A Taxonomy of 50 Cent’s Anilingus History

A Taxonomy of 50 Cent’s Anilingus History

Does 50 Cent really love anilingus? This question demanded an answer after he got into a spat with his ex Vivica Fox over her comments on television’s thirstiest talk show, Watch What Happens Live. Since the dawn of this show, Andy Cohen has invited celebrities on to air grievances, spill tea, and recklessly gossip about other celebrities to create beefs and headlines the next morning.

Sunday night, actress Vivica Fox appeared on the show and talked about her upcoming stint on Empire as Cookie’s (Taraji P. Henson) sister. Knowing he could stir up some drama, Cohen asked Fox about her ex 50 Cent’s comments that viewers are abandoning the show because of “gay stuff”. “First of all, pot calling the kettle black is all I’m saying,” Fox said.

After sipping her tea for a full minute, like Beyoncé taking a moment to pause and let the audience scream during one of her performances, Fox cleared up her insinuations that 50 Cent might be gay but also didn’t exactly clear anything up either.

Fox said, “He’s not. I mean, we had a great time. He just seems like he’s got something that’s … not quite clear.” She then referred to an XXL cover (mistakenly stating it as Vibe on the air) that featured 50 Cent and Soulja Boy and said, “[50 Cent] just looked like a booty snatcher on that one to me.”

A calm set over Twitter. All eyes were on 50 Cent’s Instagram, where history proved that he would respond with his own attack. And respond he did:

? Oh No!!!, ? Now she thinks I’m gay because I let her lick my Ass. ? LMAO. Wait,I didn’t want her to,she forced me, my hands were tied. 50 shades of grey ?

But this rings a bit false, as 50 Cent has a storied history of loving anilingus. Let’s examine.

The Historical Context: This is the first time 50 Cent shared with his followers that he loves anilingus. He feels sorry for anyone who’s not him, that’s how good it is.

The Business Ass-quisition: 50 Cent seals all business deals with anilingus.

The Lyrical Come-On: In Too $hort’s “I’m a Stop,” 50 Cent raps, “First I want my ass licked / then I need my toes licked.”

The Fan Request: Though weary of too much anilingus, 50 Cent seems willing to oblige fans.

So there’s the unassailable proof that 50 Cent loves anilingus. So what’s good? And what’s wrong with Vivica Fox’s tongue?

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  1. Sinnex
    November 11, 07:45 Reply

    Na wa for you PP!

    You sabi analyze oooo!

    Wetin you wan make we do with this information na?

  2. ken
    November 11, 08:03 Reply

    I knew it!
    50 reeks of homo-erotic tendencies….

    Dont be surprised he has bottomed before (or very frequently)

    • pete
      November 11, 08:05 Reply

      Anything bad in having bottomed?

        • Pink Panther
          November 11, 08:09 Reply

          How e take consine you, eh Dennis? Pete is on a mission for clarification mbok.

          • ken
            November 11, 08:17 Reply

            Do u need clarification?? Really???

            A bottom claiming not to be gay? Puh-leeeeeese!!!

              • Colossus
                November 11, 08:54 Reply

                But he is, he is Yusuf Mack. A sly version anyway.

  3. Peak
    November 11, 09:06 Reply

    Sorry, I need some schooling about this idea that when a guy like “anilingus”, that they are/must be gay?

    Do people realise that not all gay men enjoy/like it?

    • Dennis Macaulay
      November 11, 09:10 Reply

      Plus a lot of straight men like it sef!

      Do you know there are straight men that like being screwed with a strap on? Only ofcourse by a woman! Straight men!

      There are straight men that like being fingered by their women! Straight men!

      All these stereotypes lead us no where!

    • Peak
      November 11, 09:49 Reply

      My brother the thing taya me oooo.
      Whatever happened to being innovative and thinking outside the box?
      I guess if it’s not “Mama-Papa style “, then it is considered nether.

    • Max
      November 11, 10:55 Reply

      @Peak, I know you have no sensation is your anal area so I understand your sentiments.
      I’ve seen straight men who enjoy having their nipple sucked and enjoy rimming too( only by women of course)

    • Peak
      November 11, 11:24 Reply

      You know?? **sits on ignore button**

  4. Chizzie
    November 11, 09:08 Reply

    The image I have of Vivica spreading 50’s faeces coated ass, is enough to inspire enough Cholera Kills campaign posters around the world.

    I just think its completely gross when girls do it to guys. The few times I’ve seen in porn, I always pause and wonder what happened to that girl’s self esteem. It just seems so degrading.

    I think Anilingus should be strictly a gay thing, cause half of these straight folks don’t know what we meticulously go through the keep that place clean. Some of us have resorted to going to different pharmacies to purchase FemFresh, to avoid suspicion.

    Isn’t this why there’s an E.coli outbreak in Germany or so? Because of the Vivica’s and 50cents of society

        • Keredim
          November 11, 15:20 Reply

          Every single thing you said above..especially the parts about straight people not knowing how to douche , anilingus being only for gays and straight people transmitting e.coli in Germany.?

  5. Dickson Clement
    November 11, 10:03 Reply

    Oh! Pls I want my ass licked and then I want my toes licked! Please urgently… Wana know why 50 loves this

  6. Delle
    November 11, 10:25 Reply

    Oh Anilingus! Good old anilingus!
    Who doesn’t love some good ass-licking? Seriously!

    Abeg I don’t blame the guy jawe. Anilingus makes the world go round.
    Oh anilingus! Good old anilingus!
    *continues singing till curtain closes*

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