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It seems the search for a new Mr Ideal Nigeria is on, because I’ve been getting lots of mentions on Instagram to like the pictures of hopeful (and might I

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Thirsty? Pick Your Beverage

As for me and my longer throat, we will live for the thirst of Whiskey.

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  1. Max
    October 29, 04:17 Reply

    Don’t worry Dennis, one day you ll find exactly what you’re looking for in man cakes.

  2. Constant
    October 29, 04:18 Reply

    Just my perfect shade… I would love to do a full tour of that hole….

    • Dennis Macauley
      October 29, 04:25 Reply

      Assin eh! They were fixing my friend’s air conditioning! I couldn’t come down from the car because something was growing somewhere

    • daniel
      October 29, 04:31 Reply

      If I were Mrs Macauley, u would hv been in for a long night of bondaging….

      • daniel
        October 29, 08:36 Reply

        There’s no way that is Mrs Macauley, Dm what manner of blasphemy is that? There’s no way u’ll put ur boo’s cakes up for advert..

    • Mr Bassey
      October 29, 06:45 Reply

      Chai!!!!, Akwuna nwoke…..too much cake is bad for your waistline.

  3. enigmous
    October 29, 04:39 Reply

    Oh boy…all o’ya that show people man hole during time for morning prayer, God is watching…but, but, but, I want some o. DM any chance I can get his digits?

    • Dennis Macauley
      October 29, 04:43 Reply

      Morning devotion? And you are asking for a man’s digits? You now see why you won’t make heaven?

      • pinkpanthertb
        October 29, 04:45 Reply

        Hahahahahahahahahaaa!!! Ouch! Dennis, you’re wrong for this

      • enigmous
        October 29, 04:55 Reply

        Oh well, DM, at least wherever I end up, I know I will be in your company. Provided you don’t change from your fabulous self, I have nothing to worry about

  4. Lothario
    October 29, 05:39 Reply

    *singing RuPaul’s ‘Peanut Butter’* Dennis man, this is too correct. Nothing like yellow cakes with the strawberry pink middle. A sight to behold.

    • Dennis Macauley
      October 29, 05:45 Reply

      Chai!

      Strawberry pink middle?

      Pinkie can you see that I am better than some people?

      • Samaurai
        October 29, 06:26 Reply

        Hahahahahahaha.
        Dennis, this is so not true.
        But I enjoy your hunger for man cakes though.

  5. chestnut
    October 29, 06:09 Reply

    Oh dennis, u’re worse than “iCloud”! Lol

  6. #TeamKizito
    October 29, 06:15 Reply

    Hmm. When I said his appetite for cakes is strong, I knew and was sure of what I said. Cakes would be the death of this man. *stares at him with a straight face*

  7. olima
    October 29, 06:20 Reply

    Pinky, how can we blame u. D only person to blame will b Mrs. Macaulay. Anyways, thank for sharing Mr. D., but pls keep ur eyes on d one u got and leave these ones for us.

    • Mrs Macaulay
      October 29, 08:02 Reply

      My brother it’s called Ojukokoro!

      I still dey look am!

  8. Mr Bassey
    October 29, 06:42 Reply

    Speaking of cakes, apparently PH is crawling with some juicy one’s, its that bad that I’ve decided to move here permanently…… On Saturday after the whole campaign ish, driving through GRA.I saw cakes and I almost begged the nigga to sit on my face then twerk somewhere else later…..(eat your heart out Kim K) you got competish and from a dude.

      • Absalom
        October 29, 08:38 Reply

        Rapu’mzel! Rapu’mzel! Let down your pants so Dennis can eat your gooooooolden cakes!

    • Paul
      October 29, 12:39 Reply

      From a broda who luvs U. PH has a lot of cake and a lot of kito shoes. U berra b kiaful
      I stay here and I fear dem like a child fears his teachers cane.

      • Mr Bassey
        October 29, 15:19 Reply

        Thanks bro……I’ve been here for a bit now…..I just ogle em and try to forget em…..so much for all d sex I planned on having when I got here. I dey my friend house jare unless another cute friend happens to drop by.

  9. Immanuel
    October 29, 08:55 Reply

    Lol. Its is well with ollof you!!! And Dennis don’t tell me this happened just this early morning. PS pinky, what does it take for a fellow nigga to post a stor here? #feelinginspired

  10. Brian Collins
    October 29, 12:20 Reply

    Akuna of life. Who says bottoms are the only sluts. This is sluttiness extraordinaire. I know i don’t dream about black sausages all day long.
    Mrs M, i think you need to shorten that leash on DM’s neck lest he turneth into a stray dog.

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