Photo Of The Day XXIV
So who wants to go shopping at the Hardware store? All y’all who need a good screw to tighten their loose shingles and some lubrication to grease your rusty bolts… 😀
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38 Comments
Kenny
May 23, 05:53Nasty……. Just nasty
Ace
May 23, 06:01Me: can I have two bottles of lubricants, some chains and ropes, two boxes of screws and four tie downs? My truck is in a bad state and I want to do some helluva servicing.
Kenny
May 23, 06:06Hi Ace…… May I take a look at the truck?
Ace
May 23, 07:14You must be a certified technician before anything.
KingBey
May 23, 06:23and he stole the pishure….U eehhnn
pinkpanthertb
May 23, 06:26Hian! See me o. Picture that was all over the internet. Abeg, take several seats.
Ace
May 23, 07:16Hian! This picture wey I don’t see tey tey… Oohh Pinky, I guess some people have opened office on top your head – The department of blog scrutiny. I would love to join cos you see your own don too mush
pinkpanthertb
May 23, 07:18There are several more seats in that stadium. Take a seat on whichever you like.
Dennis Macaulay
May 23, 06:30Hi can I have 2 large jars of lubricant….yes extra slippery please, a set of rope and chain and 2 tie downs.
For my discount can I have Pink Panther thrown in as well? And Absalom too! Thankyou
pinkpanthertb
May 23, 06:31Hahahahahahahahaa!! You Wish! 😛
Brian Collins
May 23, 07:37And he retuns in all his HOEly glory. hi Dennis, we’ve been expecting you.
Dennis Macaulay
May 23, 08:32Yimu
Mercury
May 23, 06:53Y’all hoebags are at it again!!!!!, sheeesh!!!! thank goodness I’m never this horny.
Max
May 23, 09:24Really?
Mercury
May 23, 09:55Yes Max really!!!
Max
May 23, 10:07Hmmm.. Hard to believe after someone served me some tea few months ago
**sips coffee**
Lothario
May 23, 11:51Lol…. So I guess you lifting up holy legs never happens?
trystham
May 23, 06:56*pensive* I wonder if they do whips and leather too?
Wait, is the S and M for Slave and Master OR Sadist and Masoschist OR both? #AskingForMyPeaceOfMind
Dennis Macaulay
May 23, 06:57Slave and Master! My fav game
KryxxX
May 23, 07:35**Clears throat**
Hello Students and Welcome to University of Kitodiaries!
I am Prof. Pinky Pants! And I would be taking Akwuna 101!
Any question?
**Flees from the fury of the Pinkies**
pinkpanthertb
May 23, 07:39ROTFLMAO
Brian Collins
May 23, 07:39And that is how a real well qualified University Professor does it.
Ruby
May 23, 08:06Yesssssssss
Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
JArch
May 23, 08:42Pinky!! I knew somehow this would make its way here at some point hahahaha
Sinnex
May 23, 08:45Wrong thread.
I guess virgins don’t need any of those.
#okbye
Max
May 23, 09:27You need the lube dear.. Your tubes are getting rusty for lack of use.
Absalom
May 23, 10:28His fallopian tubes????????
Max
May 23, 12:45Oh yeah @absie, the one he’s gonna use for making babies with Tef. 🙂
Absalom
May 23, 12:47*faints*
Lothario
May 23, 11:53Oh… Very important for you! Buy and use some. Sex is really nice, you’re holding on to your virginity for no reason whatsoever.
Absalom
May 23, 12:48You wanna disvirgin him, Lothario? 😉
Lothario
May 23, 20:21Naaahhh….. Virgins don’t do it for me at all
Teika Bonka
May 23, 10:33Hian….kitodiaries can make the most innocent of things appear guilty……God is watching u on HD TV
tobby
May 23, 11:39BDSM..
Metrosexual
May 23, 12:15Tie Downs ….
I dunno why that sounded sexual.. Mayb tis the cold weather..
Lemuel
May 23, 12:56Odikwa risky. No condoms? Well I want me just one black fisting gloves.
Absalom
May 23, 13:51To fist whom????? :O
*slumps*
olima
May 23, 19:22Chai! See as dem just d place orders. Sotay peepo dey ask.for discounts. Lol! D owner of dis hardware store must hv had a twisted mind.