The Gift John Stamos Gave Us For Christmas

The Gift John Stamos Gave Us For Christmas

Christmas has come a few weeks early in the form of Stamos’ latest photoshoot for Paper magazine.

Asked what the “craziest” thing he’s done all year is, Stamos answered “Pose bottomless for PAPER.” The former Full House star is giving us full moon, and only two words come to mind — “See nyash!!!”980x

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27 Comments

  1. Dennis Macaulay
    December 08, 06:44 Reply

    This ladies and gentlemen is a perfect butt!

    Not carrying big nyash and big tummy like freshly plucked turkey!

    *kneels behind him to say the grace*

  2. Mandy
    December 08, 06:49 Reply

    For a man in his early 50s, his butt sure looks good.

  3. Max
    December 08, 07:01 Reply

    Early 50’s @ Mandy ??. I thought he was in his 40’s. Nice ass…for a 50-something yr old man.. Much better than some people’s nyash I’ve seen here

    • Pink Panther
      December 08, 07:02 Reply

      Hehehee. Max, you wanna name names? *getting a pot of tea going*

      • Max
        December 08, 08:55 Reply

        Not today Satan… ??

  4. ken
    December 08, 07:43 Reply

    Agbaya oshi. Wot is d meaning of this??? At this age opening nyash for whom to see. Later dem go claim say dem no be gay. Smh

  5. Khaleesi
    December 08, 07:52 Reply

    … Another random white ass … ***grabs bags and heads out***

  6. ikhines
    December 08, 07:52 Reply

    This yansh too much jare. Where are the flat sexy yanshes abeg!

  7. Mitch
    December 08, 08:01 Reply

    Okay, he’s got great cakes! Just hope my big ass cakes look that decent when I’m his age

    • Dennis Macaulay
      December 08, 08:21 Reply

      PP you are not seeing all these subtle adverts?

      Will you keep kwayet?

      • Mitch
        December 08, 08:39 Reply

        Oh don’t worry Dennis. PP is fully aware of the advert. If you’re interested, you know what to do. Otherwise, sashay away! *puts on saintly gown and prepares for class*

  8. Nightwing
    December 08, 08:10 Reply

    Love the black and white filter, less concerned about his ass. ?

  9. kacee
    December 08, 08:21 Reply

    omg small, soft and round just the way i like it.

    • ambivalentone
      December 08, 09:28 Reply

      You can tell its soft just by looking? I carry nyash for u

    • Max
      December 08, 10:32 Reply

      Just the way you like it?? Hmmm. Sometimes I wonder if you’re straight

  10. Stein
    December 08, 10:39 Reply

    Kacee, how sure are you it’s soft?

  11. Delle
    December 08, 10:50 Reply

    For some reason that picture made me laugh. This guy strikes me as one overly religious, serious-minded, rigid human and then I’m seeing his globes? Well. I’m an ass person (strange ryt?) and he’s got something…
    Work it on me baby!

  12. Dickson Clement
    December 08, 12:25 Reply

    I am just recovering from the news that CR7 has a hot guy Badr Hari, now this??? Some pple just have good genes!!

  13. JustJames
    December 08, 12:50 Reply

    An up close and personal inspection is needed before judgement is passes… Cake tasting party, anyone?

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