Get Your Pens and Calculators Ready. This Is The Gay Exam
GCE MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS. SHOW ALL WORKINGS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.
1.You have dated a guy for two years. Eventually he drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)
2. You bought a phone for your boyfriend and he gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)
3. You’re well-off and a hoe, dating about 10 guys with birthdays in the same month. And each one is asking for either a Samsung Galaxy or an iPhone 6s for a birthday present. (a) Plot a graph of your boyfriends against the prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)
4. You are dating other peoples’ boyfriends yet you go into a jealous rage at the thought that your boyfriend might be stepping out on you. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)
5. You’re a civil servant, your boyfriend’s parents are traders and their combined household income is less than 350k. Your boyfriend, who is awaiting his UME result, is using an iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy, both worth 350k. Calculate the Percentage of your Relationship Negligence. (20 marks)
6. You’re a Bottom and you have dated 20 Tops with hard labor. Use the Law of Diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your future husband to enjoy. (20 marks)
7. You can’t give your live-in lover 1k when he asks for it to make a good home-cooked meal for you. But you’d readily spend over 10k in bars and restaurants. Calculate the Radius of your Stupidity. Take p = 3.142 (20 marks)
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14 Comments
Mandy
February 02, 05:55Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!! iDied! This just killed me.
drizzle
February 02, 07:13morning humor…. Lmao..
#Chestnut
February 02, 07:33Lol. No.3: I hate plotting graphs like Kilode!
Max 2.0
February 02, 07:33????
#TeamKizito
February 02, 07:34Hmmm.
JustJames
February 02, 08:03???
Francis
February 02, 08:43?????? bet that Number 6 though ?
Dennis Macaulay
February 02, 08:45Question 1?
I can write a thesis on that! The thesis will extend from Europe to Abu Dhabi!
Mstchew
ambivalentone
February 02, 08:551) Uhm…
2) Y buy a phone 4 ‘soon to be’ X???
3) Correlation coefficient is 0.50. Doesn’t change d fact you wee be broke tho
4) He’s carrying a world’s total percentage of stupidity with the jealousy
5) (Sheep Squared stupidity + high grade Juju) squared X 100
6) ‘O’ with a ringing hollow sound
7) He’s a baller sir. Never drying oil wells of fountaining money.
A+ sure na
Pink Panther
February 02, 09:08ROTFLMAO! Trys egbuom!
kacee
February 02, 18:08lol SMH
kaytee
February 02, 21:10extra sheets pls
Pink Panther
February 03, 05:13LOL
Tobby
February 04, 14:19lol