Editor's Desk
Morning Humour XVI: First Impressions
A couple of friends sent me screengrabs of ‘getting to know you’ chats they had on the social media with potential hook-ups. I found them hilarious, the razor-sharp wit of the responses, and I simply had to share.

Just mean
Always ‘aim to please.’… Interesting.
Lol
Hian! Pinky!!
Its not that kind of pleasing oh! This one u r finding it interesting! Abu m di kwa ocha! Everything is cleanly shaven.
‘Everything is cleanly shaven.’ This just keeps getting interesting-ner and interesting-ner.
I did not even notice that. Thanks for bringing it to my notice. Just rectified it. Hopefully, my earlier gaffe hasn’t wreaked much damage.
And the Skype guy deserved it. Such abruptness from someone you don’t even know yet… Tsk tsk.
Ha! I see you were serving v.o.g.u.e over the weekend 🙂 Love it!
Didn’t even notice it.
How did you post this pic?
She is a geek…
*abruptly cums on your face*
*Brandishing Agiel*
You’d sing your way outta this one, Jemima!
Lol. What Sinnex said. But I’m serious Panther, I want MORE
Its sooooo irritating. I used to think it was only minors that were that silly. I hardly respond to those. BUT older men?…haba!!! No ‘hi’, ‘hello’ or ‘whassup’??? Just drop number or even ask where u are like u shared a bed the night before.
Exactly!!! Older men sure do that a lot.
You took the words out of my mouth. Something just did not seem right….
LMAO!!!
Chai! You pple are just all shades of evil
When the person who sent it to me sent it, I saw it and the next thing I thought was: This is such a Max-like thing to do.
Ok, that role guy is pure evil!!!! Lmaooooooo!
I wished I had such good/sharp retort for some stupid questions……… But am “Mr Nice guy” nd I always aim to please.
Oh God! The response to that role question…………I just can’t deal today. The guy is freaking hilarious!
Hilarious
Hi Pinky, I can clearly make out the name of the guy on FB and I think it’s not fair to him. U just outted him, albeit unintentionally. I can just imagine if it were me *sad face*
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Hahahahhhahahaaaaaa…..
This is a joke, right..?
The Skype- Messenger chat really got me..
Lol, yea. My kinda thing: abruptness.
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Oh mi gosh
I like dat ‘role’ guy. We can be friends
When ego and pride meets…
Ah, Ego & Pride..
*smiling*