This may or may not be a spoiler. It depends on how you see it after you’ve read it. 🙂
Two weekends ago, I did a marathon watching of Modern Family Season 6. And as all other seasons, this one had me in stitches from all the laughter. There is no end to how this extended family’s craziness delights me. And then, I watched the episode where Jay Pritchett and his son’s husband, Cameron Tucker went for a gay bowling match.
Now, Jay is a recovering ‘anti-homosexualist’. He is okay with the gays in his family, but every now and then, he gets queasy. So you can imagine his outrage when Cameron told him that the bowling match was a gay one, and that he’d have to pretend he is gay. Here’s a extract from there dialogue that I enjoyed and thought to share.
Jay: No one’s gonna believe I’m gay.
Cameron: Oh, why, because you’re not flouncy enough? Jay, that’s offensive. There’s all kinds of gays. You’ve got your Broadway gays, your gym gays, your twinks, your bears, your otters, your ‘hey girl’ gays. You’ve got your pups, your cubs, your chubs. And most prominently, you’ve got your Average Joes who you would never know are gay.
So guys, what category of gay do you fall into? 🙂 Don’t lie o, diaris God in everything you are saying here.
Proudly an athletic twink.
I heard those are called ‘twunks’.
Really. Well, I guess I’m a twunk then.
Peak, you call yourself an Average Joe? LMAO! Right.
Lol
Eziokwu?
Wizkid my former love before he had a kid and Korede came along!
Still a twink na
LOL. Correct eziokwu @Dennis
*coughs*
Inbetween twink and average Joe?.Big lie,gym rat.
Lepa Shandy?.
Dayum! LOL
Hehehehehe.
Pinky,nekwom.Akam dikwa ocha o
I’d be happy if you can direct me to the right category
Hehehee. Na u sabi. I just siddon here dey look you. Death by Lipstick Gang Guillotine will soon be your portion. 😀
Hold on, Max will be along shortly. He could help. 🙂
Lol Chestie “gurl”
Go to Francis comment and click on the link he provided. Then you’ll get a proper definition of bears 😉
You guys may try,ami.We be here waiting
LOL!!! U just made me have an insane desire to call my sec. sch best friend í ½í¸í ½í¸ . That na my category true true and e no dey dia.
Lol. I opened d link and read d article…now I don’t even know what the hell I am! I couldn’t find myself on that their list.
Mine isn’t there too.Even the author(s) will agree the categories aren’t yet comprehensive.Let’s just file ourselves under the ‘average joe’ tag.
(I hope Maxine won’t turn that into a cliched term,as he did internalized homophobia here on kd)
Nah! You didn’t see the need to get max’s approval before checkng me, so why stop now? U sounded like you know me well enough to file me in the appropriate cabinet, so lets get on with it. Where do I fit in PP dearest?
**impatiently drumming my fingers on the table while waiting 4 PP**
Shebi wan ni arugbo ni e
I can help if u want? At least 3 categories comes to mind.
Huh? Arugbo bi ti bawo?
#PoursYouACupOfColdWater
Drink up!
Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.
Broadway gays… Do you even need to ask
Lol Chestie choose which one best defines you:
Zac Efron
Jack Black
Channing Tatum
Morgan Freeman
Yeah,average Joe fits,trystham.O lepa to yen rara,at all.
O ma ya ni lenu ke.Nibo lo ti gbo ‘yen,Peak?
Keredim, I’m the questioner here. Look away from me, mister.
Hahahaha hahahahahaha. Oya begin. 🙂
You’re not wrong there.
Lmao!
The ‘hey girl’ gays though, what’s it mean? Lol.
Add this one for reference. http://misterhollywood.hubpages.com/hub/Gay-Men-Are-you-a-Jock-Otter-Bear-or-Wolf
I’m aiming for the twunk look sha. Previously in between bear and chub
Average joe
Hahahahahaha! Yeah remember that scene. Here is a link from YouTube, much funnier watched https://youtu.be/lI0-VzuP55I
I keep transitioning… I think I fall between chubs and gym.
ummmmmm….
I plead the fifth
**sips coffee**
What category would Wizkid fall into sef… :s
#AskingFor???
Hmmm modern family… cracking me up since 3200BC!
About the type of gay? Lol… I guess it’s som1 who knows me that will be able to definitely say… Please which one is ‘Otter’ ‘pups’ ‘Cubs’?
Definitely an Average Joe.
Average Joe
Everybody’s now an average (Kod-) joe.
Hian!
That sissy sway jay did when he scored !!! Was epic !!! Hands down !! That series is the thang !! And Sophia those the icing on the cake for me !!! That woman is hiluuur!!!
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Everybody is now average Joe okwaya? Lol Ndi KD!
**pours more coffee**
Baba nla twink ni mii.
I think am definitely something inbtw d twink and very Average Joe.
Gym gay……….. My dream tag.
Proud Otter here mixed with a dash of cub and “hey girl”
What can i say… Am versatile that
Bwahahaha I can hear in my head how he says “Now Jay, that’s offensive”
Who or What in God’s name is a ‘broadway gay’?
I cannor find my category here o
Lol…b4 I say “#TeamBears”, pls what’s d full definition of “bears”?
twinky twink
Illd say I fall into the category of ‘Average joe with touches of bear, Chubs and Broadway.’
**bats lashes**
Cross between broadway gay, with a twinkle of hey-girl and borderline bear-gay. Yes a handful
Average Joe ke? I cannot be average Joe to save my life seeing as I fail at all those ‘mando’, ‘man-up’ torture exercises. I’ll stick with ‘Lepa Shandy’ until there’s an official review.
smh+lol Be there goading Max o. The blade is still as sharp…and swift.
I’m a cross between the ‘hey girl’, Broadway and Twink …
I think….
Mbok, what’s the age range for twinks? 13 – ??? :s
Erm Pinky and you? Where does one file you?
What’s a mix of hey-girl and Broadway called? That’s me….
Hahahahahahahahaa!!! Nwokem, u berra leave me alone.
Or else…
*leaving threat hanging ominously*
ROTFLMAO!!!