
stella dimoko korkus.
put a resPECK in it.