Photo Of The Day XXXVIII
So has anyone been outed by this contraption yet? Hmm? Has anyone jiggled that up against you and a rainbow light suddenly started shining, effectively exposing you as a gay man or woman? Someone please answer me, I need to know if it works. I have a few hotties I’m eyeing at work. Wouldn’t mind verifying their sexualities.
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R.A
August 11, 06:08LMAO, I need this for church mbok!
King
August 11, 06:09Hmmm..could this work? What is the principle behind this…
ken
August 11, 06:10Gay guys come with this device pre-installed. Some can sniff potential fuckbuddies a 100 miles away! Lol
Masked Man
August 11, 07:03Preinstalled
Lol
ambivalentone
August 11, 09:12My dear, I don’t. I prolly skipped that section at the production line
Sheldon Cooper
August 11, 06:11Why don’t I feel at ease with this? It’s kind of dangerous in the hand of a homophob. That’s if it’s not a toy.
ken
August 11, 06:14Its a joke. Duh!
Masked Man
August 11, 06:49I need this for homophobes. Those with internalised homophobia but be secretly fucking on the down low.
When they start talking thrash, and a rainbow firework starts radiating around them when I use this key on them, I’ll be like, ‘see your life? You are a fucking dick monger’
#TeamKizito
August 11, 06:52Hmmm.
Dennis Macaulay
August 11, 07:45I went to Christ Embassy with this once!
It broke
Max
August 11, 07:50I need this oh.. Its like my built-in version is broken. I can’t seem to tell who’s gay and who’s not anymore.
ambivalentone
August 11, 09:44I know we’ve kinda had this talk sometime, but if we always want ppl to know us and like us for who we are b4 they know about our sexuality, doesn’t this gaydar antagonize that very concept? Its not like knowing someone is gay will make dem like u any beta or worse OR you like them any more or less…except where they are vocal homophobes and need to be taught lessons
BadDiva
August 11, 09:12I need this ooooooooooooooh, I need to detect all dem gays in my family, I can’t be d only one naaaa haba.
Khaleesi
August 11, 11:02if only this were true, i sorely need this device in my life. So many hotties am eyeing but not sure about and dont have the guts to make any moves. How easy this device would make like! you instantly tell who is gay and who isnt worth the time and energy …
JOJOARMANI
August 11, 11:43BadDiva… Babes so u having such toughts too? Seriously on our burial last week when all our family members came back.. I kept scanning everybody, i strongly believe there must be someone else mehn… Cant be just me!… I need this device!
D
August 11, 12:20Ohk….errr every gay person needs this….enough of the facade people wear on a daily basis
yinkss
August 11, 14:08Does this device actually exist? If yes, please how can I get it.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
August 11, 14:12I certainly need this … That pre-installed app thing skipped me during creation!
Ahhh I shall use it on my neighbour first! Hot hot man.
JOJOARMANI
August 11, 14:48and if that of your neigbour gives u a dissapointing result???? ASKINGFORAFRIEND.
Oluwadamilare Okoro
August 11, 16:44Then I will return to “stalking and admiring from afar” *insert sad face here*
Frankعnstein
August 11, 16:20He finally put it up. It works #SpeakingFromExperience
JOJOARMANI
August 11, 23:57frankeinstien, so where do we get it?