Man Crush Monday: Nathan Owens
In case I wasn’t already anticipating Devious Maids Season 3, a silent KDian, Flakes, just gave me reason to.
The reason is a new addition to the show named Nathan Owens.
When Flakes told me about his new crush, I googled him and said, “He’s hot.” Flakes countered with, “He’s the heat.” I had to agree with him. I mean, check him out below, he can prune my gardens anytime, any day.
But before I get ahead of myself, he’s sadly not my man crush. He belongs to Flakes. And his thirst was slobbering all over my BBM as he gushed over Owens: ‘He smiles like an angel, like he’s from the future. He’s carved like a Greek god. And anytime he’s videoed from behind, all I see is him bending over for lunch with my mouth on his cakes. He’s just beautiful.’
Lol. Thirst can make a brother wax lyrical sha.
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Bests Of Online Hookups VIII
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ken
August 03, 07:06Oh lawd! This just ruins this week’s resolution
*rushes for lube while reciting hail mary*
kacee
August 03, 07:57Hehehehehe, oga ken this morning
Griffin
August 03, 07:32My Jesse St James, he’s my crush too.
Façade
August 03, 07:37Heat? Oh gawd, he’s a fucking inferno!!!! Somebody pls hand me that man-sandwich
kacee
August 03, 08:06Omg, he is so cute but i’m still sticking too Matt Cedeno (l love latinos)
Deola
August 03, 08:21My name is Deola and i approve this post
Pink Panther
August 03, 08:22LOL. I’m guessing you have seen him in action on the series?
Deola
August 03, 08:42Oh I have seen him in action alright. I have probably read all his tweets and liked all his pictures on instagram but who is keeping track??? 🙂
Pink Panther
August 03, 08:44Oh you take your research duties very seriously. Hahahahahaa
KryxxX
August 03, 08:38**Fanning flushed face nd squealing like a banshee** Somebody save me!!!!! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd! Oh my Gawd!
KryxxX
August 03, 09:09**Exhales deeply** Phew! Now am calm!
Latino Brother is so foine! He can have me anywhere, anyway nd everywhere! Damn!
**snaps fingers** He can prune my legs, my thighs, my ass, my pubes, my head, my eyebrows nd even my lashes! We can even extend to my non-existent facial hairs!
Smh! Yeah, I know am a hoe……….but am a hoe for you bae! #BlackAndLatinoRocks
Pink Panther
August 03, 09:20Hahahahahahahahaa!!! This Kryxxx is certifiable, aswear.
Sian
August 03, 09:27Certifiable aburo nke obele
Sian
August 03, 09:24Chai,ndo
@kacee,what’s MM got to do with anything here?.
kacee
August 03, 09:09Hehehehehe MM where are u o?
Masked Man
August 03, 11:51Someone called my name.
For this guy, I’ll read the dictionary from front cover to back cover.
For this guy, I’ll carry placards to Aso Rock.
Oh well, sexy can’t get any more perfect.
I just can’t say much. I just Kent.
Lemme goan a talk him on IG.
Pink Panther
August 03, 12:06MM! Duhling, wiaravyou been!
Masked Man
August 03, 12:14My dear, just returning from a lovers’ weekend getaway.
Pink Panther
August 03, 12:19A weekend getaway, huh? Did u perchance meet Uti and Alex there? 😀
Masked Man
August 03, 12:22Getting sandwiched between those two is a weekend to look forward to.
But this wasn’t any less.
kacee
August 03, 12:57Wow, i’ve missed u MM, PP left me hanging yesterday after asking me if i stay in lagos, mtchewww
Masked Man
August 03, 13:16Sorry dear.
How have you been?
Pink Panther
August 03, 13:30Chai. Kacee, mbok no vex. In fact let’s you, me, MM n Max organize an orgy — sorry, hangout
Masked Man
August 03, 13:40PeePee, well done oh.
Lol.
That would be nice.
JOJOARMANI
August 03, 10:26Ohhh!… His gaht it gurl!…
Flakes
August 03, 10:29Thank you Thank you, lady and gentlemen…. NOTICE : please y’all should stay off my man to avaoid acid and hot water baptism. N/B: drooling without touching is allowed.
KryxxX
August 03, 11:15**Claps hand in Amebo style**
Hian! Your man? Na obodo ebe? In which village? Inukwa akuko ifo!
That hot piece of man candy is public property till u put a ring on him or better still d chains of hedes! Not like it matters anyways cos when am done throwing my LEGENDARY CURVES @ him, he wouldnt even bat an eyelid @ u again!
Ndi man!
**singing**
My milkshake brings all d boys to d yard…. Yeah right! Its better than yours! Awwwwwwwwwwwww!
Pink Panther
August 03, 12:01Hahahahahahahaa Kryxxx! Tufia!
kacee
August 03, 13:03Eh eh tell me sumtin kryxxx, ” LEGENDARY CURVES” hmmmmm, wait o what is milkshake? I hope it’s not…. No it can’t be.
Max
August 03, 11:17Good God almighty.. This is the best man crsuh I’ve seen in a while.
Perfect spec
Perfect skin tone
Perfect smile
Perfect body
Demmit.
Pink Panther
August 03, 12:01*staring at Max one kain one kain*
kacee
August 03, 12:54LWKMD Max o
Ruby
August 03, 11:36Aye Caramba!
I’m taken buh *Bae forgive moi for this*
This Child Foooooooiiiiiiinnnnnnneeee.
sinnex
August 03, 11:39O di egwu ooo
ambivalentone
August 03, 11:59It was on the tip of my lips to hate…but he is fine!!! Lord, when will u answer me too?
Tiercel de Claron
August 03, 13:16When lizards grow beards,perhaps?
Perez
August 03, 13:39Ouch!
Lool….
ambivalentone
August 03, 14:00It seems my prayers will be answered sooner than I imagined then. Google ‘pogona’ bitch
Tiercel de Claron
August 03, 14:14Bitch?.Isn’t that your title,Trys?.
Btw,I was furthering your prayer along
ambivalentone
August 03, 16:31Tiercella de Clarissa, maybe mine’s bitch, but yours is ‘I-poke-my-nose-where-its-not-wanted Bitch. Thank you for the ‘furtherance’ but I bet my prayers will do just fine on their own.
Perez
August 03, 13:41Hes fine…
Khaleesi
August 03, 16:16Holy sweet mother of God! He’s unbelievably gorgeous!!! I dont care that he isnt black! These are the kinds of men i pray would catch me in a dark alley on a lonely dark night, I’ll stuff my own hanky into my own mouth and handcuff my own hands to the wall — take me, take me baby – to cloud 9; I’ll shoot dead any cop that comes by to nose around and pour oil in my juice!!!
Masked Man
August 03, 16:27Lol
Mother Dragon.
I bow.
Pink Panther
August 03, 17:00Hahahahahahahaa! Khaleesi ooo
Kester
August 03, 21:13PP you are wicked o. And I was busy fantasizing over David McIntosh this last month, while you conspired to hide this cutie. Please David doesn’t hold a candle to this guy. I am so Facebooking, instagraming, whatsupping, tangoing, world wide webbing this dude, thanks kitodiaries you just created a stalker.
Brian Collins
August 03, 21:31See all these beeshes, yes including you Flakes. Y’all should just take a trip to the Dark side of the moon.
This right here is who i roll with.
Flakes
August 03, 23:09Huh? Roll with keh? After I’ve dug him up, dusted and cleansed him,all for my keeps. Biko go sidon for back fes….I don’t share, yes! I’m that stingy, don’t bite me, I already have my baby biter, or rather pruner *winks*. *busy oggling and kissing my Nathan everywhere necessary and pleasurable! Beeshes can die!
kelly
August 03, 23:34Hmmmmmm, he could it, all of it
OfficialKamsy
August 04, 18:20Eeelhhhmm!
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Awwwwwwwwh
Can’t even types well again…am lost under Nathan Owens arms
He’s amaziiiiiiîiing