MASTURBATION
It’s always been a fascination
I’ve never lacked for motivation
Always finding the inspiration
A wonderful form of relaxation
Much more fun than meditation
Starting with some stimulation
You get that feeling of elation
As it begins its elongation
Followed by the levitation
Then waiting in anticipation
Of enjoying that final sensation
As I race toward my destination
My breaths rush in serious vexation
Body doused with perspiration
My whole being quaking with the ejaculation
And with that last suspiration
Comes the reaching of pacification.
Written by Pink Panther
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47 Comments
kendigin
April 18, 06:32Hahaha
Masturbation for many is almost an obsession. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with. Infact I read somewhere, that men who masturbate often are less likely to develop prostrate cancer. (dont quote me sha o)
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 06:40No we won’t. Lol. The argument on masturbation has been raging way back.
Max
April 18, 06:35Awwww, so nice.. PP finally composed a poem for his dearly beloveth.
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 06:39Oh Shurrup! lol
McGray
April 18, 06:47*whispers to Max* Dn’t shurrup, expose fowl nyash *side eye Pinky* Buhahahahahahahahhahaha
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 06:54Amebo, thy name is McGray.
McGray
April 18, 07:00Shooo? Infact i no mind as far as na ur thing dem dey share…share as in tok. Lmfao
JustJames
April 18, 06:44*sigh*
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 06:54Hello, James… *giving a cheery wave*
Max
April 18, 07:04Ya’ll share the same beloved, no?
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 07:05Yimu!
McGray
April 18, 06:45Pinky okwa ya? Okay nau. But if one aint careful it would become an obsession……..and it aint gud when it does.
Lemuel
April 18, 06:52Masturbation: The reason why you shouldn’t be kitoed for being horny. A cream or soap can save you from a horrible indelible kito story…
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 06:56Preach, Lemuel! Preach!
McGray
April 18, 07:03Why u no go support Lemuel?
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 07:04LOL! Come, McGray, did you see me in your dream? Tell them I’m single and unavailable o. 😛
Max
April 18, 07:05Its the only way to survive for months/yrs without sex.. I support Lemuel
McGray
April 18, 07:10*hides* Pinky don catch my plan. Max i knw u must support #TeamTensionRelease. Issorait, make una kontinu
#TeamKizito
April 18, 06:56Hehehe.
Smh.
Hmmm!
KingBey
April 18, 07:00I have been masturbating since I was 12…..and I still do almost on a daily basis regardless of my other sexual encounters….I don’t see it as an obsession…..because whenever I get busy or am in an inconducive environment, I don’t even remember about it again.
McGray
April 18, 07:07And when u r in a condusive environment u wont even knw wen ur hand will travel to Southeastern part of Nigeria to pay homage to Owelle Rochas. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha. :>:>:D:D:p:p
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 07:08McGray! Diaris God ooo!
kendigin
April 18, 07:04Lord knows I dont walk out that door without a nice “release” of the early morning “tension”. Lol
Masturbation only becomes a problem when it begins to affect your sex life and relationships negatively. Apart from this, there’s not really any side effect. Your body is designed to produce more sperm faster than u can empty your balls. Lool!
Its religion (in its attempt to control every fibre of our being) that makes masturbation seem like the enemy.
Tony Odekunle-Brown
April 18, 07:05Hehehehe… Good hands, cream and Black Rayne; saving lives since 2010
Stickysly
April 18, 07:19Black rayne! Hahaha!
**but only black rayne?**
Ace
April 18, 08:32Black Ranye baby! Black Ranye! *sigh*
Stickysly
April 18, 07:17This poem is thoroughly on point!
McGray
April 18, 07:32And also erotic.
trystham
April 18, 09:55*grins widely*
Diablo
April 18, 07:49Hear, hear!
Absalom
April 18, 08:12In boarding school I used to masturbate in public: shove my hand in my pocket, codedly grab my D from there and stroke gently…while gisting with friends. Multitasking. 🙂
Teflondon
April 18, 08:17Oh Absie
Uve been naughty since way back.. That explains a lot.
Lol Hain
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 08:22WHAT!?!?! :O
Jaja
April 18, 08:24Lol! Fine poem! How can I submit my essay to be posted?
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 08:25Email to pantherptb@yahoo.com
Teflondon
April 18, 08:25This McGray guy is on a roller costa today o! Someone needs to put him on a leash.. Lol
Hmmm! Pinky for those of us trying really hard to win the battle against masturbation. This is not encouraging at all.. Lol this is some kind of athem for chronic masturbators… Hmm Pinky Deris God o!
Nicely written piece I must admit.
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 08:26My dear, wank and be fly! God no go vex.
Handsomely Inclined
April 18, 08:42I am yet to experience the thrill that wanking brings…….
Never thought of it though…..maybe soon,just maybe.
Max
April 18, 09:092am
Xhamster.com
Blue seal
Cold room
Right hand…
Thank me later…
trystham
April 18, 09:59MESS!!!
Vhar.
April 18, 08:53Hear Hear.
*Clears throat.
Panther, well done o!
Mercury
April 18, 09:27Yesso, the thing is a life saver, you know that feeling of peace and quiet that washes over you when you do it as a last attempt at calming your nerves before sleep. Uuhhhhh Chile!!!.
pinkpanthertb
April 18, 09:42Lol. Some nights, when my insomnia gets really bad and I crave sleep, I wank. And then Mother Nature will look down and be well pleased. And finally give me a call.
simba
April 18, 11:46Reasons for Simba’s masturbatiom
Insomnia
Depression
Horny
When I am shortchanged
#mastubationSavingLifeSinceBC
sinnex
April 18, 12:10Just when I decided not to Masturbate today, I see a piece encouraging me to do so. Some people are giving tips on how to do it best.
PP, biko, don’t let the Devil use you this very hot saturday afternoon.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
April 18, 12:32Hahahaha. Masturbation just got sweeter!
tobby
April 19, 14:51Lmao *dies*