How Does One Mistakenly Walk Into An Orgy?
A Cross River State legislator has decided (unsurprisingly) that his first point of duty to his people is to refocus the attention of Nigerians on the “crime” that is homosexuality.
In a press statement released and which has been circulating on social media, the Honorable Speaker of the Cross River State House of Assembly, Rt. Hon. Elvert Ayambem got his panties all twisted up as he reacted to news reaching him about a supposed gay party that was held during Pride Month in Calabar.
And in like fashion, this report has stoked the fires of homophobia on social media as users weigh in on the ever-tired subject of victimizing the gays.
Among these social media users is Twitter netizen @arebazz, who claims in a tweet, that he has ‘mistakenly walked in on a gay orgy.’ ‘I couldn’t believe my eyes,’ he went on to say. ‘The things that happens [sic] here, na for film e suppose dey happen.’ 
The question however on everybody’s lips, being peppered at him in his replies and quote-retweets is this: how do you mistakenly walk into a gay orgy? 
Anyone here got any answers to this?
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3 Comments
Ade
July 07, 16:15Laugh na him I just want do abeg 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Michael
July 07, 23:01🤣🤣🤣🤣
Breezy
August 24, 09:35Well
I once managed a lounge where a gay party was held.
The only straight people were, my humble self, the barman, the babe selling bbq fish and one fella thatvrefused to read the signs.
So he was there that afternoon to chill and while behind the lounge enjoying a smoke and booze, he was invited by the babe throwing the birthday.
He left home and returned around 9:30 to 10pm when guests were making their way into the lounge proper.
Now here’s where it gets a bit tricky.
The presence of cross dressers was rife among the would be guests.
This alone should have spooked him to know it wasnt a regular party.
Or maybe, he was curious to know how the night would play out having never been to such gigs before.
An hour into the party he makes his way outta the lounge and holes up in his car till the break of dawn.
So yes, this dude would also claim he stumbled on a gay party