A mother finds out her son has an OnlyFans account and her reaction is epic

A mother finds out her son has an OnlyFans account and her reaction is epic

Picture it: You’ve just uploaded a new nude to your OnlyFans page… OK, well, as a typical Nigerian, let’s just say it is a risqué picture that you posted on your Instagram profile. You like the picture. You know you’ve just thirst-trapped the gays out there, and that your DM is about to start blowing up.

Except when your phone starts pinging, it is not your legion of admirers who have started messaging you.

It is your mother. Your mother who isn’t even on Instagram – and she has seen that thirst-trap photo!

It’s stuff for nightmares for most guys, but for one gay guy with an OnlyFans page, what should have become one of the most embarrassing moments of his life turned out to be the biggest plot twist in human history.

It starts off exactly how you’d expect, said Chris, based in Orlando, Florida, on Twitter, after his mother’s co-worker “exposed” him for having an OnlyFans account.

“She saw my photos on her son’s phone,” he explained, “and my mum confronted me.”

“Christopher Michael,” the text from the mum begins, likely causing him to shudder at the use of his full name. “Why did Ms Jamie tell me she saw your nudes on her son’s Twitter? Are you seriously posting your nudes for money?”

A stunned Chris then explains that he has an OnlyFans account and “may or may not post pictures to promote it. All hypothetical talk here, by the way.”

Chris is then inundated with grey message bubbles from his enraged mother, who demands a response from him, leaving him wondering why his mum is insisting of having this “awkward conversation” over text.

And then, the conversation takes a sudden left turn as the mum continues.

“You can go ahead and call me if you’d like and try to explain it but I honestly don’t care,” she says. “I was just pretending to care because Ms Jamie was in my office still. Chase the bag, boo. Also I will be updating my Mother’s Day list and Birthday list and Christmas list for now on.”

A response that left Chris understandably stunned.

After posting the bewildering exchange on Twitter, Chris was faced by users doubting that the person was his mum, but he curved back with the receipts.

Someone please make that woman Mother of the Year!

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  1. Mandy
    April 29, 07:33 Reply

    This is white privilege. Lol. No Nigerian mother is this cool. Heck, no black mother is this cool biko. ?

  2. Eric
    April 29, 22:31 Reply

    Hi Pink Panther, I have a suggestion. As someone who is a fervent preacher of “live and let live” and everybody having the freedom to do what they want with their bodies as long as they aren’t hurting others in the process, I’ve been short of words and imagination when I think of what would be my reaction if any of my children should tell me he/she wants to be a sex worker, be it a pornstar or a prostitute. I’d like you to use your platform to pose the question to people(our community). I’d like to see and learn from people’s take on the issue. Thanks!

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