Fuckernizer anyone?
So Dennis Macaulay was minding his business, looking to have his car serviced, and the gods of thirst decided to send his way a mechanic whose behind is what you see below.
Does this not beg for services on parts that don’t belong to a car, hmm?
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57 Comments
Rapu'm
September 27, 05:46Serious? That’s Dennis’ guy? This is so unfair; that guy should be a top! *sniffles, cries, weeps*
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 05:57No, no, no o. That’s not Mrs. Macaulay o. lol
Lanre Swagg
September 28, 13:41Great minds think alike? I caught an artisan nekkid just like that, and I took pictures too. I’m sending the fotos to pinky 2moro. . .
pinkpanthertb
September 28, 13:43By all means… 😀
Lothario
September 27, 05:56Lol! Rapu’m you obviously didn’t read the caption before or after the pictures….. Smh!
How did you conclude this was Dennis’ guy?
T÷
September 27, 05:57Johnny Bravo
Lothario
September 27, 05:58Lol….yeah! Slim legs, but you can see the yansh is impressive.
Lothario
September 27, 05:57In other news….NICE CAKES *drooling *
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 05:58Aswear. That crack right there is one heck of a tease.
Deola
September 27, 06:04The thirst is real oOOOO. Just look at that bod. Even the greek gods would stop and pay attention tonthis specimen.
Rapu'm
September 27, 06:19Oh. Okay. *Wipes tears* But he could be straight, which is even worse. *starts weeping afresh*
Micky
September 27, 06:26Damn!!! My “car” is in serious need of some servicing. Erm, Dennis dear, can I have his workshop addy??
Dennis Macauley
September 27, 07:59LOL! Workshop is on Peter Odili Road! Portharcourt
Mr Bassey
September 27, 14:51No way!!!!,that’s where I am right now…..those waist dimples….. That’s my cryptonite…..lawd.
tikky20
September 28, 12:01I thought as much when I saw the foto. Looked like somewhere I know and my guess was right. That guy is one helluva sexy brute…hmm *just passing tho*
simba
September 27, 06:36Dennis, Dennis.. did u get ur car serviced? Atleast did u get a number… tht guy may need some anti perspirant,too. ..
Metrosexual
September 27, 07:11Hahaha……….. I can only imagine the brainwave damage that could be caused by the BO
T÷
September 27, 06:37In other news, is Chizze dead?
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 06:39Do we care?
syickysly
September 27, 06:44GBOZAA!
Hahaha!
Metrosexual
September 27, 07:06Hating a hater doesn’t make u any cooler than the hater…. Where’s your chill, babe..?
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 07:08Metrosexual, I didn’t hate. I don’t have time for that shii. I simply can’t be bothered. Find your chill too.
chestnut
September 27, 07:42Oh Pinky,for shame! Be nice! Hehehe…(I miss my Chizzie tho *sad face*)
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 07:43*trying hard not to gag* 🙂
T÷
September 27, 08:03Shots fired
syickysly
September 27, 06:46Mehn!
Look @ d waist; look @ d crack!
Metrosexual
September 27, 07:07For a mechanic, he’s really got a nice physique…
enKayced
September 27, 07:11To whom it may concern,
Dear Dennis, I really need a car and would love your recommendations for a very good mechanic who knows how to work a car.
I would love for him to accompany me on a test drive.
Phone and house number are requirements.
Yours SINcerely,
enKayced.
#TeamKizito
September 27, 07:25And Dennis took this picture of the guy’s back-view when the he was putting on his shirt.. Hmm. Hmm. Nice photograph.
lluvmua
September 27, 07:41Lol @ dennis. Really fuckernizer!! Lolz! Dennis mycakes re berra oooo *winks* check ur dms!
Dennis Macauley
September 27, 08:01LOL!
Sorry! Tins have been cray!
Would respond ASAP
xpressivejboy
September 27, 17:20Lol!
So, DM, you make out time to respnd to Dms?
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 17:50Hehehee!!! Poor Dennis.
chestnut
September 27, 07:48I wouldn’t have thot this mechanic would be Dennis’s type tho; he once mentioned that he prefers bodies that are a bit “girly” (or something like that…)
Dennis Macauley
September 27, 08:02Ehn! But look at those cakes na! Talk about chocolate cup cakes!
Dennis Macauley
September 27, 08:05First of all, I know I am a horrible horrible person for taking a photo of a guy’s behind when he wasn’t watching.
I went to change my brake pads innocently ooo when I saw this. Imagine when the guy squatted to work on the tyres and the shorts went really low, you can almost see the parting of the red sea! LOL
For some reason I was lingering around the car too much instead of sitting where other customers were sitting.
Yes I am going to hell
Thankyou very Much
I still beta pass King
*zooms off*
Colossus
September 27, 08:16I feel you.
You get to linger around your car like its in the hospical ICU, all the while peeking at those man cakes
chestnut
September 27, 10:08Dennis u’re messy for taking this poor guy’s pix without his cosent! Invasion of privacy! Just when all our hollywood celebs are crying that their nude pics were leaked on something called “iCloud”.This is d kinda stuff d FBI picks ppl up for.lol…ur bicycle awaits u! Hahaha
king
September 27, 10:30Hmmm I know my dear now didn’t I say mechanics were my thing!!!! Oh Dennis pray where in PH is this……”#packingabagtins
Colossus
September 27, 08:14God in heaven!!!!! Sheribaba sherimama hum hun. That’s right, this can make a man go all sorts of religious Cray Cray.
I swear my mechanic is like that, fixes my car wearing a tight Jean that’s fighting to contain his cakes.
Metrosexual
September 27, 08:16LOL…..!!! Parting of the red sea…..
Dominic
September 27, 08:33Not bubbly. Team #bubblebutt. *cat walks away*
#TeamKizito
September 27, 09:58Lmao.
enigmous
September 27, 10:11Kinggggg…seriously you will enjoy my cakes more, buh nigga got himself some good cakes tho
king
September 27, 10:35Enigma luv I know but as I have said Mrs King is watching us all so!!! My schlong only nods yes yes but the Oga knows berra…..hmmm but those cakes….sigh!!!!
Dennis Macauley
September 27, 11:00Mrs King!
Pray show yourself
LOL
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 12:02Dennis. Lmao!
Lothario
September 27, 13:41Lol….Mrs. King is right there….I’m surprised no one has figured it out yet
Brian Collins
September 27, 15:24My generator guy is totally like that. Good looking and buff. With nice guns and cakes. All i can think of right now is both of us going at it missionary style with my legs around his waist and then i grab those cakes to pull him in for a fuller feel. Hottttttttttttttttttt.
Erm Dennis is his workshop close to Sasun roundabout? I might be in the mood for
a stroll when i return to PH.
king
September 27, 19:07Hmmmm MRS KING!!! What a nice ring to it!!
Kuzaku
September 27, 23:19Well… One word: Speechless.
My first comment.
pinkpanthertb
September 27, 23:28Welcome Kuzaku
Absalom
September 28, 05:01Abeg this kind name wey wan sound like Bazooka, is everything all right?
#WelcomeKuzaku
Bookie
September 29, 17:03I have been a silent reader. Realy love the job you do here keep it up
Chris
January 30, 01:48A good excuse to drive to Ph and drive to this “fulknizer” garage with a car complaint of mine with emphsis laid on the axis of the tyres(all of them)
pinkpanthertb
January 30, 06:40Lmao. Chris, you ho!
DumDum
March 09, 21:19Oh,That bod!
The visit to Odili rd is long overdue.