Photo Of The Day XXXVI
Breakfast is served, and rice is on the menu. Which would you like to order? š
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59 Comments
Max
July 29, 05:23Ahaaa… Been long overdue
drizzle
July 29, 06:11I’ll pass.. I love concoction rice more and it’s not on the menu..
Masked Man
July 29, 06:13Lol
Concoction rice.
Nigga you didn’t.
Ven
July 29, 20:45I agree.
king dominic
July 29, 06:22I like white rice and is not on the menu.I’ll pass
Masked Man
July 29, 06:30Open your eyes, and your butthole will follow. Lol
Brian Collins
July 29, 06:23Being i am not a heavy breakfast eater i would have to leave this for dinner.
Me:(at 5-star restaurant) Hello waiter, today i’ll be doing just carbs with a bit veggies here and there. I’ll jump right to the EntreĆ© then.
Me: I’ll have an Extra large plate of Coconut Rice with a side of sautĆ©
Special Fried rice with spicy Fried Rice stuffed cucumber and then Death by Jollof Rice for dessert.
Pink Panther
July 29, 06:26Lol. You sure do know your way around a menu.
Mandy
July 29, 06:25PP, what kind of rice is Idris Elba? š
Max
July 29, 07:13Black rice
Pink Panther
July 29, 07:15LOL. And the very sweetest kind. š
Masked Man
July 29, 07:21Isn’t this rice kinda stale?
#Chestnut
July 29, 07:29Idris Elba na beans ooo…porridge beans!
Pink Panther
July 29, 07:42Shettupyamouth!
Masked Man
July 29, 06:36All the three recipes below Pls. For breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Kester
July 29, 06:44Nobody wants ofada rice? Isn’t that a type of shade? Neither do I. I want lots of fried rice this morning then lots of jollof rice for lunch, dinner and overnight snacking and……. aawwww
ambivalentone
July 29, 07:01I wondered too, then I remembered ‘Ofada too dey get stone’
Enigmous
July 30, 04:48Ouch
Posh6666
July 29, 10:13Thats coz ofada rice/miss alexis is a hoe!
ambivalentone
July 29, 06:55Come these guys aren’t doing it for me. They make me jealous not hungry.
#Chestnut
July 29, 07:28*jumping up and down in excitement* coconut rice, coconut rice, coconut rice!!!!! I’ve always had d biggest crush on that Blossom…(I mean, how can u not love a guy with those biceps and lips, and who happens to be named after a Power-Puff girl? How? How? How?????)
Pink Panther
July 29, 07:30Camdan! Haba! Lol
#Chestnut
July 29, 07:34But wait o, dat guy dat is repping “special” fried rice in d pix, who hin be abeg? He be like bush-baby…(In dis pix o!)
KryxxX
July 29, 08:15Hmmn!
Is it just me or has anybody noticed d ASS on Blossom?! I see that guy in movies nd I get turned on nd angry!
Like seriously?!
Y would just a single person b blessed with both looks(those lips eh), body(not like he is super toned shaa. 2nd guy is an adonis) and ASS! Is not fair now! Ppl like us walking about with flat bottom flask as an ass will just b feeling marginalized!
God be doing partia anyhow! Look, I know get! Body, mba! Ass nko, non-existent! Chai!
As for my order, due to my sad mood cos of d above, I shall have a basin of all! And bring water for washing hand too, no time for spoon! Eating my sorrows away! #sadface
Max
July 29, 08:40Ur ass looks nice..
KryxxX
July 29, 09:07**Covers Ass with Obara Jesus**
Where? When? How?
Where did u see my ass bikonu?
**In Madea’s voice** Pinky!!!!!!!!
Masked Man
July 29, 09:30My handwork. I exposed you on IG
KryxxX
July 29, 09:55@MaskedMan…… The kind thunder that will fire u eh! It is doing pressup nd cardio! When e go fire u, e go do u vroom na anya like rapture!
Masked Man
July 29, 10:09Ask Max, he had his tongue out, panting on all four when I served you up.
kacee
July 29, 11:32Lmao
Sian
July 29, 11:58It’s flat,but nice.
The lips and tits tho………….
Stop shouting upandan,it’s not as if your they are hidden assets
KryxxX
July 29, 12:32Onyekwa by dis one? Biko swerve ka m fu uzor! Flat ehkwa? Go nd look for oganigwe kind of ass naa! Ochonganokwu!
Sian
July 29, 13:12Ile gi n’agho ka ntanta nma,I choro ka amadioha mia gi onu.
Enjoying that oganigwe kind of ass already.You know na,you can never compare.
Prince Onyeabor
July 30, 04:51Hoe alert…basin of all?
Ruby
July 29, 08:17I’ll take Coconut Rice n then Jollof rice as Take away.
Noel
July 29, 08:20White rice is bleaching.
Perez
July 29, 12:31Just my thought….
I’m like… Oh God, he looked better than this… He was amazing the way he was
New he’s all white and face, and scary like Michael Jackson when he wakes up in the morning..
Perez
July 29, 12:32*fake*
JArch
July 29, 08:41Coconut rice looks like he’s about to fall asleep.
White rice is giving us “I woke up like this” look… Rigghhtt I see
Jollof rice looks like he’s trying hard to hold in a really deadly fart and not succeeding.
Ofada rice looks like he’s contesting for Student Union president.
Special Fried rice kwa? I reserve my comment on that one
Fried rice just got nominated for “Best Profile Picture on Badoo”
*sighs*
I want spaghetti or Beans, atleast someone said Idris Elba is in the beans category. I’ll take it mbok
iamcoy
July 29, 11:52The way you guys are going, the eatery will swear to never ever make anything that looks like ‘special kind of fried rice’ again
#Chestnut
July 29, 08:52Lol @ “flat-bottom flask”, haven’t heard that in ages! But wait o,Kryxx, so u sef dey look my Blossom, okwaya? U have to be very kiaful o!
KryxxX
July 29, 09:03Hian!
Last time I checked, I didn’t see a ring on Blossom’s finger! So he is a free agent for now!
Sinnex
July 29, 08:56Gimme Ofada Rice and Special Kind of Fried Rice, I am in the mood of some concoction.
Williams
July 29, 09:13Ofada rice “familiar taste”
Posh6666
July 29, 10:11OmG Blossom thats d 1st guy is definitely my number!am like obsessed wiv him.Then will totally fuck oc ukeje…and also that guy presenter ozzy agu.I will pass on Alex ekubo that guy is surely a male whore digging into both pussay and manhole honestly anytime i see him he just represents std’s to me blehhhhhh looking all good but all that shimmers aint gold in this case next!
KryxxX
July 29, 10:43Posh!!!! You are a mess! A big mess! Lmaoo!
Colossus
July 29, 11:02No akpu on the menu? All these obodo oyibo food sef
Pink Panther
July 29, 12:22Akpu eh? See them, Akpan lovers
KryxxX
July 29, 12:37And you didn’t tell me since ehkwa? Now I know y I have been pinning away! **dials Teflondon’s number** Oga Tefu! How far naa! E don’t tey oh! Biko tell one of those ur “rough necks” to organize performance enhancement drugs nd plenty steriods for me oh! Thankyu!
He likes akpu! Akpu he shall get!
Colossus
July 29, 15:24Hahaha hahaha. Nwokem relax. Akpan no mean say na those Teflondon’s rough necks biko.
Griffin
July 29, 11:23I want foofoo, rice don tire person, but if I had no choice, coconut rice and fried rice mix will do. God bless d person wey say ofada rice dey carry too much stone.
bobby
July 29, 11:23madam pls mix coconut and jellof rice for me…if ofada remain, put for take away for me…
kacee
July 29, 11:27I love all this food, i ehmmm wonder who carry the package pass o. *continues dreaming*
yinkss
July 29, 11:33I want white rice. I love it…
Kenny
July 29, 14:56Some jollof rice please… more, some more, *yells ‘I said more!’
Nightwing
July 29, 17:41It’s ofada rice for me thank you.
Raj
July 29, 21:59Coconut rice. His voice always get me wanting new zippers…
KingBey
July 30, 00:05Coconut rice….Blossom Chukwujekwu can have me any day……anytime
black
July 30, 08:53Ofada rice.