Ben: Dennis baby
Me: Excuse me?
Ben: Dennis baby
Me: Since when did that one start?
Ben: Rest please, not like this will be the first time that a man will be calling you baby
Me: Excuse the hell out of me, what are you talking about?
Ben: Dee, rest o! I know what team you play for, it’s not a secret na.
Now Ben (not real name) is my friend from university and we did NYSC in the same place. So even though I kind of hate his guts, I am kind of stuck with him because he really is a good friend. He lives in Port Harcourt with his brother, and getting a job has been a bit of a challenge for him – a situation that I empathize with and help out where I can.
Me: I don’t know what you are talking about
Ben: Dennis, I figured it out in 2013, and it is not a big deal, oga. Whatever floats your boat.
Me: I do not wish to discuss this matter further. Whatever it is that you know, please keep knowing it.
Ben: I have seen the way you look at me, Dee (sends tongue-out smiley)
Me: Don’t flatter yourself. There is no special way I look at you. Like I said, I do not wish to discuss this further.
Ben: Not until you consider my proposition
Me: I am listening
Ben: You know I am a ladies’ man, and I have a lot of chicks. But my sister-in-law is a housewife and she always constitutes herself to be a stumbling block to my hustle. You also know I cannot afford to be using hotels on a regular basis.
Me: What is my own in this matter?
Ben: Allow me use your flat whenever you go to work. I will be asking girls to meet me there as if it’s my house. I will ensure nothing is missing, and when you take work trips out of town, I will hold forte at home. Plus you won’t need to take your boys to the vet.
Me: What is in it for me?
Ben: I will allow you do anything you want to or with me. On the condition however that it stays between us. Dude, nobody should know.
Me: And here was I thinking you are straight
Ben: Dude, I am not gay. This is just a business transaction and a mutually beneficial one at that. What say you?
Me: lol. Of course you are not gay. Dude, whatever helps you sleep at night. Your offer is very tempting, but no, thank you very much, I will pass. My house will not become a whorehouse…
This conversation happened some weeks ago and I found it very funny. Some of our kind, of course, will insist that this guy is a latent gay man, not a straight man. And I may be leaning towards agreeing with them. However it is absolutely funny when straight guys think that you want to jump on them given the slightest chance, even when they are ugly AF! Dudes need to chill. There is another straight guy story which I will save for later.
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I will get some flak for what I am about to write next, but please go easy on me (lol) as I want to address the issue of recycled men.
I met someone not too recently – a young guy who has a lot going for him at twenty-four. I was impressed and I did gush about him to a few pals of mine. He is smart, very well read, slim, with a jaw that can cut glass. My friends were eager to meet him after all the hyping I did, and so we decided to meet up on a particular weekend evening.
We all arrived before my new friend; he was supposed to join us from work at the karaoke place. When he arrived, all the bursts of laughter ceased; the atmosphere became awkward. Let me spare you the long story; I later discovered that in that circle of eight guys, my new friend had slept with four in the past, and two others know people he has slept with. Orgies were even mentioned. Guys talk a lot and my heart sank as I learned of his sexcapades, which came as a surprise to me in all honesty. When I confirmed that they were true, I slowly began to detach myself from him until he read the handwriting on the wall too.
I know some of you will judge me, and you would be justified in doing so. But can’t a dude find a man that is (in Peak’s words) fresh off the runway? My last boyfriend was educated abroad and he lived there for sometime before he returned, so very few people knew him. I used to love entering gay gatherings with him and watch the other guys wonder who he was. Can’t I have that again? I don’t want a dude quoted on the stock exchange.
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I have noticed a recent trend amongst gay men; quite a few of my friends are getting older and they are beginning to seek some stability and commitment. These are guys who just a few years ago swore by random hookups and would tell you that ‘ain’t nobody got time for love.’ Now come and see the way they are hustling for boyfriends now. Even online, if you chat with someone and meet up with them a few times, they will subtly drop hints that they are looking for a boyfriend and not just random sex.
I have always been a traditional man (yes, me) and at the end of the day, there is only so much sex you can have, and sometimes, there is this void that all the sex in Vegas cannot fill. Hooking up with men you don’t even bother to ask their names is fun and exciting, but eventually you may begin to crave more, and after he leaves your flat, your bed feels empty, your house feels empty, and your soul feels empty.
So, sometimes I can understand this hustle to land a good man – which is far and in-between by the way. Because at the end of the day, it comes down to companionship and the human need to feel that.
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My MGM friend brought a guy to my house recently and I let them use my bedroom. I have two close pals who are MGMs, and I have stated here before that I don’t dislike MGMs as long as they don’t condescend to me. Anyway, so my friend came over with this guy (boy, more like) whom I found very wise beyond his years and also totally enjoyed chatting with. I ended up crashing on the couch and let them use my bedroom (after I removed my white sheets of course), drowning out their sounds with my music player.
I got up early in the morning around 5am to make coffee when I heard it.
“She ba ba she ba ba kiri ba ba kiri ba ba sheba She ba ba she ba ba kiri ba ba kiri ba ba sheba…!!!”
The young boy was praying and speaking in tongues.
“Father, I come against any destroyer of my destiny…!! She ba ba she ba ba kiri ba kiri ba ba sheba…!!!”
I suppressed a laugh and went into the kitchen to go about my coffee business, and my friend joined me there. At some point, he looked at me and we both burst into laughter, even as the boy continued blasting away in his tongues. I asked my friend what position they were in when the Holy Ghost descended on them, doggy or missionary. It had to be missionary alright lol. My friend ignored me lol.
I don’t know if I am being insensitive; if that is the case, I apologize. But it was awkward for me to hear you moaning and begging for the D one minute, and six hours later, you are calling upon the heavens in tongues. It was all too funny to me. I certainly cannot play Judge Judy here, but this was funny in a weird way.
*trying to stifle laughter*
*failing woefully*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
See you guys next week.
OAN: While responding to my rants today, kindly indulge my curiosity about something. If your life was a movie, what song would be the soundtrack?
XOXO
DM
First to Comment!!!
Ok… That was a nice read… Believe me, there are many of us fresh off the runway…
Commitment and Stability are essential ingredients in any heterosexual relationship. Why can’t same be said of Homosexual relationships. I have always been of the opinion that being “gay” isn’t just about sex with a guy. I believe in love and heartbreaks (one of the reasons I don’t do random sex hookups).
And about the guy speaking in tongues, I really don’t find that funny or unusual. Religion is about your personal relationship with God. It goes beyond the Sunday church activities. I may be having sex now and the next minute I’m praying to God. I’ve made my peace with him.
Someone who actually READ before being the first to comment. Lol.
Good morning Jaiice
Good question.
Kris, I love your question.
Dennis, your friends slut-shamed a gay man and that was your basis for snuffing out what might have been a good thing between you two? Not cool. Not cool at all.
If you’re in your early to mid-twenties and have this mindset,then there’s still hope for the gaybourhood.I pray there be many like you.
I am tear rubber oooo! Ask pinky na
Not being fresh off the runway is a whole lot different from being Keziah,Donatus.
A whole lot of young guys can’t even account for how many beds they’ve shared.They lost count long ago
Nwokem, stop always looking to me for endorsement. 🙂 *sipping my early morning chamomile tea* Tear rubber indeed. Mff!
Does being sexually active now translate to being a thing to be ashamed of?
@Dennis, are you not the one who said in one of your rantings that you are a pitakwa lord? I’m guessing that means you’ve being around yourself, no?
There’s being active and there’s having an unwholesome rep,you ought to know the difference.
MacArdry thankyou! You get where I am coming from.
@Mandy what has being Pitakwa lord got to do with this matter?
#AskingForMyCuriosity
Does that make him a bad person? Un-dateable? Someone not worth having something meaningful with? what if that was a past he was trying to shut out, get over? Does your cutting him out help that in any way?
Of course you’re allowed to want that kind of guy you want. But I sense a certain heterosexual gender stereotype translating itself to this situation. Where the brilliant, beautiful woman who has slept around in the past and is getting shunned is equated to the bottom with the same story.
PP I get your point and I knew a lot of people will call me out for that. You know me very well and you know I dont buy into obnoxious steretypes and gender archetypes.
Its just a personal preference, I dont want to be the guy who is the boyfriend of “that guy”
It is no stereotype anything,PP.It is the way of things,but if he’s in any wise trying to turn a new leaf then I’ll give him benefit of the doubt,were I in Dennis’ shoes.
Weren’t no indication in the post that was in the cards,were it?.Dennis would have said so.
None would find it funny being the man of the one who’s slept with the known community,hetero or homo.
Dennis didn’t say anything about the guy’s current disposition, one way or the other.
Oh, and the soundtrack..
Jemima (Aka: JustJames) & I would work something(s) out.
(Fifty Shades Of Grey soundtracks are the shii’, btw)
Gbam!!! Will come back later when i finish my facials & yoga ….
Jevinik soup is the ish my brother! Those people can drown you with soup! Eat your lunch ojare!
As per the shildren i have “spoiled”? Yimu
I just love it when Absalom speaks.
Absalom I was dreading your appearance cos I knew this would be your response! I still love you, but you also realize that people are entitled to their individual preferences?
Pinky’s defense seem to be coming from a personal place *flees*
I knew you’d run and hide under that umbrella. Sort of like those who scamper off to the canopy of Personal Opinion when the issue of freedom of expression is bashed.
Did somebody mention Jevinik?
It’s the kind of lame comment that is synonymous with expecting all gay activists to be gay.
Dafuq!! When did I turn to Jemima?
Kizito! Kizito!! Kizito!!! How many times did I call your name. Okay. Continoo.
Yimu
Preference is when I say I’m not turned on by skinny men (which is actually the case, and is neither my fault nor theirs).
Prejudice is when I think all skinny men are narcissistic and dumb. On what premises am I drawing that conclusion?
@Absalom, true that!
But I also avoid men who tell lies and men who kiss and tell plus men who like to sponge off me! These are choices premised upon behaviors i do not like (keyword being I) and they can control.
It comes down to my choice and preferences honey
Three times, bae. Three times.
*looking from Kizito to Jemi–sorry, James*
@Dennis,you know I love you, but youre not fresh off the run way… You’re far from that. Someone who has slept with 7 people isn’t very different from someone who have slept with 15. I use to have tha ideology before, until I stopped for a second to ask myself a question, “just because not many have seen your nakedness, doesn’t mean you’re fresh”. So I stopped judging people. But I occasionally do sha..**looks at Pinky with side eye** >> your own case eh…**lips sealed**
Lol @Obatala!
Max I am a tear rubber vehicle that just rolled outta the factory! You know this na!
Having a sexual appetite in whatever degree is not a crime and I find it interesting that you equate it with lying, gossiping and fraud.
Is there anyone you know who sets out to date a liar, gossip or sponger?
Okay Absie lets take a breather! I am not equating it with fraud or lying. I merely gave an example where a choice can be premised upon facts. Now whether it is obnoxious or not is open to different PERSONAL interpretations.
Handle I owe you a drink!
“My notorious reputation”?
Care to shed more light please?
Let me pretend i know that song
If you want to be a christian, be a christian and if you want to be a hoe be a hoe
iDied
Tear rubber?? **stiffled giggle*
And you know everything that happens in Pitakwa.
You can’t be christian and a hoe @ the same time. You cant be a “hoely” Christian..
How do I put this, Amanpour knows the news but she is not in the news!
Kapishe?
Absie, I agree with you. To think that the proponents of this are the self acclaimed rebels against societal dictates and demands makes one wonder if they know that it’s society that influenced them to consider one who has slept with “many” guys a whore and un-datable
Lol looking forward to judgement morning are we? It will be like having front row on Jerry Springer lol
Dennis, isn’t your defence similar to Dolce and Gabbana’s when they made that comment about gay people being unideal parents and some children being chemical contraptions?
I am way too guilty of this but can’t help it
Yes absie I agree that it is similar and that day i did say it; its an obnoxious opinion which they were entitled to. My quarrel dat day was with calling the children synthetic and saying gays cannot be good parents.
I will never win with you on this matter and i did acknowledge that i will get some flak for this. I wasnt slut shaming (or maybe i was) i was merely stating my preferences.
On a lighter note, you dont like slim guys? So no hope for me with you abi? There goes all the twisted fantasies I had about you
Lol
You’re now owe a lot people drinks, at this rate you’ll have to buy a brewery.
biko, I mean the “… you don’t get to pick the one that suits you and d one that doesn’t…” part o. It ends up making one very judgemental and fights-prone cos what part I av picked may not be the part someone else has.
HOELY christian??? Max is a wreck LWKMD
Owe him one too.
Lol! Good choice!
Lol.
Hahahahahahahaa. I swear @Dennis.
LMAO. Just like Teflondon should consider buying out a restaurant for all the lunches he now owes
Ain’t no one’s fault, Dennis, ain’t no one’s fault. (Hehe)
As for the sound track for my life.. I think ill just go with the sound track of “pretty woman” very old Classic movie.
Something like “pretty woman.. Walking on the street. Pretty woman… Blah blah”
Mean while I see our life as a journey.. And I am walking on the streets of life as a guy in every respect but deep down I know what I am..
**chuckles**
Oh you have a Kito story, can’t say I’m surprised..
It should be a fun read… **evil grin*
Hahahahaa. Max, try not to be so enthusiastic.
@Pinky why Na? Not showing up anytime soon? Or not interesting?
jevinik garki 2…. hmmmm okay ohh
I see nobody commented on this
That’s a real first comment.
LOL!!!
Biko, bongo is a first time commenter, and he wants to say that the guy praying understands God. Sex is a natural thing. I can finish praying this minute and masturbate the next. That doesn’t mean I am a sinner. I have given to God, and Ceaser demands his share. (It’s a ritual).
As for my life movie soundtrack, Some Gozie Okeke won’t be bad though *Tongues out*
Dennis permit me to ask… Are you fresh off the runway yourself?
In gaybourhood, u don’t always get wht u give.. Dennis wants a relatively unknown person.,. Hmmmmmm and who u wan give those ones u don spoil finish. Abeg me will consider tht biz proposition, but will bail after xx xx cus my apartment na my sanctuary…
Rant, rants and more rants…
Dennis, can I date you for one year and not be identified by at least 10 gay guys if they see me?
Ugly straight guys & ‘I cover my nyash with the Blood Of Jesus’. Tsk.
Kissing and telling are they, no?
Guys can exaggerate and make up stories about someone who’s denied them access to assets and… *blinks*
I do say silent prayers before and after sex na, lol, just like saying prayers before and after meal.
@keistopher B, you have my blessings, good question! after they done ruining and deceiving all the lil boys they be looking for fresh off the runway. Though I may not be the saint but if I were the dude do I care?” am the sticks and stones don’t break me type, so don’t give a fuck” sex is a two way thing, even if you are bottom, at the same time the guy was f**king you, you were as well f**king him. Most of the top guys see the bottoms as sluts as if they are saints. This doesn’t apply to me before someone here says am exonerating myself and as for the guy blasting in tongues after moaning split seconds back, he should be thankful for Christ else he would probably have been smitten, shebi he didn’t well know he was gonna have sex b4 going there #yimz. Anyway nice write up, as for your friend him dey mad, mtchweeee! that’s how a young recently married guy in my office keeps buying me lunch and bringing to my table, we not even friends and in same department at work and those my heels wearing nosey colleagues already saying stuff, me I care less, God help him the day he spits out nonsense! shebi make I refuse a good meal from jevinik?nah!
How do you gauge “slutting”?
How many partners should a guy have been with in, say, a month to hit the Slut mark? Who gets to define this?
And why is sex stigmatised? Why is it a shameful thing?
There is no excuse for slut-shaming and no one gets to play police on other people’s sex life. Sex is a perfectly normal human need. If a person is uncomfortable with it, they may join the seminary so they can wake up daily surrounded by young men with repressed desires. People should not have unsavoury conclusions drawn on their persons because of their sexual appetite.
Soundtrack to my life?
All of Ed Sheeran and Taylor Swift music but presently one last time by Ariana.
Dennis is allowed to like his boys shiny and new. Not sure why he is letting it is become a deal breaker tho. Sometimes the rules we set up in our lives prevent us from truly enjoying what life has to offer. Also pretty sure you didn’t like that guy very much cause I doubt his body count would have mattered so you didn’t lose anything.
I also firmly agree with him on the relationship part. There’s only so much sex can do. I know that emptiness that comes after you’ve got your rocks off. Some people however know how to not feel it or don’t even feel it at all.
your story brings to mind a certain sister in a certain church where speaking in tongues and curling the hair are top priorities. she was assigned to follow up a close friend and as is usual with most follow ups, ended up in bed. well, the funny part wasn’t that this sister knew a whole lot of back spraining positions apart from the missionary, no. right after d unholy rump, the first words that escaped her dick sucking mouth were…”ehen brother dayo, are you born again?”. hmmm.
my point is this simply. if u claim to be a christian, then follow what your Christianity teaches in its entirety. your bible obviously hates fornication and gay men and a host of other things you claim you have found peace with god about.
which peace?
hian.
you don’t get to pick the one that suits you and d one that doesn’t.
look at this young man speaking in tongues against destiny destroyers. no words for that one. foolishness on level 10.
Funny…but some end up jumping around because you people came into their lives and walked out!! It’s a mutual affair, and rarely differs…lol
I am proud of how far I have gone. I can hold ma head up when I see anybody… And if anybody says anything, I will have good reasons to back it all up… About that soundtrack issue…I love rnb. My soundtrack would be…Freedom by Nicki Minaj!! Lolz.
Christianity is against fornication of any sort and frowns even more on gay sex. So its perfectly normal to feel bewildered when a supposed Christian hops on a D this minute and start speaking in tongues the next. I don’t associate with such people. If you want to be a Christian, be a christian, if you want to be a hoe, be a hoe. Don’t be a ‘selective’ christian, don’t be a hypocrite.
As for being fresh off the runway, I use to condescend a lot on people considered to be everyone’s man up until recently. When I asked myself the question-“are you fresh off the runway “?. After I couldn’t answer that question, I stopped. Its easy to pass off judgment on people when they’re having more sex than you do.
Everyone is someone’s ex.. So fresh off the run way is a myth.
That said, I won’t be giving any friend of mine the key to my house in future to whore around.. Especially when that friend is an MGM(yes)…
Making this a personal preference ish is just totally wrong and inexcusable. There is always that chance that you have had just as many if not more sexual partners than the guy you just met or seeing. Does it make sense to bother yourself when you know that you might have smashed more people than they have? No. Does that mean it won’t bother you knowing that they don’t know their body count? If you care about the guy at all then it will bother you. They call it jealousy. We have all done things in the past that we are either not proud of or regret entirely, looking for someone with a complete clean slate in this small hood is a no brainer; we all have baggage. We all know society expects men to be slutty and women to be virginal, and we’ve been brainwashed by that idea and translating that to being top or bottom too. It’s hard to escape from that paradigm.
I get DM’s point, who wants to date a guy that has been with the whole Super Eagles Squad? Nobody, on a serious note, if he slept with anyone on the Super Eagles, you should let him go. The Super Eagles? Really? Anyway, I digress. Sometimes it not because of their sexcapades only but because it hit so close to home. Everyone wants to show off something shiny.
If my life was a movie, one song in the soundtrack would be Jhené Aiko- Spotless Mind.
LMAOOO…But DM what makes you think you’d be considered by someone ‘fresh off the runway’, given your notorious reputation??? Sex means different things for people. For some, it really is just an exchange of bodily fluids. While for others, there has to be an emotional connection.
PP definitely taking panadol on this matter, meanhwile in the asexual post y’all were playing the ‘Grow up’ card. No one should be slut shamed/ ridiculed for their preferences, but alas the world we live in.
Even though i kinda understand where DM is coming from. You might not like to admit it, but there’s the issue of insecurity. Knowing they have been around a lot, and if you are going to be enough and not just a body count. Exclusivity is also sexy. Just the curiosity of the gaybourhood alone. But you cant eat your cake and have it.
After being outed to some members of my fam, the next worst thing is having the rest of Lagos gay society know who I am. That shit is SCARY. I start to hyperventilate thinking about it. Less is more abeg.
A lot of times, I really cannot fathom linking all that pre-marital sex with ‘skaboshing’. Initially it used to be about ‘my homosexuality and my religion’ but I realised deep within, I turn down my nose subsconsciously at heterosexual couples who do that shit. Its worse these days sef. Young church workers will be encouraging you to not be celibate. Hian!!! Oh that judgement morning…. *singing*
Yaaaay. I can now comment.
Nice rant DM… and pls u need to hook me up with ur jazz man.
So many issues with this rant but if I talk now you’ll say it’s your personal preference abi na opinion. Besides I still have a bottle of chilled Guinness with my name on it waiting for me in PH, I’ll keep quiet so as not to lose that.
Sex is natural.
Soundtrack of my life? I believe Rihanna’s Complicated, Cry and What Now adequately summarize my life alongside the Crazy In Love theme from 50 shades of Grey!
As for Christianity, I still am a christian and it always poses a major problem for my sexuality. I’ll be writing about how my journey so far pretty soon.
And DM, you were wrong for shaming and cutting off that guy. Everyone can’t be fresh off the runway. There is no actual standard for measuring ‘slutiness’ as different people have different ways of viewing things.
All the same, good piece today.
**badges into kito dairies**
All these rants and my kito story isn’t posted yet?
PP we don’t have to get to the levels of weave removing, pants and bra tearing?? Before my story is told.. Would we??
**evil look and sneering at PP**
that said..
A lot of issues to discuss here but I’ll keep it short and simple.
1. If my Str8 frnd offered me that business proposal, I’ll jump at it without any hesitation. (I have this thing for str8 guys). It’s a situation I am too familiar with.. Its a tatics I have used to get my share of the “national cake” from a lot of my str8 Frnd’s. (Judge me not) funny even after we stopped doing it and go about our normal business it hasn’t afftectes our frndship in anyway.
2. I have noticed a certian trend about the writer of this article.. He seems to flirt a lot with a lot of people on here.. Yesterday I was reading through the past kito stories that has being posted here and I can’t but notice how our dear writer has either fucked or knows almost all tbs in the eastern part of this Nigeria.. (Fresh off the run way in deed) That said I’ll totally ignore “YOUR OPinion” on recycled men.
3. As an MGM I have promised myself not act on my feelings. (Something I am already practicing as I am in my mid 20’s) so I don’t think I’ll be bothered about looking for gay love when I get older or not.
4. As for the young man that was speaking in tongue Lmao! **rolls eye from Las Vegas to the very pit of hell**
Really?? I kind of don’t want to believe this story.. Is it possible? To be speaking in tongues so loudly in a strangers house that you had sex all night? **awkward** I can’t comprehend it but if it’s true.. The boy needs deliverance. Speaking in tongues are for those that have the Holy Spirit… (you can’t be living in sin) and claim to have the holy spirit.. It’s written in the bible, this goes beyond personal relationship with God. You can have perosonal relationship with God and not be able to speak in tongues.. There is no crime in that (a lot of doctrines don’t even beleive in it) but to speak in tongues you HAVE to have the Holy Spirit. Having sex regularly is living in sin so I can proudly say that the boy doesn’t have the Holy Spirit. Maybe he was just speaking in another language about how he enjoyed the sex and yall translated it to speaking in tongues Lol the whole scenerio is just stupid and funny.. He said something about “Those fighting his destiny?” Lmfao! Nigga needs some serious spiritual whopping.. All these cele broom flogging kinda deliverance.
This is sort of like those dudes who want to marry a girl only if she’s a virgin (while ‘disvirgining’ other girls…who will now marry those I wonder). Anyways, I feel so ashamed of dating or even been seen on the road with a chubby/fat guy……it almost disgusts me. Why can’t they just be slim….its all their fault
Its just my OPINION/PREFERENCE tho so I’m in the clear *walking off under my opinion umbrella*
i came to win by rihanna ft nicky bae.
When I saw 107 comments, I knew that this was going to be good….
Now, for the guy that was praying after sex, I really don’t see anything wrong with it. The only issue I have with it, is that he prayed loudly. Now, those Christians that are here, do they pray after wanking? I sometimes wank after my devotion or even before. So, what is the issue here. I wonder why you should be a judge in this case.
If you think it is wrong for him to pray after having gay sex, that means being gay is a sin and you all are sinners.
Or, are you trying to tell us that for one to be gay, the person must be an atheist. I am really confused. What is the difference between you all and those homophobic peeps who say that Homosexuality is a sin against God and nature.
Anyway, there is something wrong with the post….
What is wrong with having sex? It just doesn’t make sense. Your friends are immature if I must say. You said the guy was intelligent and you really liked him, so, what changed? Even if he is a slut, that did not stop him from being who he is.
I personally believe that gays are the most hypocritical set of people in Nigeria. You want the general public to accept you for who you are, yet, you refuse to accept someone because of some issues…what do you want me to call you now.
Anyway, if my life was a movie, the soundtrack would be ‘Boulevard of Broken Dreams’ by GreenDay.
The hypocrisy! The outrageous in-your-face hypocrisy! Wait, so you DM: The “I do not like kiss and tell” allowed your friends kissing and telling to ruin what may have been an awesome relationship between you both. The Nigerian gay community and its one-track minded way of thinking.
Who sets the rules? Does your supposed desire for fresh-of-the-runway as a top make you superior over a bottom? Who wrote the rule book that made bottoms responsible to tops? While tops are free the hop around and keep trophies, bottoms should have as little as possible simply because they are bottoms?
And you guys are fighting for gay rights…
so funny how i am actually sipping tea reading these comments….*resumes sipping*
‘Excuse the hell lut of me’ lmao…. that line had me in stitches. .. Ben is such a mess! Ain’t nobody got time for such twisted screwed up fellas … i shall never be able to understand why every straight man especially ugly, obnoxious, totally unattractive ones would get the notion in their heads that gay guys want to fuck them ***pukes***
Judge NUT!!!! Are you a virgin? Abeg the boy is entitled to his body count. I know the craving for fresh meat and all, its just like straight men in the past expected their women to be virgins on their wedding night – crap if you ask me! Whatever that guy did in the past shouldnt matter too much to you, its what he does after the both of you become an item that should truly concern you. That said; I’ve never had an orgy, probably never will, the thought of it makes me slightly sick but then a deep adventurous part of me sometimes wonders what it’d be like to be in the midst of a raunchy sweaty throng ***pukes***
The void is real! And all the sex in Phuket and Mombasa and Benue and Vegas and LA put together cant even begin to scratch at the surface. After a few years gallivanting around the gaybourhood and after a few dozen or a few hundred dicks and asses later, you come to the realization that they aren’t all that much different and that there’s more to life than planning and setting the next shag. You crave a deeper and meaningful bond with a special person.
Great awesome piece DM ***muah***
Oshey! Gay rights activists (except when you find out a bottom has a healthy sex life)
Cold or hot tea? #askingformypeaceofmind#
I thought it’s only me that so much value relationships. Hookups make you over-desiring and I think, that wears out in little time.
The problem is that these men that start seeking committed relationships find it hard to get because of their inits.
Dis story is very funny…i need to av a word dis guy who writes dis pls …asap
I had such encounter wif a senior in my sec school i will like to share plsss..my life is full of storys…lonely heart in strive for love get …heart breaks and rest