A Romp With The Boss

A Romp With The Boss

I just started working at this company. It’s temporary though. Every one of my colleagues has been really nice and friendly since I started, maybe too nice. Majority of the staff are men, and this is a little bit of a problem for me, seeing as I’m attracted to men, especially the type of men employed here. No detail is necessary as to what type of men these are; they are just my type.

Anyway, in the department where I work, there are two of these men that I find incredibly attractive: one is dark-skinned and pink-lipped, and the other is light-skinned, pink-lipped, outgoing and seemingly open-minded. I like both of them, but I am drawn more to the latter. He has being really friendly and carefree with me. Let’s call him Jason Bateman.

So at the office, Jason was showing me how to treat a particular document. He sat while I stood in front of him, leaning in so I could have a good look at the document. Intermittently, I would look up from the document to his face and nod to show that I understood.

During one of the ‘looking-up’ exercises, my eyes didn’t make it all the way to his eyes. They stopped at those pink lips. I kept staring and I felt myself lean a little bit closer. I was suddenly consumed with the desire to kiss him. I was staring so hard I felt dizzy. My heart began racing. My head was spinning and his voice quickly began to fade. I just had to kiss him. I flicked a quick look around the office to reassure myself that it was empty at the moment.

It was now or never.

I closed my eyes, swallowed hard, threw caution to the wind and prepared for the worst. I had to kiss him or be fired trying. So I did. I leaned ever closer to him and I kissed him. Briefly at first, and then emboldened, I kissed him softly, slowly. He didn’t respond, but he didn’t reel back or punch me. That had to be encouragement, right? I enjoyed it for a few more seconds, before I willed myself to stop and accept the consequences.

I opened my eyes and looked at him. He was definitely surprised, shock eclipsing the stare he gave me. I still wanted more and he hadn’t still reacted. So I tested fate. With my heart now doing flips in my ribcage, I took Jason’s hands and tugged. He got to his feet. I led him to the smaller inner office. He followed without a word. I closed the door. I pushed him gently down on the swivel chair and straddled him. I kissed him again, and this time he responded…and with more than just his lips! He kissed me back, taking charge this time. His hands came up and began exploring my body, his caresses hesitant, like he wasn’t sure how to stroke his fellow man. And then, his touch got curious and bold, as he began to work my belt buckle, undoubtedly trying to set ‘me’ free. While he worked my buckle as well as his, I ground my butt down on his groin, moaning as my lust-laden gaze traveled across the room, to fall on the laptop on a desk. On the screen was frozen an image from Seyi Shay’s Right Now video. I’d been watching the video and had paused it to answer to Jason’s call earlier on.

Suddenly I had an adventurous idea. Smiling coyly, I took Jason’s hands away from me, got up from his thighs and walked over to the laptop. I tapped the space bar and Seyi Shay jumped right back into action. He looked questioningly at me. I wanted to twerk and give him a lap dance. I had always wanted to twerk to either this song, Beyoncé’s 7/11, or Janelle Monae’s Yoga. I’m not a very good dancer, but I was feeling a little frisky this afternoon. If I could kiss Jason and not be suffering dire consequences for it at the moment, then anything was possible.

So I got down on my haunches before him and began to give my derriere a good shake. I shimmied and swayed and twisted this way and that. Occasionally I looked back to see that I had Jason’s absolute attention. When he reached out his hand to grab some of the bootylicious offering in front of him, a wide grin began forming on my face. I had him! Oh, I had him where I –

“…Chandler? Chandler, have you being listening to me at all?”

I gave a start as I snapped back to reality.

“Ah-ah, shift back small! You’re leaning too close! And what’s with the smile and the weird way you’re looking at me? Do you even understand what I’ve being explaining?”

The smile on my face had disappeared and I straightened from the desk as heat flooded my face. Jason was talking. And I hadn’t kissed him. I hadn’t tasted those lips I’d being yearning for. Of course, I should have known the past few minutes had been me in fantasy land; I mean, I’d been twerking so well.

I picked up the documents, nodded and went to my desk. I am looking at him talking to the dark-skinned, pink-lipped other boss as I write this. Gorgeous men! I haven’t even treated the document. Mtchew! I might have to quit this job earlier than planned. Too many distractions, too little self control.

Oh, and just the other day, after he did something nice for me, I gave him a good long hug. Yep, I’m definitely quitting ahead of schedule.

Written by Chandler Bing

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  1. ken
    December 11, 05:06 Reply

    Loooolzzz!
    Na small pikin de worry u o
    Who quits job just bcos of sexual fantasy? Hian, na today? By the time realities of life smack u in the face, u will learn to tuck ur voracious libido somewhere hidden for your career’s sake. Lol

    Me I can NEVER have anything with anybody in office. Hell no! Thats just a massive disaster waiting to happen

  2. KingBey
    December 11, 05:08 Reply

    Either you not just serious to work or it’s just fiction. Oh, you said it’s temporary. Lol.

  3. Mandy
    December 11, 05:47 Reply

    Hahahahahahahahahaa!!! My dear Chandler, relocate employment jare. For ya peace of mind.

  4. pete
    December 11, 06:38 Reply

    Office romance! You better get that out of your skull or you start looking for another job.

  5. ambivalentone
    December 11, 07:17 Reply

    my heart leaped in my throat. All that raised bp for nothing. Mtchewwwww

  6. Dennis Macaulay
    December 11, 07:17 Reply

    Sometimes it doesn’t blow up in your face! Sometimes it does!

    There is a story! But will it be told?
    *thinking*

  7. Maximus
    December 11, 07:19 Reply

    Just gotta point it out before I continue reading.. I’ve been seeing it here a lot, but keep forgetting. There’s a difference between “been” and “being”. A grammatical error like this is hard for me to overlook. @Pinky, please take note.

  8. Kerr
    December 11, 07:20 Reply

    This was quite short and hot. Can there be a sequel, pls. This story has more potential than it is at the moment

  9. Maximus
    December 11, 07:30 Reply

    Dear Chandler,

    it is with deep regret that I bring this sad news to you that you’re a hoe. A hoe like you shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near hot men because you’re a Kito waiting to happen. I hereby recommend that you remove yourself from this precarious position before you get yourself hurt.

    Yours faithfully,
    Max

    ?????.. This was freaking hilarious. Its never a good idea to do stuff with people at your workplace. It always turns out disastrous. So get that fantasy out of your head, fast…

    • #Chestnut
      December 11, 10:10 Reply

      Max,u’re joking with that “hoe” comment,right? I know u’re joking jor! Right?

      • Mandy
        December 11, 11:48 Reply

        Have you ever known Max to joke about the hoes?

  10. ikhines
    December 11, 07:34 Reply

    Whoever edited this should know *been is different from *being… that error kept distracting me from enjoying this story.

  11. Zage
    December 11, 07:39 Reply

    Awon gbagaun detector eku ise

    • Wealth
      December 11, 22:52 Reply

      Lol,ewoh tun ni gbagaun detector? Ee sha ni kpa mi pelu eerin. Lol

  12. JoshDeity
    December 11, 07:53 Reply

    To the experienced ones, how bad can office romance be? What if the other guy’s gay?

    • Maximus
      December 11, 09:09 Reply

      On a scale of 1-10, 11!. Even if the other guy is gay.

    • bruno
      December 11, 10:10 Reply

      i take god beg una, no do am!!!

  13. Sinnex
    December 11, 08:14 Reply

    This was too good to be true from the very beginning.

    You are not the only one who experiences this. I don’t think you need to quit your job because of your feelings. For being able to grow up in Nigeria, then I know you know how to control your emotions. I am always having a boner anywhere I go because there are hot guys everywhere, but that doesn’t mean I have to do anything about it. My hands have been doing a very good job in that aspect and it wouldn’t stop now.

    If you have made up your mind to leave the place, then that’s fine, but it should be for any other reason but this. What happens in you meet someone you like in your new place of work? Will you also leave?

  14. Delle
    December 11, 08:15 Reply

    Oh my world! What in the world of apes was that! I died, literally, I died! That was not fair at all. But a part of me is so glad it was all wishful thinking because hunnay, it wouldn’t have been as you typed it out! Your ass would have been so jobless right now, you’d probably have enough time to rant on about the incident.

    OAN
    If you really want twerking lessons I could give you some of my videos (ask Kacee), and guess what? It’s actually 7/11 rmx and Yoga I danced to. *winks*

    • Wealth
      December 11, 22:55 Reply

      Would really love to learn how to shake and move my backside well while twerking

  15. Teflondon
    December 11, 12:10 Reply

    Reminds me of multiple romps with several of my very hot subordinates. yes! In the office. It’s risky but what is life without risk really? There’s just this unexplainable thrill from living on the edge and doing unusual risky things. Despite this romps, I just have to give myself some credit for still maintaining decorum and professionalism even in the face of serious work that needs to be done Despite most of these subordinates knowledge of eachothers romps with the boss.

  16. Tobi Macaulay
    December 11, 12:45 Reply

    At first I was like wot da fuck! U get mind ooo, guy dnt add business with pleasure it never goes down well at all.

      • pete
        December 11, 14:30 Reply

        Is Macaulay forbidden for use by others?

        • kacee
          December 11, 14:52 Reply

          *looks at pp* *turns to Pete* *turns to Toby Macaulay*

        • Pink Panther
          December 11, 15:07 Reply

          Pete, I was just wondering if they’re distant cousins… I can’t wonder again? 😀

          • pete macaulay
            December 11, 15:27 Reply

            Wonder to your heart fill, dear. Lemme add Macaulay to my name too.

          • Maximus
            December 11, 16:26 Reply

            Youre going too far @PP…look closer

  17. kacee
    December 11, 13:28 Reply

    oh my Lawd my heart o, this almost gave me a heart attack omg I’m so dizzy right now. Omg Ewwwwww the picture is ewwy especially the guy on the right eww ewww ewwww.

    • Delle
      December 11, 13:56 Reply

      Ahn Madam it aff do na! Lol. Hope there’s a mattress behind u cos with ur dizziness, u may just plop down hard!
      But the guy on the right shaa…*lips sealed*

      • kacee
        December 11, 14:49 Reply

        OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA my throat o chai lol

  18. Chizzie
    December 11, 14:08 Reply

    This reminds me of where I worked before and the office stint with the IT student. Actually maybe I’ll write about that.

    • Pink Panther
      December 11, 15:05 Reply

      Hallelujah! Oya, Imma hound you until you write it

  19. Stranger
    December 11, 15:17 Reply

    That fantasy tho; I wish it actually happened.

  20. Chandler
    December 11, 17:56 Reply

    *giving Max a Merryl Streep kinda look* Mstcheew. Hoe kor hoe-ly ni.
    That’s all.
    *goes back to work*
    *looks back up at the guy by the right in the pic above…smiles…goes back to work*
    And by the way, most, if not all, of the men in the office lost their appeal after a few weeks. #SourPersonalities.

  21. Dickson Clement
    December 11, 23:09 Reply

    It’s called being professional! You have to learn to throw away personal feelings once u walk through the office door in the morning and pick it up when u’re on ur way home!

  22. Dickson Clement
    December 11, 23:10 Reply

    Oh! And for the pix in the article above, Please who is the giver and who is the receiver? *can we just tell with reasons* I think the fair guy is soft tho so he may be the bottom???

  23. peaches
    December 12, 01:25 Reply

    Ah, just the very moment wen all my testoestrogen were beginning to heighten…How dare it be just a dream that wen it was so real i felt it happened to me…
    well, after that episode it haff end o, if i as much as look him in d face, wake me up, it z a very bad dream.

  24. mirage
    December 12, 08:10 Reply

    We all get that fantasy but shake the thought of it you don’t wanna remain a temporary employee all your life.Had crush on one in my office and when he made the move,I politely turned him down!know why?I love my job,it pays my bills,sends money home & would give me that vacation I always dreamed!so shake it off!@DM remember that day I asked u that question? Was preparing an epistle to reply the guy*sighs *?

  25. Shag
    December 12, 20:41 Reply

    Hey guyz and galz as d case may be. Lol!!! First timer here and I find it interesting. I’m a Bi-sexual dude who has had a real life office romp. It went very well(prolly d best str8 acting bottom) I’ve ever fucked. But then again,it aint always the best. I second @ Dickson Clement.

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