So, on Jorolomofin’s Instagram page, the following was posted about a woman who supposedly discovered that her husband is not only gay but cheating on her with another man.
So, the things to understand from this, um, true life story is:
1. Gay men bleed excessively when they lose their anal virginity, and this bleeding stains their boxers.
2. Gay men cannot do anything sexual with women. Let alone marry them.
3. While adults have access to buy and discard underwear as they please, the gay man must bring home blood-soiled boxers that prove irrefutably that he has lost his anal flower.
4. And gay men address themselves in their sexual affairs as “the man” and “the woman”. God forbid there actually be gay terminologies to describe our sexual preferences.
Did I miss out on any other lessons?
I remember when i lost my anal virginity, there was blood everywhere. It was splashed all over the walls, the floor, every inch of my cloths.
Awwww, such fond memories.
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Mine was a horror show. As I was going home from that hookup, the blood kept dribbling down my legs. when I started wearing pampers the next day, I’d always remove it at the end of the day to see a pool of blood inside for about three days.
But Colossus, were you deflowered by Jack the ripper no?
All these bloods yua shiarin ??
A whole year??? :O
??? I literally laughed out loud while reading this
I read this and was like what kind of unbelievable nonsense!!! But however I met a guy who said lay down on my chest let me feel like the man…. I kid you not.
Ikr.
Even if there were complications from penetration, the guy can’t be stupid and go back home in that state, besides it doesn’t bleed like that.
…and some months.
My dear, it’s all just to fuel the homophobia against gay people in Nigeria. These people are determined to keep writing a narrative of negative things about gay Nigerians.
How did it clearly show this? We are not focusing on the ignorance of the woman. We are saying this didn’t happen! Can you say without any doubt that it is not possible that the woman made all this up, orchestrated it all, just to chase online clout and fan the flames of homophobia against gay people?
Weren’t you the one that had to also had to travel interstate with all the potholes on the road and a sore anus
Me too sef I bled ooo
Then the man in the relationship took a handkerchief cleaned it and showed my whole village waiting outside
And they all cheered..
“He took it like a man”..
? ? You guys … Be sharing blood upandan.
Me that had to use 5litre bucket to fill my blood. Even at that, it was dripping all over the street as I walked home
I actually bled. Not by the bucketfuls, but it was uncomfortable. I fell sick and ran from anything dick for a year
“Let’s stick to me been the man and you been the woman…”
?????? That’s the part that decided it for me. Absolutely NO gay man talks like that. That is straight people nonsense. Even TBs know to use the top-bottom terminology to talk about their roles.
I remember being anally disvirgined.
I bled so much, I had to be given blood via IV. Four packs of blood oh.
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Radarada oshi!
People will just be coming up with bullshit to sell their bias against the LGBT community.
She’s asking what to do about HIV and other STDs! She knows how to use airdrop but has absolutely zero knowledge about going to hospitals for tests. I can’t even shout.
Which one is me being the man and you being the woman. That is so gross ??
So this is all just a whole lot of BS. I’m trying to figure out the intent behind this. What’s her / their aim? None of it makes sense at all. From the soiled discarded boxers to the soiled hidden bed sheets and the man and woman in the relationship part. Just a whole lot of BS
Nigerians being Nigerians. Too many bullshit and too many sorrow package, married women are supposed to associate with. I wonder if people actually know what they are doing in the name of attention, hype, followers or views.
Dunno, a straight/curious man that has a phobia for anal bleeding, can it be termed as homophobia ?, Cause that post is definitely gonna fester that, but then that might just be the point in the first place.
Let’s blame the economy, Nigerians are getting desperate to survive, by all means necessary.
I too bled. I squirted blood all over the stteets and on cars that drove past me.
That could have been hemorrhoids. Well even if he is gay, i am sure her petty confusion made him sicker. See why people prefer a man? So that at times like this when they are in tereor they gat pampered and catered for, not thrown into a circus.
Apart from the bleeding part, the conversation on that screen shot clearly shows the man is having an affair with another man ni… Why are we all focusing on the woman’s ignorance?
Please don’t believe everything from Joro’s posts. Joro is a psychologist and an entertainer, he creates most of these stories to garner attention, sell his products and promote his career. These days people like entertainment and they want their minds blown… Just that in watering his career, he’s adding more petrol to our fire, this will increase the hate on gay people.