It begs the question: Who scored this record, a Top fucking a Bottom, or a man fucking a woman? 🙂
It begs the question: Who scored this record, a Top fucking a Bottom, or a man fucking a woman? 🙂
If you ask me, na who I go ask?
And your assumption is premised on….
Does this your comment in anyway refer to me?
***cold icy stare***
No we dont!
24 minutes?
That’s just for take off na! Mid air and landing nko?
Some “pilots” need waaaaay more than 24 minutes.
****sips Arabian coffee****
Dennis I have a question for you…
Max shoot, but erm remember I have vicious dogs before asking!
Oya am listening!
What’s the breed of your dog?
‘Kilode! How e dey do am? Na on top me he wan die nii? D pain alone self……….. Hell No!’
Hhahahahahahaaa!!! Kryzzz, you and I share the same sentiments.
Pinky, I thought you like them to ride you till thy kingdom come…
And you deduced this from the abundant times you’ve watched them ride me to this coming kingdom?
There is a rot and a German Shepherd. I prefer German sheps tho, as they are so sweet and teachable as well as incredibly smart. They are quick to know who your friend is and won’t bark at them next time they visit.
Rots to me are divas and very high maintenance! Bitch won’t eat eba, won’t eat anything that doesn’t have meat or fish smell, but the German Shepherd eats everything.
We’re talking about dogs, right?
German Shepherd… Thats the answer I was looking for.. So I was right @Pinkie.
Eh-eh, don’t just drag me into this conspiratorial talk. *fleeing*
“Bottom fucking a top” would sound so…refreshingly different. Lol
You’re already in it dear.. So drag your Lil butt out here and let’s finish this…
@Max
***gasp***
Now I know why you were asking! OMG! You devious little knix!
LOL
***off to fly toy planes***
Two can play that game baby
Hehehehehee!!! Good Lord. Dennis. Max. Y’all behave yourselves now.
Hahahahahaha @Pinky, you emebo… I’ll get you for this… I surely will..
You had inside help @Dennis..
I did not do anything oooo! Aswear! Dennis happens to be as good an investigator as you. 😛
Oh really, good to know ☺
Am sorry but am I the only 1 who finds something wrong with this comment??
Sweetheart in a former life I was in the CIA.
Leave PP out of this, I had no help. I just connected the dots a long time ago
Lol. Why so?
Gini?? Long time ago?? *looks @You with side eye**
Can u imagine Pinky? Its just sheer ridiculous! Even if he took what d hausa would call “magani burantashi” self! Inukwa!
Nd Max, I always told you bad company corrupt good manners but you would never listen! Always @ a tea party with one married man that loves his brew in diff flavours! U see! Riding till thy kingdom come okwa ya? Issoright.
*probably
Wanna talk of efik people, start from an hour.
Where can one go for trophy collection for sexual prowess? What’s the value of the prize?
Dear Gawd! An hour?! What are you, digging for mineral ore inside the ass?
Really sorry if it sounds offensive. I mean no Naija gay guy will want to implicate himmself by telling people how long they had sex with another guy
Is it that Efik men are serious unrepentant liars or they make time stop in bedmatic scenarios. #askingforaconfusedfriend
An hour is very ok na. But an hour 40 minutes…okay, if the both of you don’t die at it nothing will ever kill you!
Don’t be too sure. Many, Infact 85% of naija gays will do anything so far as stipends are attached to it
Abegi all na wash! How dem conduct this kain survey? Oga make dem dey well.
No 2 could be correct but I have a lot of doubts about no 1
Oh boi with only an average of 24mins???? Naaa it must be a man to a woman jo….why? coz ave known some tops to have gone on way longer and even after 5 mins of landing back on earth he asked to go again and d bottom (if I recall well was a hausa boi) just eyed us and reset his chute….ahhhhh! Mbanu a woman seriously WONT deal with some power bottoms!
It is my belief that the figure is padded.
As Nigerians, we tend to pump ourselves up and have an over bloated impression of our abilities.
Simply put: many Nigerians lied during the survey.
The survey is based on KD’s Mr tea pounDing Mrs tea.*pouts innocently*Thank me later boys/MEEEEN!
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‘Top fucking a bottom’
Ha. Hmmm.
Definitely a man fucking a woman! No man is definitely going to b on me beyond ten minutes! Am so pulling ur out nd locking my heaven’s gate! Kilode! How e dey do am? Na on top me he wan die nii? D pain alone self……….. Hell No!
By the way, this survey is ridiculous! Was there a competition? Were cameras planted in rooms of some selected me? Asi Asi! Men can lie but Nigerian Men r d greatest liars of all time! 24min average keh? Akuko Mike Ejiagha!
Most of the Nigerian respondents were probably Efik!
Hahaha! It has to be man and woman na! Which kain hmo will publicize how long they had sex for this country!
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Abegiii….24 mins ke, in my hay days, before that stupid haemorrhoid incident, I’ve gone an hour 40 mins, he was under d influence tho…..and yea the last type I topped I went for an hour…..then again it’s because I’m ibibio (calabar as y’all call it). SMH…..funniest stereotype ever.
well I think this is fairly correct. Most Nigerian tops take forever to come…atleast majority of the ones Ive encountered. In my mind while he’s pounding ferociously i’m usually like : dude pls cum already