You can like to stoop low at times.

I know. I just wanted to please him. You know I like him.

Mtchew! It’s going to happen again…With someone else.

No. Damn. Just let me think; it’s like I’m falling in love with him.

Oh sure, you are.

This was me soliloquizing. On the bike ride home, Vince was the only thing on my mind. I kept telling myself I fell cheaply to his wantonness.

Well it’s happened. Move on, you both might still be friends.

He pinged me the next day, and the day after that. He pinged me.

Vince: Hey, cutie

Me: Hi, Vince. How are you?

Vince: I’m ok. I haven’t been able to get you out of my head since that day.

Me: Me too.

Vince: Really? Wow.

Me: Yea

Progress, somborri? I mean I liked the guy. He might seem like a jerk who’s got trust issues, but I liked him.

And then he went on to ask, “What do you want from me?”

See me o! I was taken aback.

Then I replied, “I don’t get you.”

He asked again, “What do you want? Why are you with me? Tell me what you want.”

And I went on to tell him my dreams, fantasies, blah and blah-blah-blah.

“Do you want us to date?” he asked.

“We can be friends,” I answered, “friends with benefits.” I wasn’t ready to put my heart on the line biko.

“Are you sure that’s what you want?” he asked again.

“What else do you want me to want?”

“Ok” was his answer.

Days later, I knew something was building up. Vince was the only thought on my mind. Warris all this? Wha’ type of this now, ehn?

And then, speaking of the devil, he pinged me.

Vince: How are you?

Me: I’m fine. You?

Vince: I’m ok. Just miss you.

Me: All right.

Vince: What do you want in life?

Hian! Ok o. So I embarked on telling him some more of my dreams, fantasies. Blah-blah and blah.

Big head! I said to myself. Just tell me you want me. Or you no get liver?

Well, he finally ate one. And he said those three words to me. The rest became history.

Vince became Boo.

But you know that doubting spirit? Yes, that particular one. Not the Disciple Thomas kind sha. The other one. Fuck it! You know what I am talking about na. The spirit was trying to hold me back. But I anointed myself and got into the Love Boat with Boo.

Vince in the night. Vince in the wee hours.

But at the back of my mind, I knew something was coming.

Behold, a bombshell would drop,

Your heart would bleed,

Your love will hurt,

The weather will change,

Storm? Storm.

Pain? Pain.

The day will come,

Alas, do not be afraid for –

Yes, that was a prophecy from my chi.

Aish! Just shut it, Kizito!

Written by Kizito

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  1. Mandy
    December 18, 05:01 Reply

    So Vince is now Boo, eh? Hallelujah. And tell your chi that when sex has put two gay men together, its prophecy must not put assunder.

  2. Maximus
    December 18, 06:38 Reply

    Wow that escalated quickly. ???

  3. Uziel
    December 18, 06:56 Reply

    Keep having those thoughts that something will happen …and it will.

  4. Jeova Sanctus Unus
    December 18, 07:25 Reply

    And here I am waiting for you to cum for me.

    Remember how he deleted you? Next time it happens, it won’t be easy to call him cos you wouldn’t be at his doorstep. You’d be lost.

    But I’ll always be here. Waiting for you.

    You can cum whenever you’re ready.

    • Mandy
      December 18, 08:11 Reply

      LOL. JSU, stop letting the devil use you like this na.

  5. Delle
    December 18, 07:48 Reply

    Hmm…this story transcended quickly o. It was more like I was in this rocky boat, moving through the waves and tides without being the controller.
    All I can say shaa is…hmmm

      • Delle
        December 18, 09:25 Reply

        Lol PP. I’m so not doing this today
        *turns away quickly*

  6. kacee
    December 18, 09:49 Reply

    “What else do you want me to want?” LMAO this got me.

  7. Chizzie
    December 18, 10:01 Reply

    Lol another capsule dose of your gay life. Which is fun and endearing as usual. But all these men that will be pinging you, can’t they call you? Haba. I’m not a fan of this Vince. He reminds me of someone I recently severed all contact with.

    My advice. Pls never let them know how much u like them, treat them like trash and they will always come back begging

    • Oturugbeke!
      December 18, 11:10 Reply

      I love the last paragraph in your sentence 157% fact. I even had a bestie that had a code back then. If you fall quickly and he fucks you once… He can NEVERR date you no matter the attraction, because he feels your cake is a national property… Get my drift? All the same playing hard to get especially when you are at the top of your game is the way to go. No time for cheap stakes jorr.

    • Femdom
      December 18, 11:28 Reply

      Chizzie, u are the best. Huge fan

  8. Oturugbeke!
    December 18, 11:15 Reply

    Kizito, nice entry# That Vince sure looks like he’s hitting the right angles with you under sheets which is scattering your dada. Keeping my fingers crossed till next week sha.

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