Poetry
MASTURBATION
It’s always been a fascination
I’ve never lacked for motivation
Always finding the inspiration
A wonderful form of relaxation
Much more fun than meditation
Starting with some stimulation
You get that feeling of elation
As it begins its elongation
Followed by the levitation
Then waiting in anticipation
Of enjoying that final sensation
As I race toward my destination
My breaths rush in serious vexation
Body doused with perspiration
My whole being quaking with the ejaculation
And with that last suspiration
Comes the reaching of pacification.
Written by Pink Panther
Hahaha
Masturbation for many is almost an obsession. And there is absolutely nothing wrong with. Infact I read somewhere, that men who masturbate often are less likely to develop prostrate cancer. (dont quote me sha o)
Oh Shurrup! lol
No we won’t. Lol. The argument on masturbation has been raging way back.
*whispers to Max* Dn’t shurrup, expose fowl nyash *side eye Pinky* Buhahahahahahahahhahaha
Amebo, thy name is McGray.
Hello, James… *giving a cheery wave*
Preach, Lemuel! Preach!
Shooo? Infact i no mind as far as na ur thing dem dey share…share as in tok. Lmfao
Why u no go support Lemuel?
Ya’ll share the same beloved, no?
LOL! Come, McGray, did you see me in your dream? Tell them I’m single and unavailable o. 😛
Yimu!
Its the only way to survive for months/yrs without sex.. I support Lemuel
And when u r in a condusive environment u wont even knw wen ur hand will travel to Southeastern part of Nigeria to pay homage to Owelle Rochas. Buhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha. :>:>:D:D:p:p
McGray! Diaris God ooo!
*hides* Pinky don catch my plan. Max i knw u must support #TeamTensionRelease. Issorait, make una kontinu
Black rayne! Hahaha!
**but only black rayne?**
And also erotic.
Oh Absie
Uve been naughty since way back.. That explains a lot.
Lol Hain
WHAT!?!?! :O
Email to pantherptb@yahoo.com
My dear, wank and be fly! God no go vex.
Black Ranye baby! Black Ranye! *sigh*
2am
Xhamster.com
Blue seal
Cold room
Right hand…
Thank me later…
Lol. Some nights, when my insomnia gets really bad and I crave sleep, I wank. And then Mother Nature will look down and be well pleased. And finally give me a call.
*grins widely*
MESS!!!
Reasons for Simba’s masturbatiom
Insomnia
Depression
Horny
When I am shortchanged
#mastubationSavingLifeSinceBC
Awwww, so nice.. PP finally composed a poem for his dearly beloveth.
*sigh*
Pinky okwa ya? Okay nau. But if one aint careful it would become an obsession……..and it aint gud when it does.
Masturbation: The reason why you shouldn’t be kitoed for being horny. A cream or soap can save you from a horrible indelible kito story…
Hehehe.
Smh.
Hmmm!
I have been masturbating since I was 12…..and I still do almost on a daily basis regardless of my other sexual encounters….I don’t see it as an obsession…..because whenever I get busy or am in an inconducive environment, I don’t even remember about it again.
Lord knows I dont walk out that door without a nice “release” of the early morning “tension”. Lol
Masturbation only becomes a problem when it begins to affect your sex life and relationships negatively. Apart from this, there’s not really any side effect. Your body is designed to produce more sperm faster than u can empty your balls. Lool!
Its religion (in its attempt to control every fibre of our being) that makes masturbation seem like the enemy.
Hehehehe… Good hands, cream and Black Rayne; saving lives since 2010
This poem is thoroughly on point!
Hear, hear!
In boarding school I used to masturbate in public: shove my hand in my pocket, codedly grab my D from there and stroke gently…while gisting with friends. Multitasking. 🙂
Lol! Fine poem! How can I submit my essay to be posted?
This McGray guy is on a roller costa today o! Someone needs to put him on a leash.. Lol
Hmmm! Pinky for those of us trying really hard to win the battle against masturbation. This is not encouraging at all.. Lol this is some kind of athem for chronic masturbators… Hmm Pinky Deris God o!
Nicely written piece I must admit.
I am yet to experience the thrill that wanking brings…….
Never thought of it though…..maybe soon,just maybe.
Hear Hear.
*Clears throat.
Panther, well done o!
Yesso, the thing is a life saver, you know that feeling of peace and quiet that washes over you when you do it as a last attempt at calming your nerves before sleep. Uuhhhhh Chile!!!.
Just when I decided not to Masturbate today, I see a piece encouraging me to do so. Some people are giving tips on how to do it best.
PP, biko, don’t let the Devil use you this very hot saturday afternoon.
Hahahaha. Masturbation just got sweeter!