Forgive me, KDians. I know this isn’t LGBT related, but I simply had to share after I browsed through the hashtag #NigeriansAtHogwarts which trended on Twitter yesterday.
Nigerians on Twitter have come up with the funniest tweets possible by imagining what it would be like if Nigerians were to attend the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. And so, the hashtag #NigeriansAtHogwarts was born.
I swear, these tweets are so goddarn hilarious. I may have cracked a rib or two, so hard did I laugh. And because I’m generous with humour, I simply had to share. Who knew Nigerians were such fantastic Harry Potter fans?
Check out some of the tweets below. And share some creativity of your own in the comments section, perhaps about LGBT Nigerians At Hogwarts. 😀
The accio spell and the Hausa patronus charm got me real bad.
Where you see Remus Lupin transform into a werewolf and #NigerianatHogwarts who always stabs Transfiguration, be like “Buski buski” thinking he’s a dog.
Lool. The way u pipo keep calling edo edo, as if na only us be winch. Hian!
You do know Cedric was Robert Patterson?
Hahahahahahaa!!! Ken, abeg don’t hex them out of vex o.
See o. Very efficient piece of magic. Beats the heck out of abortion. 😀
Duh. Of course I know. 🙂
Hahahahahahahahaa! Good one, Brian.
JK Rowlings is just flawless in those books.
Anytime 🙂
I’m still looking for a way to fetch Cedric Diggory back from the dead. He and I belong to each other 🙂
Lmao! Panadol extra
Hi Sheldon, am Leonard Hofstadter.
I died twice reading tweets from the #nigeriansAtHogwarts. The funniest was “when the Owl failed to deliver your admission letter because your mom covered your house with the blood of Jesus”
“foetus deletus” I died
LMAO this is so funny.
When you cast your Patronus charm and its the rainbow.. 🙂 #LGBTNigeriansAtHogwarts
ROTFLMAO.
Nigerians sef.
Where’s Eros? He should be a champion in this field, him being a de facto Hogwarts student and all. 🙂
When your lightning scar throbs painfully and you are still given Panadol to swallow. #NigerianAtHogwarts
When the Room of Requirements becomes the Ultimate closet, perfectly altered and redecorated to suit the #LqbtiNigerianAtHogwarts
Hahahahha! I am so happy to see Nigerians are this witty with their references to the movie. I am quite impressed. Lol! I am going to check the trend out now.
I see my tweet. I laughed so hard at this trend. Currentky rereading the prisoner of azkaban.. Like play like play I will finish the whole 7 books again.
When you tell someone “thunder fire your yansh” casually, but your wand, thinks it’s a spell and fires.
That one had me rolling on the floor.
I yaf died….. Nigerians are crazy….
They were the first thing I got to go to this morning (sorry KD). I think I will just save the hashtag. That shii made my night. Hilarious shii
Hilarious! Nigerians got an enormous sense of humour. I disappeared and reappeared!
lol!. I had a good laugh!. Thank you PP
Oh well, at least Nigerians enjoy Harry Potter
*goes back to my threesome with Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini*
The anti cheating one got me cracking! Lol. I didn’t know about this! Maybe I should reconsider getting on Twitter so I can see all I can if this hashtag…
Someone just bury me already, I’ve died so many times reading this, these niccurs over killed this, I literally can read this all day. *checks how many ribs aren’t yet broken* answer, none. #cray funny.
When all your spell keeps going wrong because of your yoruba ‘H’ factor #nigeriansAtHogwarts
When your parents wrongs ur name with permanent maker on ur broom and wand so it doesn’t get stolen #NigeriansAtHogwarts
This was beyond funny…