Funny Pic: The Thirst Is Not So Real

Funny Pic: The Thirst Is Not So Real

zzAy! LOL. What else can I say? Shoutout to all those dudes with generous endowments, those dudes who can ride them dicks and those who can’t.

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  1. trystham
    August 23, 06:36 Reply

    Looool. What is he afraid of? He is just a shower na.

      • trystham
        August 23, 08:20 Reply

        A shower starts at 6 inches when flaccid and ends at 6.2 inches when fully erect
        Now a GROWER…starts at a teensy length of 3″ when limp but can go on to be 8″+ when fully erect
        The values are arbitrary. Fix in whatever values that catch ur fancy

  2. chestnut
    August 23, 07:30 Reply

    Hilarious! That thing doesn’t look like a dick; it looks like an arm! Lol. I don’t blame d dude for chickening out.having that thing inside a person would feel like having an adult midget taking a stroll in there.

  3. Ruby
    August 23, 08:21 Reply

    @Chestnut we have 2 types of Penises: Growers & Showers.
    Growers appear Small when Flaccid but can grow to Enormous Lengths n Girths when Erect;
    While
    Showers appear Large when Flaccid but Remain the same size or Increase by an inch or two when Erect.
    About 95% of Men in the world are Growers.

    • Rapu'm
      August 23, 10:05 Reply

      I’m definitely a grower. Lol.

    • chestnut
      August 23, 10:26 Reply

      Wow! Tanx trystham and Ruby,for d education. Now I definitely know where I belong.lol

      • Absalom
        August 23, 15:17 Reply

        And where is it you belong, ChestNUT? 🙂

  4. Dimkpa
    August 23, 09:44 Reply

    Showers and Growers. I have learnt something new today.
    Looking at that picture the anaconda/surfboard seems to be growing out of his navel. It starts higher than his waist.
    Then again I guess it has to start from there to avoid hitting the ground.

  5. king
    August 23, 09:55 Reply

    I just remembered what one bloke did to me when he saw mine!!! Begged not to take it but after he sucked and sucked it some…he begged for me to enter and boi did he loooove it…oh yes hour screamed throughout the session but the next day he called for some more…hmmm SMH at hungry and thirsty guys ooo..packing back my schlong so it doesn’t make pipo gasp…

    • pinkpanthertb
      August 23, 11:10 Reply

      Lol. King darling, is that your schlong in the neighborhood of that picture right there?

  6. Ruby
    August 23, 11:09 Reply

    @Chestie… ƔU̶̲̥̅̊ Α̲̅я̩̥̊ƺ welcome

  7. Lothario
    August 23, 11:45 Reply

    Cheers to us! And cheers to the boys who sit on it like it’s nothing…. When we can manage to find them.

    Like the bottom in the picture, you chat with people and they tell you “I don’t care, no matter the size, I can handle it”, then when the stage is set, you hear “Ahn! Nooooooo!”….and since my father didn’t raise a rapist, I’ll do the honourable thing and we both jerk off. Still…..it’s all fun and games until the schlong appears….hehehehe!

    • king
      August 23, 14:50 Reply

      Abi ooo me kwa am wondering oo

  8. Stickysly
    August 23, 17:39 Reply

    The showers and the growers….
    1. I am a grower
    2. I went to a boarding school in Lagos and somehow, the only bathroom was an open one. Noone gets to hide anything there.

    One morning while taking a bath with 2 other dudes, I somehow uncharactristically lost control of my self and was “reacting’ to what was on display before my eyes.
    These guys looked at me and one exclaimed “Chimo!” They concluded that I was a shower.
    If only they knew…

  9. Obatala
    August 24, 07:23 Reply

    Everyone is claiming to be a grower all of a sudden. But that’s not my business.
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    Damn this some good weed.

    • KingBey
      August 24, 10:29 Reply

      I taya ooo bros….me sha..I be grower and shower @ same time

  10. king
    August 24, 08:14 Reply

    Yes oooo only d Tops…hmmm dat weed must be good!

  11. kendigin
    August 24, 13:39 Reply

    Theres nothing sexier than a btm wit huge tool…….jst saying

  12. king
    August 24, 13:51 Reply

    Yeah that’s why I sometimes like to bottom d so called tops….especially those with strong tins…. licking my ice cream and batting my eye like i didn’t say nathing!

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