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  1. enKayced
    September 12, 2014

    King and his harem of Kevins… Totally relatable.
    There was this dude I had the hots for while still in University in 2008.
    On that fateful day, I summoned up courage and told him ‘Everytime I see you, I feel like fucking you’ then I waited to hear the insult of my life.
    Imagine my utmost shock when the guy replied ‘It is still possible!’
    I was tongue tied for a full week.
    Anyway, till today we are still friends.
    Wouldn’t want to bother y’all with the rest of the story.
    After all, he’s just not that into any other man!

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      Lol. Do it like King and tell us the story.

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  2. JustJames
    September 12, 2014

    I could tell immediately from the start that this story was by King. Lol. The passion with which he talks about cakes though…

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    • Metrosexual
      September 12, 2014

      Exactly….!!!

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  3. Samaurai
    September 12, 2014

    Lol
    King, you crossed Third Mainland Bridge in about fifteen minutes?? You must have been flying, man!! Even if Hades himself was hot on your heels, that is no mean feat. Just for the loves of “cakes”.

    Well, the story is interesting sha. That’s the real definition of STRAIGHT. Homophobia has never been, and will never be equal to being straight. How I wish our homophobic, straight pretenders will read stories like this.

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  4. maxonex
    September 12, 2014

    “like I was being chased by demons from the pits of Armageddon”…… Hahahahahahahaha

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  5. Dennis Macauley
    September 12, 2014

    “Came in less than 2 minutes” ROTFL
    How embarrasing that must have been

    Kevin: baby go faster

    King: erm Its like i came already

    Kevin: huh?

    *sips herbal tea*
    LOL

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      Dennis, what colour of shade is that na? Lol

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      • Mr Bassey
        September 12, 2014

        Orange!!! Definitely.

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    • Micky
      September 12, 2014

      Dear Dennis, are u by any means throwing shades this morning?

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    • Dennis Macauley
      September 12, 2014

      Shade kwa? No Ooooo! LOL
      King na my guy na!

      LOL

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  6. redroyale
    September 12, 2014

    A good read, painstakingly detailed, no blurry lines whatsoever. But come o… When would some of us however, grow enough balls to get a front row experience of this kind of story you are sharing, would we keep quiet??? Chai! The truth is, no dating site, link-up or any other vessel for that matter can out-fun that one experience of seeing what you want and risking it all. This is definitely a next step for me, and hopefully I’d share it here someday acknowledging KING as one of my muses, but till then I’m just going to keep having nice times with every guy I fancy in my well equipped utopian mansion.

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  7. chestnut
    September 12, 2014

    This story sweet DIE!!! I didn’t even find myself rushing and skipping to the “interesting parts”…and it had d perfect length; not to short, and definitely not tooooo looooooonnnnggg!(No shade…hehehe).
    It’s strange tho,that a 28 year old man with a juicy ass (and he KNOWS how to “sway” those hips when walking) worthy of causing road accidents, had never been propositioned by a man…he didn’t even know what d word “gay” meant! Oh that Kevin…I’m giving him side-eye for that one…*sips water*

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    • trystham
      September 12, 2014

      …and goes in without resistance even after adding all the products from Pears Baby oil factory…*draws on kunu*

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  8. Rapu’m
    September 12, 2014

    Interesting story. But if I were Kevin, and you came in two minutes, I’ll just break your head. Hehehe.

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    • Dennis Macauley
      September 12, 2014

      Rapu’um!

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      • Rapu’m
        September 12, 2014

        Oga, na me oh. I don talk my own. I go just break him head.

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    • Dennis Macauley
      September 12, 2014

      I’m just hailing you! I like your name!

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  9. daniel
    September 12, 2014

    Forgets where opebi is, Crosses third mainland bridge in 15minutes, rushes to finish up work, and cums in 2minutes… Who does that? Issorait.. *continues watching telemundo*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      Who does that? A guy in hot pursuit of cakes, methinks. Lol

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      • daniel
        September 12, 2014

        Pinkie and then he finally gets the cake and swallows it in 2minutes? Afterall that?

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 12, 2014

        Hehehehee. And you’re asking me because?

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    • Micky
      September 12, 2014

      Eyeneka akak mi o… I5 mins?? Nsa mi o…

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      • xaxi
        September 12, 2014

        Iyammi!

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      • Mr Bassey
        September 12, 2014

        Dah owo, efut akeme ndi nam owo ata idiok mkpo oooo, I’ve made some really silly decisions on account of cakes oooo, trust me

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      • daniel
        September 12, 2014

        eyeneka mbokabeg I can’t deal..

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Didn’t cum or have sex d first date luv
      .it was in d second date and by then my excitement was…..!!!

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      • xpressivejboy
        September 12, 2014

        Wait, was the 15Mins on a work day, on same 3rd Mainland Bridge I ply everyday (Sat. n Sundays inclusive) of my life?

        Haba! King, okay, maybe it was during those work-days during the xmas period *raises brow*

        Lovely Tale, Though.

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  10. Neon
    September 12, 2014

    “Cakes” and “Kelvin”…. Intuition: that’s so King! *back to perusing Foreign Service Digest*

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  11. Chizzie
    September 12, 2014

    Thought this was going to turn out to be a Kito story but glad it didn’t. ..but then again this happened 5years ago when it was still relatively safe to pick up strangers from the street. All the times I’ve been approached on the street which happens often seeing as I don’t exactly bounce when i walk…I quickly dismiss them off curtly; Mostly cus I am afraid. The last time was by an Okada man…I laughed so hard and asked him if he were ok

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      This guy, you have stories worth reading… That much is apparent.

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      • Chizzie
        September 12, 2014

        I didn’t go to work today.. .I should send u dt email later today

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 12, 2014

        Awesome

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  12. gad
    September 12, 2014

    Interesting

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  13. kendigin
    September 12, 2014

    BUHAHAHA!!
    Soooo in denial
    Dunno about yall but these days i quickly get turned off and uninterested in anyone whos homophobic or in denial.
    Like helloooooo its d 21st cemtury for christsakes…
    i also totallly stay away from warri boys. No offense but they mostly bad news i.e scandal and blackmail etc

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  14. #TeamKizito
    September 12, 2014

    Hmmm. I don’t know the way to Opebi.

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  15. king
    September 12, 2014

    Wow thanx so much guys for these comments and to you my ever bubbly pimply pinky….your the best. Yes your right Chizzie…it happened at the time when those wicked devils of kito ism hadn’t cum out if he’ll yet…but all in all I still had some trepidation but really bolstered me on was just the fact that he actually laffed when i told him! Wow that really told me a lot and by the way we still talk on the fone a couple of times every week till today…..he is married and now resides in warri and apparently his wife LIKES me….very much cause I helped her sister get a place in abuja when she was sorta stranded and the only person Kevin could call was me…well I guess if we were in London or d states u bet I would have been living with kevin no doubt!!! Thanx you all again and kisses for you my luv!

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  16. JArch
    September 12, 2014

    Without finishing the first paragraph I knew 100% that this was written by king. it couldn’t have been anyone else.

    Dennis thirst for cakes is nothing compared to king lol

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    • Dennis Macauley
      September 12, 2014

      At all oooo! My thirst no reach like this biko!

      Third Mainland Bridge in 15 minutes

      Chai

      #TheHustleIsReal

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      • JArch
        September 12, 2014

        Fast and Furious mixed with Mission Impossible…. You just can’t mess that when the thirst is beyond boiling point

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  17. Mr Bassey
    September 12, 2014

    Uhhhhhh Lawd!!!, I love cakes, I love to look at em, touch em, eat em, play with em, sleep on em, pound em…..when I meet people I check out their cakes before their faces even. King u could even be my brother.

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      Lol. *SMH* All these cake-hungry bruthas sef

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Same brother from another mother sure!!

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  18. Lothario
    September 12, 2014

    Lol! OK….this story is on point! Was feeling it from all angles. Did something this crazy recently, and it paid off. I have to say, sometimes risking it all is worth it.

    In other news, King let’s be friends. I’m really curious about “Married Life and the Sexually Active Gay Gent”. Tell me all!

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Yeah am all yours….whadaya wanna know??

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      • Lothario
        September 12, 2014

        First of all…does she know? Aren’t you scared she’ll find out?

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  19. Legalkoboko
    September 12, 2014

    everyone’s hunt for cakes seems so dramatic except mine. I need to inject more excitement into mine oo.
    Anyway, there is something so urgently compelling and overwhelming about cakes which I think King so skillfully captured here.
    And I feel relieved this didn’t end up as a kito story. Well done King.

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Thanx dear

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  20. JArch
    September 12, 2014

    Lol pinky dear, to be fair tho, we love sausages just as much as they love cakes, the only difference is we’re classy about it and don’t jump into a frenzy about sausages.

    We simply just adjust our blouses and bra, then give a come-hiter look *applies more lipgloss like Declan*

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      Hahahahaa. Jarch! Issokay o

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      • JArch
        September 12, 2014

        I didn’t do nothing *hands in the air*

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  21. Paul
    September 12, 2014

    Cool story! Tells me a lot of my boldness.
    I’m dat proverbial cat dat curiosity wuld kill someday. I jst want to knw and confirm tins abt my silly gaydar.
    Ds story reminds me of my recent project wit my barber.
    Story still loading and there’s a lot of green light @ d tunnel’s end
    I no too sabi english,so I no sure say I fit write d story @ d end!
    Nice 1 kings.
    Cheers y’all

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Ah don’t worry pls..Our Pinky will help us to download and upload as well abi pink luv?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      You must gist us oo. Simply email the general yarns to me and I’ll take care of it. 🙂

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  22. JArch
    September 12, 2014

    “I’m dat proverbial cat dat curiosity wuld kill someday.” You’re just insane Paul, but then life is short so make it count #TeamYOLO.

    Meanwhile, just give pinky the headlines for your story to Pinky and she’ll work – or rather werk- her magic into it and drop it like its hot.

    There’s just something so exciting about barbers, maybe its because of the close proximity of their schlong-sausages to you hand or arm while cutting your hair, and for a brief moment you feel adventurous and breeze your fingers across those bulges

    Ok am done

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    • king
      September 12, 2014

      Jarch…not only barbers, mechanics, okada riders, house boys, bricklayers, gate men aaaahh ooooh heaven on earth!!!!

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      • JArch
        September 12, 2014

        Loool its only king that will shag a bricklayer and houseboys

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      • Paul
        September 12, 2014

        *habaaa kings dia ris god in all ds ur perversion o.
        Ur affinity for uncouth guys exceeds mine n makes mine jealous.
        I still remember dt story of d meruwa guy (d water man) here some months bak
        Jarch-u need deliverance aswear down!
        I c U need a barber who cn shave ‘craze’ off ur head n pubic region.
        Some pple hv clippers here(abi king I lie?)

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  23. Dennis Macauley
    September 12, 2014

    What I love about this blog is the diversity it parades, which is a reflection of life itself;

    There are the drama queens

    The narcissistic diva

    The intelligenistas

    The Disney princesses

    The cake thirsty tops

    The wall flowers

    Oya find your spot and stand by it

    *drops mic, runs away*

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    • JArch
      September 12, 2014

      I saw what you did there…Narcissistic Diva (and not Divas)

      Throwing a total eclipse this lovely afternoon eh?

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 12, 2014

        LMAO! And it is looking quite shady in your corner Jarch

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      • JArch
        September 12, 2014

        Very very shady pinky.

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      • Dennis Macauley
        September 12, 2014

        Eclipse? LOL
        No its just, never mind
        *eats my bole’ and roasted fish*

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    • JustJames
      September 12, 2014

      Can’t find mine… we need a longer list

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  24. daniel
    September 12, 2014

    Having successfully spotted my category, I’m wondering just which category mrs Macaulay belongs, maybe I can port…. Meanwhile, I haven’t seen Arabian Princess in a while. Pinkie how far?

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    • pinkpanthertb
      September 12, 2014

      I’m not my sister’s keeper abeg. That is not what the Bible commanded.

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      • daniel
        September 12, 2014

        Chai!! Chai!! Chai!!! Diariz God o..

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  25. Andrevn
    September 12, 2014

    y was this post erotic in some way?…….i do have my kevins….guys that i am so content ar not gay buh have hot steaming sex with….just twisted in some way i’d say……

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    • King
      September 12, 2014

      Ooooh I just loved the way you’ve categorised the ‘kevins’….those that are not gay but will just do U alone and and only U…

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  26. Andrevn
    September 12, 2014

    on other issues dear KDs i have a royally baked kito story with all the rainbow flavours still in the oven..already written the first draft as it happen’d….will definitely send it to you Ptigress as it unfolds….PS: cast- myself, step cousin n my cosmetic damaged uncle.

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    • Absalom
      September 12, 2014

      Modern Family kito.

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    • Neon
      September 12, 2014

      House of Payne!

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    • King
      September 12, 2014

      It better be a true story and not a fiction of some imagination biko

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  27. yzee2013
    September 12, 2014

    in oda news i stumbled upon a realy nice reality show bout black american gay guys who r straitactin n thuggish lookin…its called “tha life atlanta” lol one of d guys said atlanta is d mecca of gays n if u can find a guy to date you for sixty days witout cheatin its a miracle n equivalent to 5yrs of heterosexual dating..lots of shade throwin

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  28. enigmous
    September 13, 2014

    Ooohhh King…if only I get it down low with u & drop it like its hot, am sure madam wifey will understand

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    • king
      September 13, 2014

      Ah….well not that she won’t mind but am already hooked with Mrs King here..and he is feisty…..woof!! u know what I mean…so duck biko..before her shotgun goes off and ur head is on a platter!!!

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      • pinkpanthertb
        September 13, 2014

        *smiling very mysteriously*

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  29. Immanuel
    October 27, 2014

    Lol!!! The construction of this story is just right. Every part is def worth reading. And honestly, it got me thinking about many married men I know, and if they could be gay. And let’s just say, I can’t get out off bed just yet…

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    • king
      October 28, 2014

      Don’t worry luv…i have another TRUE story to send to pinky and it’s just as raunchy as this one….take a sit luv..relax..your in for a great ride!

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