The Happenings
Morning Humour XXVII: Andy Cohen’s answer to Mariah Carey’s question
During Mariah Carey’s appearance on Andy Cohen’s WWHL – you know, that interview where she collectively shaded Jennifer Lopez and Nicki Minaj – she was granted the chance to ask Cohen any question she wanted.
And she asked who Andy Cohen would choose to be if he were to become a woman.
And Cohen’s hilarious response was: “You know, I wanna say someone like Victoria Beckham so I can bend Beckham every night…”
LMAO! Who here wants to do some Beckham bending of their own? I know I would. 😀
Lmao.
Andy Cohen is such a DILF.
Lmao!!!
Thank you captain obvious
Naaa Claire Underwood is my spirit animal!
Victoria Grayson tried it, but Claire is the queen of Ice queens!
Lol DivaMag take it easy, no one leaves earth with sames life
Yea power is good but boring at the same time.I mean does madam Michelle ever get to be loose and have some fun and party?Whats life without being able to live the typical hollywood celebrity lifestyle.
Lol yea Mariah is the BITCH!
Lmaoooo???
You will be amazed!!!
Lol. Does Vicky wear the pants? I wonder
*in honeysuckle southern accent* Daaamnnnn why yes I would fancy a lil Beckham Bending maself! *flutters lashes*
There is double humor in that statement…
‘BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM’
Andy Cohen…. *fans flushed face* ??
Andy Cohen is really cute. Also Mimi’s “Can You? ” response when she was asked abt Nicki Minaj, is the new catch phrase in my life. Just been practicing and trying to figure out the right time to use it. I have the entire routine down :
You pause for atleast 2 minutes when someone askes you a question, presumably abt an utterly rubbish person, then you tilt slightly to the side and ask, while smiling – Can You?
The best sarcastic shade I Wana learn will be from Victoria Grayson from the Seasonal Movie ‘Revenge’. That woman nwe ya full time… she does it effortlessly or Miranda Priestly from the Devil wears Prada
If I were to be a woman who will I be? Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Adaeze Igwe
So I can have Joseph Yobo’s pink lips all to myself.
PS: If you don’t want to die, don’t say anything sarcastic about my Yobo ???
Would be really cool to come as Nicole Ari Parker…Boris Kodjoes wife so I can have all that delicious sinful chocolate of a man all to myself…
Oh pls, if I were a woman, oga Abu Michelle Obama biko! What could be nicer than doing the most powerful man in the world! Power is good!
The lady with the forever fake smile. .
Lol. I think I’d love it the other way around. Bend for Beckham, hunnay!
OAN, Mariah’s strategy of remaining significant despite no single is actually working. #bitchisfame.