Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping u.in public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme
It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.
Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!
I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo
Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo
Guy esitate but later removed pants..
Suck suck suck!
Str8 guy moaning..
Takes a breather
Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho
Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
………
This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.
LOL!
This has to be the dumbest post I have ever read in my life! Hahaha
Don’t fret it, gad. Not everyone was designed to have a sense of humour. You’re clearly a testament of that fact.
***gets on one knee***
Jarch will you marry me PLENTY HOMO?
Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Whore!
LMAO!!!! Oh good. Our first student to dive into practicals.
They touch their nipples? Befuddled..
My colleague does it ooo! Be squeezing nipples anyhow in the name of greeting. One day i told him “you started it ooo, bc where i will squeeze eh”
That put an end to it!
Even girls do that nipple play with me jokingly
OMG YEEEEEESSSSSS
**DM puts the ring on it**
Anybody that tries to come and mess with my marital home eh, na MFM prayer points I would use to finish you
***continues to drool over engagement ring***
@jamie: are u being serious right now? U really think the writer believes what he wrote? He was just being sarcastic,lol.
Only nipple pulling? They do the butt squeezing/tapping, tickle u in public, pull ur chin…all the things short of raping u.in public, and u guys r not even close like that *rme
Loooool! It sure wud do a lot to confuse them
Lmao. Messy. Just plain messy.
Sweetheart where is your sense of humor? Satire anyone? Its a joke, he doesnt mean it!
I mean you are also not too old to have a funny bone
*cough cough*
Lol. I saw what he did too. Lol.
Hian!!! What are u on about? *blinking blankly* I’m not dia o
Thank you for making it clear. I was already thinking that I was not normal.
It is annoying. Come to think of it, it is only those who you don’t even like that do such, as in the ugly and old ones that even when they strip for you, na run you go use comot for there.
Oh now I get the idea.. They squeeze your nipple.. Hmmm. Maybe they’re checking if its ripe for harvest or not.. But anyway, what do I know?
*pensive
*picking my jaw off the floor and placing a hasty call to Sinnex*
*Ahem ahem*.
Dennis! Dennis! Dennis!!!!
How many times did I call you? Kontinu ooo
Omo, this one don spoil oh!
oo chim oo!
phew!!
crazy hasn’t got a better definition!
Did my comment betray the fact that I wasn’t amused by the piece?
Pinky darling, here some morning fresh for you. Cos you’re just all shades of messiness for this….
Lol! Saw this on IG and I knew it will land here!
PP you are a mess walahi
This is evul….@Pinky. God will see us #Mamapvoice
So much for morning humor…
Time to play a few pranks on my colleagues in the office. Lol!
So “no homo” is a gaydar reset button…
I will use it more often now maybe I will score extra “str8” dudes.
Not funny, really.
– – What’s it with so-called straight guys and nipple touching; I mean: ‘Guy, how far na..’ *and he touches your nipples* No homo?
Tch.
Pinky, you’re just one huge mess, you know that!
Why? Did I just sense ”Argumentum ad Hominem”’s deodorant around here?
Photo is not humorous in the least!! Just a plus of annoying and silly to me, multiplied by dumb! I think the writer has gotta try this with an agbero somewhere on the streets of any confirmed ghetto…lolz!
This post is 4 months late **sobs**, i would have been married to my corper colleague by now…d dude soo fyne!
Wait, so it’s that easy? *smiling with glee* (Russell, I’m coming for YOU…#NoHomo…hehehe)
Chestnut dearie, I don’t know if he were actually serious about it. My advice is, he should…
I actually know of someone who’d try this if he saw it! …you know…too many crushes on all sides…lolz!!
Lol
Lol. This should come with a warning “don’t try this in real life”
LOL
LMAO!! Now this got to me.. Very funny!
I rememeber I used this #NoHomo thing on str8 guys a lot..
Me: I can bet you.. I guy will give you a BJ and you will love every bit of it.. #NoHomo
Str8 Guy: Lai lai.. Never!!!
Me: oya make we try am.. #NoHomo
Guy esitate but later removed pants..
Suck suck suck!
Str8 guy moaning..
Takes a breather
Me: bruh still #Nohomo tho
Str8 Guy: sure sure!! #NoHomo
………
This tag is so fake these days.. I don’t see the need to add it to a phrase. If a “str8” guy thinks he needs to add this to his statement.. Check on that guy he is mostly likely Gay or bi-curious.
Lmao…. this got me