Morning Humour XVI: First Impressions
A couple of friends sent me screengrabs of ‘getting to know you’ chats they had on the social media with potential hook-ups. I found them hilarious, the razor-sharp wit of the responses, and I simply had to share.
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31 Comments
Ace
March 23, 05:02Just mean
Peak
March 23, 05:29LMAO!!!
Chai! You pple are just all shades of evil
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 06:11When the person who sent it to me sent it, I saw it and the next thing I thought was: This is such a Max-like thing to do.
Max
March 23, 07:07Lol
KyrxxX
March 23, 06:12Ok, that role guy is pure evil!!!! Lmaooooooo!
I wished I had such good/sharp retort for some stupid questions……… But am “Mr Nice guy” nd I always aim to please.
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 06:13Always ‘aim to please.’… Interesting.
KyrxxX
March 23, 07:35Hian! Pinky!!
Its not that kind of pleasing oh! This one u r finding it interesting! Abu m di kwa ocha! Everything is cleanly shaven.
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 07:38‘Everything is cleanly shaven.’ This just keeps getting interesting-ner and interesting-ner.
Mitch
March 23, 06:22Oh God! The response to that role question…………I just can’t deal today. The guy is freaking hilarious!
. Pete
March 23, 06:46Hilarious
Silvery Cat
March 23, 07:05Hi Pinky, I can clearly make out the name of the guy on FB and I think it’s not fair to him. U just outted him, albeit unintentionally. I can just imagine if it were me *sad face*
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 07:39I did not even notice that. Thanks for bringing it to my notice. Just rectified it. Hopefully, my earlier gaffe hasn’t wreaked much damage.
Max
March 23, 08:38Didn’t even notice it.
insidiousmissmeiya
March 23, 07:07http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/August-26-2011-02-42-19-6102.jpeg
Max
March 23, 08:38How did you post this pic?
Sinnex
March 23, 10:27She is a geek…
insidiousmissmeiya
March 23, 15:04Lol. What Sinnex said. But I’m serious Panther, I want MORE
Metrosexual
March 23, 07:39Hahahahhhahahaaaaaa…..
This is a joke, right..?
The Skype- Messenger chat really got me..
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 07:40And the Skype guy deserved it. Such abruptness from someone you don’t even know yet… Tsk tsk.
wazzosgrotto
March 23, 08:01Ha! I see you were serving v.o.g.u.e over the weekend 🙂 Love it!
trystham
March 23, 17:53Its sooooo irritating. I used to think it was only minors that were that silly. I hardly respond to those. BUT older men?…haba!!! No ‘hi’, ‘hello’ or ‘whassup’??? Just drop number or even ask where u are like u shared a bed the night before.
pinkpanthertb
March 23, 19:05Exactly!!! Older men sure do that a lot.
#TeamKizito
March 23, 08:09Lol, yea. My kinda thing: abruptness.
JustJames
March 23, 10:34*abruptly cums on your face*
#TeamKizito
March 23, 12:09*Brandishing Agiel*
You’d sing your way outta this one, Jemima!
Ruby
March 23, 09:29=))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=))
Oh mi gosh
tobby
March 23, 11:29I like dat ‘role’ guy. We can be friends
Gad
March 23, 11:59When ego and pride meets…
Sinnex
March 23, 22:18You took the words out of my mouth. Something just did not seem right….
#TeamKizito
March 23, 12:14Ah, Ego & Pride..
*smiling*
wondabuoy
March 31, 17:12Egoyibo?