Photo Of The Day XXXVIII

Photo Of The Day XXXVIII

KD pic 10So has anyone been outed by this contraption yet? Hmm? Has anyone jiggled that up against you and a rainbow light suddenly started shining, effectively exposing you as a gay man or woman? Someone please answer me, I need to know if it works. I have a few hotties I’m eyeing at work. Wouldn’t mind verifying their sexualities.

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  1. R.A
    August 11, 06:08 Reply

    LMAO, I need this for church mbok!

  2. King
    August 11, 06:09 Reply

    Hmmm..could this work? What is the principle behind this…

  3. ken
    August 11, 06:10 Reply

    Gay guys come with this device pre-installed. Some can sniff potential fuckbuddies a 100 miles away! Lol

  4. Sheldon Cooper
    August 11, 06:11 Reply

    Why don’t I feel at ease with this? It’s kind of dangerous in the hand of a homophob. That’s if it’s not a toy.

    • ken
      August 11, 06:14 Reply

      Its a joke. Duh!

  5. Masked Man
    August 11, 06:49 Reply

    I need this for homophobes. Those with internalised homophobia but be secretly fucking on the down low.
    When they start talking thrash, and a rainbow firework starts radiating around them when I use this key on them, I’ll be like, ‘see your life? You are a fucking dick monger’

  6. Max
    August 11, 07:50 Reply

    I need this oh.. Its like my built-in version is broken. I can’t seem to tell who’s gay and who’s not anymore.

    • ambivalentone
      August 11, 09:44 Reply

      I know we’ve kinda had this talk sometime, but if we always want ppl to know us and like us for who we are b4 they know about our sexuality, doesn’t this gaydar antagonize that very concept? Its not like knowing someone is gay will make dem like u any beta or worse OR you like them any more or less…except where they are vocal homophobes and need to be taught lessons

  7. BadDiva
    August 11, 09:12 Reply

    I need this ooooooooooooooh, I need to detect all dem gays in my family, I can’t be d only one naaaa haba.

  8. Khaleesi
    August 11, 11:02 Reply

    if only this were true, i sorely need this device in my life. So many hotties am eyeing but not sure about and dont have the guts to make any moves. How easy this device would make like! you instantly tell who is gay and who isnt worth the time and energy …

  9. JOJOARMANI
    August 11, 11:43 Reply

    BadDiva… Babes so u having such toughts too? Seriously on our burial last week when all our family members came back.. I kept scanning everybody, i strongly believe there must be someone else mehn… Cant be just me!… I need this device!

  10. D
    August 11, 12:20 Reply

    Ohk….errr every gay person needs this….enough of the facade people wear on a daily basis

  11. yinkss
    August 11, 14:08 Reply

    Does this device actually exist? If yes, please how can I get it.

  12. Oluwadamilare Okoro
    August 11, 14:12 Reply

    I certainly need this … That pre-installed app thing skipped me during creation!

    Ahhh I shall use it on my neighbour first! Hot hot man.

  13. JOJOARMANI
    August 11, 14:48 Reply

    and if that of your neigbour gives u a dissapointing result???? ASKINGFORAFRIEND.

    • Oluwadamilare Okoro
      August 11, 16:44 Reply

      Then I will return to “stalking and admiring from afar” *insert sad face here*

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