A mother finds out her son has an OnlyFans account and her reaction is epic

Picture it: You’ve just uploaded a new nude to your OnlyFans page… OK, well, as a typical Nigerian, let’s just say it is a risqué picture that you posted on your Instagram profile. You like the picture. You know you’ve just thirst-trapped the gays out there, and that your DM is about to start blowing up.

Except when your phone starts pinging, it is not your legion of admirers who have started messaging you.

It is your mother. Your mother who isn’t even on Instagram – and she has seen that thirst-trap photo!

It’s stuff for nightmares for most guys, but for one gay guy with an OnlyFans page, what should have become one of the most embarrassing moments of his life turned out to be the biggest plot twist in human history.

It starts off exactly how you’d expect, said Chris, based in Orlando, Florida, on Twitter, after his mother’s co-worker “exposed” him for having an OnlyFans account.

“She saw my photos on her son’s phone,” he explained, “and my mum confronted me.”

“Christopher Michael,” the text from the mum begins, likely causing him to shudder at the use of his full name. “Why did Ms Jamie tell me she saw your nudes on her son’s Twitter? Are you seriously posting your nudes for money?”

A stunned Chris then explains that he has an OnlyFans account and “may or may not post pictures to promote it. All hypothetical talk here, by the way.”

Chris is then inundated with grey message bubbles from his enraged mother, who demands a response from him, leaving him wondering why his mum is insisting of having this “awkward conversation” over text.

And then, the conversation takes a sudden left turn as the mum continues.

My moms coworker just exposed me for having an onlyfans because she saw my photos on her sons phone and my mom confronted me….? pic.twitter.com/YoXRzvjSz0

— CK (@gayrave0808) April 23, 2020

“You can go ahead and call me if you’d like and try to explain it but I honestly don’t care,” she says. “I was just pretending to care because Ms Jamie was in my office still. Chase the bag, boo. Also I will be updating my Mother’s Day list and Birthday list and Christmas list for now on.”

A response that left Chris understandably stunned.

After posting the bewildering exchange on Twitter, Chris was faced by users doubting that the person was his mum, but he curved back with the receipts.

For everyone saying that this isn’t my mom here’s the photo to shut you up because it is haha. She’s 38 and looks good for her age so kindle back off pic.twitter.com/k9M5EObcq4

— CK (@gayrave0808) April 23, 2020

Someone please make that woman Mother of the Year!